An Negro
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Mychal Bell was a nigga caught in a very unfortunate situation. Having been carrying out his daily routine and duty to society as a nigga by shoplifting, Bell hid from a couple fat rent-a-cops underneath a car. When they found him, the ape started thrashing around, and hit one of the men. He was arrested and was taken to jail. After getting out on bail, he tried to become an hero because he knew he had been pwnt and would be publicly humiliated again (as if walking around in public being black isn't humiliating enough). To make matters worse, he had already been charged in the Jena Six beatings, and had already gone through a horrific media ordeal.
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The Name
Mychal is niggerspeak for "Michael". Or maybe Michelle. Possibly even Mitchell. No one is really sure.
The Failure
Bell shot himself in the chest after he got back from jail. He was hoping to become an hero, but failed since he used a shit gun. And he shot himself in the fucking chest, the retard.
Possible Outcomes
Bell's condition is not currently known. This is likely because all the hospital staff know he has HIV from being a nigga and are thus afraid to go near him. Thus, he is likely rotting in a hospital bed somewhere in Louisiana. Either that, or he is back in jail where he belongs, likely for trying to steal moar clothes, chikins, watermelonz, or bikes.
Media Butthurt
Since society is so racist and unfair, the good folks at MSN decided to front page this shit nobody cares about instead of focusing on the real news and issues, you know, like Sandalgate.
Media Butthurt Samples
External Links
Of course his mood is set to savage, that's what he is.
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