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Angry asian man

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Angryasianman.com is a web site created and maintained by a butt-hurt Azn man who is angry at you for disrespecting chinks. The site is a source for many lulz -- often updated daily, and a shining example of how most Azn males are butt-hurt internet tough guys, closet racists, and completely obsessed with anything and everything Azn.

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That's Racist!

The web site is basically a news source and archive for every possible instance of racism against Azn's in America (whether real or imagined). If a White comedian makes fun of Azn's in his/her stand-up routine, you'll hear about it first on Angryasianman.com. If Rosie O'Donnel says Ching Chong again, you'll damn well hear about it on Angryasianman.com. If anyone, anywhere, says anything remotely negative about Azn's, well... you get the picture. Because after all, Azn's are flawless! Doesn't every non-Azn realize that Azn's need to be respected?! That's racist!

Some Reasons To Be An Angry Azn

  1. Penis too small for standard condoms
  2. 5'4", 130lbs.
  3. White girls don't like Azns
  4. Azn girls love White guys
  5. The only Azn's on TV are on the Azn Channel
  6. There was an Azn film festival somewhere but noone cares
  7. Home alone playing video games on a Friday night
  8. Bruce Lee the only "cool" Azn in the history of Azn's (which is only according to American Azns whereas a weeaboo can name 100s cool modern ones, thousands of cool historical ones, thousands more cool fictional ones from anime)
  9. Your first name is white, your last name is chink. Example: Jeff Wong. Interestingly, it has been discovered that chinks fresh off the boat will pick white-person names. Their choices are always lulzworthy: would you pick Marjorie if you had a choice? They would.
  10. Only capable of making friends with other Azn's
  11. Gross black on azn girl pornos
  12. White people eating up all your delicious azn foods.
  13. Jackie Chan being the only azn people know the name of
  14. you all look like Jackie Chan....but poor
  15. Your staple diet consists of dog, horse and aborted babies
  16. you make everything ever made but cant afford any of it
  17. the fact you cant do anything for lulz as we cant understand you
  18. Historically, an Azn has never killed a man or won in an ass kicking contest.

Examples of Racism Against Azn's

Cho Seung Hui -- Ok, maybe what he did was wrong, but did they really have to mention he was Asian?? The American media is so racist!

Ching Chong -- it's ok to make fun of German accents, French accents, Italian accents, Irish accents, etc. but it's NOT ok to make fun of Chinese accents! Don't ever say Ching Chong around me, bitch, or I'll fuck you up! I'm an internet tough guy!

Tom Cruise -- Why aren't there any Azn male sex symbols in Hollywood? How come they're all White, Latin, or Black? How come short, skinny, hairless Azn guys can't be sexy too?

An actual article from Angryasianman.com...

The picture in question.
The picture in question.
 
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Pinocchio and the caged Chinese boy


My friend Jessica Chang recently snapped this photo on a recent trip to Disneyland.

I'm assuming this is a scene from "Pinocchio's Daring Journey. Jessica writes

So apparently Pinocchio is either lying or making friends with a caged Chinese boy. I rode the ride twice to make sure I saw it correctly as the caged Chinese boy was in a corner in the beginning of the ride and it was dark. I wasn't sure I saw it.

I don't remember this in the movie, and I guess I never went on the ride before. Just weird.

Indeed. Very weird. Pinocchio is about to poke a caged Chinese kid with his nose. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie... and I don't remember any caged Chinese kids either. What the hell is happening here? There's something seriously wrong with the Chinese kid's eyes. That's racist!
 

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How To Be An Angry Asian Man

  • Frequent Internet forums and constantly start new threads about Azn's. Example -- in a Tennis or Golf forum, only start new threads about Azn players. In a movie forum, only start threads about Azn actors, etc.
  • Pose as a White girland say things like "I think Asian men are sexy!"
  • Be an Internet Tough Guy and boast about Azn superiority. If all fails, mention how China is becoming the next World Superpower. Slam dunk!
  • Stick it to Whitey by getting Straight A's! That'll show him!
  • Wonder why you never get laid, when all you do is study for tests and play video games.
  • Create a web site obsessing about Azn racism.
  • Try to vandalize every Azn article on encyclopediadramatica.com
  • Watch the movie "Oldboy" and proceed to take "revenge" on random people.
  • Shoot up your college.
  • Make your own movie about white girls liking Asians and then hawk the shit on YouTube and Myspace, Reply to all criticism with diplomacy and Logic

Famous Angry Asian Men

Y so angry?

