Anarchy

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FUCKIN' COMPUTERS ARE FOR THE SYSTEM

BETTER KNOWN AS " OPEN ED Registration

NO RULERS! NO BOUNDARIES!! WOO! FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!

ANARCHY MEANS THAT I LITTER <-- AND THAT YOU ARE A FAG

Typical anarchists not doing anything in life

Your standard issue anarchist

[edit] Theory

In theory, anarchism is a political belief that civilization should be run from the bottom up like democracy proposes in theory. Politics, the economy and the court systems are supposed to be run directly by the people without hierarchy which means no rulers, no presidents and no bosses. Like a fucked up kind of socialism or end stage communism with no central government or central planning and more food. It would also be the return to the era of the strongest rules, making the actuall anarchist whimps die out within seconds because they are sensitive. Of course, such a society would require a highly educated and mature population which obviously won't be happening anytime soon in America.

In reality, most Anarchists are teenagers who just wanna do whatever the hell they fuckin' want, right? If I'm an anarchist and wanna beat up my girlfriend or boyfriend, scrape my key on your car, smash your bloody windows, whatever the fuck, I can do it! Yeah!! The more shoplifting I do, the more patches or spikes on me trousers or jacket (real anarchists don't carry backpacks), the less I shower or bathe, the more I FUCK THE SYSTEM! YEEEAAAHHH! Booze and drugs, the more the messier! Smash the system! Fuck everything with a hole! Bum change off people, WOOOAAAH, I'm a cool anarchist. ... and too politically fuckin' correct for words, to boot! YEEEAAAAAHHHH FUCK THE FUCKING BLOODY SYSTEM! THE FUCKING CUNTS TREAT US LIKE SHIT! WOOOAAARGH, I still believe in ANAKEY!!! GET PISSED, DESTROY!

Anarchists are grossly hypocritical because they are always calling the cops to complain if you run them over in the bike lane. Also, they eat Doritos out of the trash.

[edit] History

Fuck rulers. Fuck 'em.

Contrary to popular belief, anarchism does have a history, despite the fact that many anarchists today are worthless piece of shit punk rock listeners. Like communists, anarchists have a misguided belief that people can live in a society without bosses and the government. History is still waiting for them to prove themselves right. The most often cited example is Spain during its civil war, before anarchists were pwned by Fascists and Communists and their own aura of worthlessness.

Normal anarchism was invented at least 100 years ago by liberal emofags and queers like Pierre-Joseph Proudhon and Peter Kropotkin, both of whom hated their parents as 13 year old boys. They had the idea that they could live "outside of society," but keep all their stuff. Both being trustfund junkies this was pretty easy to envisage. Normal anarchists believe in markets controlled by workers while others believe in a system that's like the end-state of communist theory where everybody is free to sit on their bums and collect dust while magically receiving all the finer shit in life.

Abnormal anarchism was invented by hippy cruds before they all became capitalists a few years later. Abnormal anarchists believe just about any bullshit that anyone with a brain stem can see is bullshit.

Later anarchist history unfolded in countries like Spain, Mexico and Hungary when the combined population of emofags, 13 year old boys, and 16 year old girls in each country reached a certain critical point. These anarchists lived ungodly lifestyles and probably got AIDS from surfing pirate sites, selling hemp and screwing your mom too much.

[edit] Anarchists

This is a textbook example of an Anarchist.

People who "believe" in anarchy are all 16 year old girls or emo boys (or Weev, who is both) who hate their parents, George W. Bush and the law. They listen to Linkin Park and/or Morrissey. ANARCHY FOREVER.

Ashlee Simpson is an anarchist because she has the anarchy symbol on her drum set, and thus she r0x0rs.

Winona Ryder is an anarchist because she defied the law and stuck it to The Man! ZOMG!!111!

Noam Chomsky is an anarchist, but unlike most suburban anarchist kids, he actually has more than just a brain stem. He makes anarchism seem like an intellectual philosophy and writes essays on the foreign policy of the US. Every god-fearing American knows that he's an America-hating liberal who should be shot for treason.

