Animazella
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Animazella also goes by (aside from "Millicent MacManus") Milly Mac. As well as being a whore, she is also a bi-polar incestuous pedophile racist with a lust for anything with a penis, animals included. It seems she has been a nympho from an early age, having lost her virginity to her brother at age 12. Since then, she seems to have had sex with everything else she could get her hands on that moved, including (but not limited to) her poor German Shepard.
Or so we thought...
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Allow us to Introduce...
Animazella. She just recently joined devianTART, becoming a member of the "community" on the 23rd of February. She stated in her first journal that she joined devianTART because of FurrMetalAlchemist and the lulz said furry created. This alone should have alerted ED's squad of TARTlets.
As of recently, Animazilla's been BAAAWWW-ing about losing her job because she kept taking "sex-breaks" at work. How DARE they fire her for having sex instead of working?! That's outrageous! Now she has to find a new job that lets her have sex in the back room!
Her exploits on devianTART include terribly drawn pictures and many comments that expose her pedophile desires for little boy's cock. She has already produced journals that tell of her sex-capades and desire for barely pubescent boys. Undercover work in the field has revealed her desires for her pet pooch and her happiness at the concept of incest. As a white supremacist, she doesn't take flack from any non-whites, as any criticism from them rolls right off. Then again, she doesn't really take criticism from anyone.
Trolls Trolling Trolls
Anonymous TARTlets all like to troll in the same way - some crazy 16 year old girl gets an article on ED, her page is spammed for three days straight (or until she eventually flees from dA) and the EDiots post screenshots of their success. Animazella's tactic seems to be collecting the very worst of the journal entries and behaviors of other deviantART lolcows and putting them together to create the Golden Calf of dA.
Batshit insane TARTlets are common on deviantART. Teenage tramps who enjoy bestiality or adults who like drawing bunnies raping loli are common. We however suspect Animazella is nothing moar than a fail troll hoping to get a vanity page on ED.
Sadly, it looks like she will end up getting it.
Evidence
- Makes blatantly controversial claims. Even the most experienced pedo understands the value of the dubious disclaimer.
- Claims to take "sex breaks" at work.
- Claims that white people are the supreme race. Although claiming to be a creationist would have been funnier.
Fails to deliver when offered the ultimatum of TITS OR GTFO.Thanks to Klondikebar tits have been delivered.- Most of EDiots-cum-TARTlets write about any vaguely annoying bitch on devianTART. With Animazella they probably think they've hit the jackpot.
- Thus the failure continues.
Mommy Attacks?
An excellent worker in the field has managed to get this tramp's mum involved. After carelessly leaving an IM conversation open, her mom walked by and saw the horrors that she was saying to other people. After getting bitched out by mommy, she proceeded to keep us informed and dutifully posted a journal about it. She was promptly grounded.
However this journal exactly matched one made by FurrMetalAlchemist a few weeks earlier - yet very few TARTlets seemed to notice.
She Lieks to Feed, U Gaiz!
Is Animazella a possible vampire-wannabe? It sure sounds like from her avatar, which reads "I Liek To Feed" while promoting one her works of art. Then again, she could just be a whore. Our bets go on that one. In addition to being on devianTART to "view pretty, pretty Mudkips", she's also there for the "lulz" and to create and provide "dArama" ... Considering she was already suspended after only less than a week of being on devianTART, it seems she's already fairly successful in that manner.
Just like the "Mommy Attacks" journal stunt, this also exactly matches another recent victim of ED on deviantART - Her Dark Prince. Yet again nobody seemed to notice.
What's So Bad About Rape?
One of Animazella's few journal entries stated quite bluntly that rape is A-OK, which all trolls have known for many years. For some reason her watchers had a problem with this. Once again this tactic was used by a dA troll a few years back, causing the TARTlet population to collectively piss themselves and overuse angry emoticons. Animazella just took it a step forward by pissing off EDiots using the same method.
Previous Edits of this Article
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Story Time
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Galleries
 Sorry, Animazella - you didn't beat Her Dark Prince. |
 If you don't have white prepubescent cock for her then GTFO. So apparently female /b/tards DO exist. |
 Watch out for mama! |
 Srsly. Stop being a pussy. So to speak.. |
 And enjoyed every moment of it. |
 Don't do it, Ms. Stevens! |
Comments Made of Win
Before reading these comments, keep in mind the EDiots replying to her genuinely thought they were totally pwning her with their razor-sharp wit.
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C'mon Guize - Does THIS Look Liek a Troll?
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Obvious Troll is - Successful?
Troll attacks on deviantART all follow the same pattern - a tartlet is found, an article about her is written, her page is spammed for three days straight, she eventually freaks out and flees the site. The trolls circle jerk. Many TARTlets are apparently worthy of mention simply because they are shitty artists or Sonic fans. The two usually go together.
But not this time. For once instead of a TARTlet being trolled until she tried to commit pseudocide, Animazella is testimony to the fact that TARTlets who contribute to Encyclopedia Dramatica are incredibly easy to fool and hopefully will think twice about writing attack articles on every 16 year old girl on deviantART.
Sadly however it did not last.
Rule 17
Rule 17: All win eventually turns into fail. The same goes for Animazella's trolling.
Return to Deviantart
Under a new IP, she has returned to devianTART as Zellabarker. We can only guess what this means for her dog. She was however instantly banned again and produced no lulz.
Joining Encyclopedia Dramatica:
Sadly trolling on ED is nowhere near as easy as trolling on Deviantart and Zella was quickly set upon by rabid EDiots and banned. She now spends her days whoring herself out for noods and vandalising her article.
See Also
External Links
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Animazella on DevianTARTB&HAMMERED -
zellabarker on DevianTARTB& AGAIN - http://www.facebook.com/zekthegreat Her Facebook
Contact
- AIM: animazella or freakelectronica
- MSN: doodledeedoodle@hotmail.com or electro.freak@hotmail.com
- Yahoo: electro.freak
- Her ED account, which she uses to vandalize her page.
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