Amuria
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Amuria(MOAR LIKE ANIMURIA AMIRITE?) joined DA after great ryo0oki got banned. The newcomer seemed very talented for a 14 year old, but people started to suspect something fishy was going on.
After a collab with famous dA-tard Ramy (also known as Sylvia's boyfriend), her fame started to raise at record pace. Amuria draws the same overrated animu crap art as Ramy and his girlfriend (some would say identical) by making it shiny with the dodge/burn tools and additional effect layers on photoshop. To make it even easier for herself, the same face over and over again by changing the pose slightly. Her shiny, overrated, crappy art makes all the weeaboos lose whater is left of their last braincells and fav whatever crap she adds.
It became very apparent later on to everyone that this shiny desu account was a fame whoring scam when an infamous slip-up from a supposed friend of Amuria infamously asked "How's college?" on her DA page. This coupled with her notoriety for being an obnoxious bitch to her fans, a fame whore, and a talentless fool, a great flood of conspiracy theories emerged about her age along with endless trolling by people of all types. It was soon concluded that Amuria is most likely Sylvia under pretense using her sister's name (Jennifer Shi) when she decided to evade her previous banhammered status and create the account "Senra", giving her fans and enemies a gallery full of fodder to make comparisons with.
To this day, Sylvia Shi/'Jennifer'/Amuria/Ryo0oki/Senra/Sekiyoku/etc... continues to give us more and more lulz to play with. By showing this article to more people and educating them about her business ethics, you are helping deprive both artists of the only thing they want, which is money. The more people who help this way the better.
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Amuria Lives On!
Ryoshikai
She's back and obnoxious as ever. Don't you dare be rude cause she doesn't care!!! In fact if she doesn't respond to you there is NOTHING TO POST ON ED!!!
| —Amuria/Senra/Ryo0oki on her new account, http://ryoshikai.deviantart.com/ |
Will this be the last? Of course not, but one can only hope desu desu @w@
Sekiyoku
On the side note, Sylvia Shi loves favorites, or more so, loves to favorite in order to whore her own name out. http://sekiyoku.livejournal.com/49032.html#cutid1
This is for sure Sylvia Shi once again pretending to be a young and artistic like Amuria because:
- She types in lowercase letters, especially with the "i"'s.
- She uses too many hearts, @w@ and ^_____^ faces.
- Uses both Photoshop and Open Canvas.
- Blocks people who think she's lying.
- Acts all innocent, young & "kawaii".
- She's most likely gotten bored of her Amuria account on dA so she's now striking on GaiaOnline to get moar attentionz.
- She claims she's busy at "school" when really SHE'S MAKING MOAR SHINY DESU ARTZ TO SELL SELL SELL AT HER OVER 9000 TABLES WITH HER PUSSY WHIPPED BOYFRIEND RAMY IN THE ARTIST ALLEY AT THE NEXT BIG ANIME CON!!!
Mikae
At least 100 years ago, everyone's favorite artist decided that she wasn't getting as much attention as she deserved, now that no one believed she was fourteen anymore. But then, a thought struck her- If she was THIRTEEN, people would love her and compliment her even more!
Her agile mind racing, Amuria deduced that if she used the exact same style but made it a little more sloppy, talked exactly the same, claimed it was her first time using photoshop EVAR, and told everyone how sick she was on the same day amuria got sick, everyone would believe that she is a completely different 13-year-old-girl! it was the perfect plan.
 "mikae"... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria. |
 mikae... |
 amuria... |
 amuria again... |
 amuria again. |
after a spam of DESU @W@ and HOW'S COLLEGE?? comments, mikae was finally B&, but amuria lives on, in the form of Kairi and April-desu. Don't you want to know how college is?
The 'Art'
Amuria's art sailed the high seas of popularity , as she followed the books of instantly becoming popular on DeviantART:
- She first submitted fanart.
- She collaborated with other popular artists.
- Her coloring style was shiny.
- All her pictures were of crappy fantasy themed females that weren't even hot.
- ALL of her 'ARTWORK' (if you can call it that) looks the same.
Although her greatest underlying talent was that she could completely steal a picture and get away with saying she was 'inspired' by the original, we all know, of course, that this is a load of bullshit.
When she was a n00b on dA she had watched tons of random animu-fans, who she then whored herself to with her half-assed-animu drawings. When the random no-talent-hacks came across their inboxs alerting them they have a watcher, they pissed their pants and started praising her and thanking her for the watch, though they do ask why she would watch a loser like them. Once all the people she had watched saw her page, they orgasmed and started to watch her 'beautiful artwork'. It is a known fact she had only 3 artworks of animu girls when she first started out, and they had been suddenly deleted after the first few weeks of her joining. What happened to them? I wonder.
People have been speculating she may have used those fake 'How to Become Popular on deviantART' tutorials to gain her fast popularity. Those tutorials approve of mass whoring (and the selling of one's soul) to gain popularity. Her fake age seems to be a big indication; it's stated in ALL 'how to...popular' tutorials to lie and whore yourself out at a young age. The preferable age is 13 - 17, as everyone will appreciate her 'talents' more. By starting at the age of 13, it got all those pedos looking at her right away.
Her constant appearance on the elusive front page caused many tartlets to wet their pants. However, despite the widespread dislike of Amuria's 'art', few critiques were offered on her submissions, most likely due to the fear of her fan club. Amuria herself never replies to any comments left on her artwork, once again proving that she is a stuck up bitch. She has recently tried to claim that this is because she is on dial up, probably trying to get her fans to make her a hugbox. Our conclusion is that trying to communicate with the great Amuria is as fucking pointless as trying to nail jelly to a tree.
