Angsty teen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The angsty teen is something of a redundant term, since to be a teenager is to be angsty. In more common usage, however, an angsty teen is a catch-all category into which most under-18 drama whores, homosexuals, attention seekers and self-mutilators fall.
The most common species of angsty teens include emo kidz, goths, nerds and punks.
Angsty teens are statistically more likely to:
- have LiveJournals
- write woeful, forlorn (and intolerably bad) poetry
- be technical virgins
- Live in the suburbs
- kill their classmates and/or parents
- claim to be "mature for their age" one minute, then stating how they are "soo confused" when faced with a simple conflict that they are too stupid to resolve.
- optionally, post about said killings in their LiveJournals.