Billie Joe Armstrong Of Green Day is a Fucking Punx D.Y.I Anarchist because he filmed his video for American Idiot in the U.K, How Fukkn Harcor!!

You yourself can become an anarchist and fight the system dawg, by walking to your Hot Topic and finding some nice Converse sneakers that have little A's with circles around them. This will make you accepted by your peers and will prepare you for your rebellion when your parents take away your car keys for failing that test. Remember that if they actually were to create a REVOLUTION!( SM4SH THEH STAET!!!1!!), there would be only a max of 100 anarchists per rioting area. Since the majority of their power level comes from stimulant drugs and death metal, you would simply need to burn the drugs and cut stereo wires to leave them fleeing back to their online forums. (Bonus if you burn the weed in their direction.)

Unknown to most longcat is a loooong time Anarchist, because of his fuck off attitude towards the long standing cat length regulation standard act passed at least 100 years ago. No system will ever hold him down and tell him how long he can be. He stands as an inspiring model of self-expression.

[edit] fux u!!1

screw ur wiki format and telling me what 2 do. i edit what i want where i want.

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

[edit] A Real Life Anarchist

XOmniverse prepares to feast on either wheat thins or your soul

XOmniverse is a fat, pasty dude bent on overthrowing all forms of government. Make sure not to watch the video where he crams 15 wheat thins into his mouth glued together with Cheez Whiz. It is the grossest thing on the internet, beating out 2girls1cup and SWAP.AVI. The look in his eyes may well drive weaker men to insanity, and your computer speakers will explode at the sound of OM NOM NOM.

He is an excellent representative of the movement. He would be happy to engage in rational discourse with you regarding the following important topics

How anarchism is a fantasy.
How theological noncognitivism is bullshit.
Being raped in a government facility, such as a post office.
Cramming food in his fat mouth.
Cramming cock in the orifice of his choice.
Why ED shouldn't spam his youtube channel.

[edit] Anarchism Today

Nowadays anarchists mostly hang out in malls and try to look tough. Every year, they also go to international labor rallies to smash shit and get arrested by the cops. Many try to bring back the good ole days of Spain and Hungary, with no rulerz, free booze and Martian hookers. Others follow the modern examples of Mexico and Argentina, where an anarchist is just a lazy fuck who complains about capitalism.

Tribes, Kazaa and P2P are also based on anarchy which is why they suck. Most Internet anarchists are hypocrites because most are admins on message boards anyway, and they suck cock.

Most anarchists are socialists and commies who smoke too much weed and ain't got no love for Lenin.

[edit] HowTo:Anarchy

You know all that merchandise you see at HAWT TOPIKZ?? Yeah, buy it. Er.. I mean, ask your parents to give you your allowance, have them drive you to a local mall, and ask your parents to buy it for you. If they don't, they don't understand your hard life as an anarchist.

Anarchists after a hard long day at H4WT T0P1X.

Then, buy or steal any kind of makeup, gel, lube, and hair dye that you can. Use all of it at once. Definitely shows how kewl you are.
Go to Hot Topic. Close your eyes, and point you finger randomly in the music section. The CD you point at, buy it. Repeat this at least 100 times. Just please, DO NOT listen to them. Doing so will rape your brain, or what's left of it.
With the gel and/or lube, spike your hair in a row, the longer the hair, the moar winnerer you are!!
Play Guitar Hero every day, watch Jackass, perform those stunts, and nail as many posters as you can to your room's walls to cover them.
Use the following words in every sentence: Fag, gay, HxC, sXe, sick, wicked, fuckin', life, sucks, sucks ass, etc.
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[edit] Anarchists

see Anarchists (LiveJournal community)

[edit] Anarchist Soccer

There are no boundaries, only goals. And lame jokes. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^.^

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[edit] HEY GUYS, IT'S ANARCHY ON A PAGE LOL

[edit] NO BOUNDARIES!!XD

ANARCHY!!

[edit] NO HIERARCHY

This should be a subheading under "NO RULERS!!" but since we're anarchists it is NOT. Also, __NOTOC__

[edit] Quasidan

The famous anarchist is also a turncoat, and decided to follow some arbitrary wiki rules to cover-up his laziness.

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