A very good reason to be angry.

An angry Asian man. With looks like that who wouldn't be?

A VERY angry azn man.

A future angry Azn man

The internets most famous angry azn.

Look at that asian cock!!!

Angry Asian

The Rants & Raves Of A Racist Angry Asian Man

One of the lulziest places to find angry Asian men in action, is the Craigslist Rants & Raves bulletin board (San Francisco). A butt-hurt little bitch who used to go by the name "Asian Pimp" posts there regularly, usually after 11pm every night. Because of the regular late night postings, it was speculated that he might be an angry Chinese bus boy, while others though he might be Kenneth Eng.

His racist rants are always in large fonts (to make sure people can read them!) and cover the same topics: Asian guys are superior, White guys have small penises, and White women love Asian men.

During the better part of 2005, he posted his racist rants daily until someone finally dropped his docs and exposed him as Jeff Lee, a Chinese student at Stanford University. This caused the Asian Pimp to disappear for most of 2006 until he recently resurfaced with a vengeance.


Below are some his TL;DR rants, copied and pasted from the Craigslist board (Notice how nothing is mentioned of a sad sex life you will have with the Azn "man" and his tiny penis):


 
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WHY WHITE WOMEN PREFER ASIAN GUYS..

they dont' end up dead after a few years of marriage..unlike whiteboys that murder their wives and kill their own kids..asian guys don't do stupid heinous shit like that..only retard whiteboys with small dicks kill their whole fucking families and then run and hide under their mother's kitchen cabinet.

whiteboys have a very long history of murdering their whole families when shit goes wrong..they can't handle pressure. they can't deal. they kill their wives and their kids. and that's fucking sad.

whitegirls need to realize there's a choice..a much better choice. of course asian guys won't just go out with any white woman..we don't like fat overweight white trash, we'll pass on those for the blacks and hispanics. they aren't too particular who they go out with anyways. we'll only go out with white girls who have a high IQ and bitch ass looks. otherwise, we'll let you retard whiteboys breed with them so we can get at your offspring before you kill them.

deal?
 

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—No.

 
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Except white women like BIG cocks.



 

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—Besides murdering their whole families, which is bad, they also love wearing women's clothes and high heels, along with taking it up the tailpipe from 350lb black guys they meet from jail, and they troll for tranny cock so they can bring home disease to you and your family, yes indeed, whiteboys love spreading their disease to the whole family!! and they love sucking on man-cock. just ask the latest dick dog eater;

 
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But hentai is a-OK.



 

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—Poor whiteboys are losing their homes left and right to foreclosures. i've already bought several homes from whiteboys who couldn't pay. san jose, redwood city, saratoga, atherton, etc.. and their wives left them too. shows you how loyal their bitches really are.

that's real sad. you lost your home and then your ugly bitch fucking up and leaves your ass.

what a slap in the face whiteboy.

next time you should consider going solo.

now that the 2nd mortage market has 'seized' up, whiteboys can't get a loan. they can't breathe, they're being fucking strangled to death.

some white woman on craigslist offered to blow me and clean my pipes for a loan. she sent me her picture and said i could have that and do whatever i wanted with her if i gave her a loan. that's how bad shit is now. white people prostituting themselves to save their homes. nice.

 
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Why? Because he bought all their homes.



 

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—All those homes in foreclosure, i feel bad for you whites. now you can't send your strapping young kids to all those luxurious private schools anymore..no more gated communities and tupperware parties for your wife and no more driving your fat hummer around town throwing your weight around like some big shot CEO.

the subprime market has sunk your ship and your home. many whites are packing up and leaving town..going to a black suburb near you..soon your kids will be the next Eminem, singing along in broken english, rapping about growing up in 'da hood. and your sweet white daughter will be hanging around Leroy and Tyrone and his boys. she'll be some trophy white girl with street niggers riding shotgun in a Cadillac Escalade on 22's. poor girl. she was going to be some rich white guy's trophy tennis wife, Napa Valley Silverado on the weekends, spreading her legs after a game of squash, and Polo in Palm Springs with Chet and the boys. No longer, she's some sex toy turning tricks with negros.

you see, this is what happens when you guys build phony empires based on debt. you allow all these monkeys to buy homes when they shouldn't even own a car. these folks are 100% irresponsible and lazy. what makes you think they know jack about exotic mortgages?

leverage working against "the man".

i'll see if i can save your daughter from the negros..

 
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And the obligitory bitching about niggers . . .


 

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