Animal rights

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Many people believed that Jesuz was da jooz, but they were wrooong. Jesuz was in facts, a cat, who was not loooooooooong, so he didn't have rights anyway, so who cares if he was a jooz or a catz?

Animal rights are the imaginary creation of furries who seek acceptance in a world where nobody accepts anything, especially people dressed in animal costumes.

[edit] Do Animals Have Rights?

However,

A cat has the right to be loooooooooooooooong.

[edit] BUU?

If animals wanted to have rights they would do what women did and protest. There is no protesting from the animals, thus they do not want rights. Another commonly overlooked fact in history is that some animals did in deed get their rights. These rights are things such as the right to vote, the right to sit in the front of a bus, and the infamous right to drink from the same water fountain as white people. Another overlooked fact is that people are animals too. So, the animals have had more and more rights. Many Peta activitists strive to give real animals (like germs) more rights, like to not be eaten and to vote. These are a mere ramblings of legally retarded hippies.

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This non-long cat does not have rights. Not because it is a cat, but because it is a Jew.

Happy dog owner being dominant the only way it knows how

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