Obviously her glorious artwork was of such a high standard, demonstrating perfect knowledge of anatomy and artistic conventions that critiques did not need to be taken into account. She constantly claims she has 'FIXED' her artwork because of the crits, yet it doesn't look AT ALL different from her usual 'uber-kawaii-shiny-OMFG-I-GOT-NO-TALENT' style. Whenever she produces a new piece of shit, she is sure to claim she was 'experimenting'.
Amuria is getting even further up her own ass as she faves a news article that briefly features one of her older pictures. This is the only news article she has faved, and, more than likely ever, will fave, because no one would be bat shit dumb enough to feature her again, except perhaps her fan club. This is just another example of her whoring out her art and seeking attention.
To add to that, Amuria's KAWAII MOAR DODGE DESU art is almost exact to the anime Shakugan no Shana: the hair, the eyes, the expressions. Could it be that this artist is just SO GOOD they are the maker of Shakugan no Shana? But wait, that's impossible, SNS was created by people who can actually draw. And have an original style. Oh well. I guess it's clear that Amuria is just a retarded attention whore, striving for MOAR DODGE DESU @W@
AMURIA GETS A DD!
Jesus H. motherfucking Christ. WHY?
"Daily Deviation, 2007-11-08: revolution by *Amuria is stunning." - Maybe if you can squint your way past all the shiny? Nope.
"The beautiful gold highlights in the hair and the magical aura about the entire image really draw you in." - MOAR DODGE MOAR DODGE SHINY SHINY PLZ!1 @w@
"This deviation along with the rest in her gallery are really worth taking a look at." - But only for the lulz.
"(Suggested by *scaramoushe and Featured by ^touchedvenus)" - A 16 year old girl and a Gallery Director under the influence of @w@
The Anime Con Drama of 2008
Anime Expo 2008
Amuria, along with her boyfriend Ramy and many of the other 'desu shiny' artists set up tables to bring in their cashcow flow of victims at Anime Expo 2008 in Los Angeles. She and Ramy each had 4-5 different tables of the same art set up around the artist's alley, all registered under different names.
Denying the fact that she is who she is, when people ask her if she has a DeviantART she denies it all and changes the subject by brainwashing them with discounts for her fanimu art. She's described to be a skinny asian with long, unwashed hair who lacks the ability to communicate like a human and instead talks to you like you're a money dispenser because she's only there to get one thing. UR MONEEZ!
Otakon 2008
The con dramus don't get much moar better than they did at Otakon 2008 in Baltimore, where Amuria and Ramy set up their shinydesu shops once again. Altogether, Amuria and Ramy had a grand total of fourteen (same number as her age whut) tables showcasing the exact same mass-produced crap everywheres. Running the tables were their brainwashed friends and corrupted younger siblings, who actually signed posters for Amuria and Ramy as Amuria and Ramy. But that's not even the best part!
On the first day of the convention, Otakon staff called Amuria, Ramy, and their brainwashed minions out for selling the same shit on a bahzillion tables, because they obviously registered those tables under different names and that is against da rulez. Amuria and Ramy argued (to the point of yelling) that their shit is not all the same, which we all know is lies. Fed up with their bullcrap, the Otakon staff brought in a lawyer to make sure all their desu artworx were indeed different. While they were painstakingly examining over 9,000 of their crappy prints, Mr. Lawyer noticed that Amuria was using official, copyrighted animu logos on her artworx, and threatened to shut down all of the whole entire artist alley because of it. But she was cool with that, because she's total whore - if she couldn't maek moneez, she wanted to make sure no one else could either.
In the end, the artist alley was not shut down because of Amuria's logo usage (Sauces say giving Mr. Lawyer a good blow-job is what got her off the hook). Instead, the staff went around and terrorized the few other artists who also had logos on their prints. All the other artists spent the rest of the con talking shit behind Amuria and Ramy's backs because they all hate their guts even moar now.
This here is living proof that Sylvia Shi and Ramy Badie LOVE MONEY. They don't give a fuck about their fans or the meaning of the word ART. All they care about is making a profit off of their shiny dodge/burned crap, even offering artists who wanted a table to pay them $200 up front to get -one- table at Otakon, when in reality the prices for the tables are almost by half. These two people are completely heartless- and are a pair of lying, cruel douchebags.
Shiny Desu commanded 14 fucking tables at Otakon 2008 Artist Alley
 That's four tables right there. |
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 ...lolwut. |
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 Look beyond the nerds |
 One of the shiny desu salesgirls. |
 Not even Pikachu is spared the shiny desu @w@ |
 Jennifer Shi. |
 Moar Jennifer Shi. |
 One of the salesgirls. Overheard trying to teach others how to do the shiny desu. |
 Shinydesu's display fell down at least twice during the con. |
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 Double signed print of Sylvia and Jennifer, both claiming to be the original artists at their tables. Proof that Sylvia told her salesgirls to claim to be the original artist, to avoid bannination. |
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 Ramy's work on Ramy.deviantart.com/gallery |
 Sylvia's old work found at Ryo0oki.sheezyart.com, which can also be fount in Amuria's favorites on deviantART. |
 Looks familiar? The same work sold at Jennifer Shi's table at the end of Otakon 08 Artist Alley.. that's an extra two and a half tables at the end of the Artist Alley. |
 Moar shiny desu table in the middle of the Alley (island K) |
 O HAI RAMY |
 We should all grow up and stop picking on this artist couple. |
 So apparently these girls work for Sylvia's art table...when we can clearly see Ramy's artwork being sold not hers. GG. |
 Amuria favorites her OWN ARTWORK FROM THE PAST. |
 A reaction to their conspiracy. Hats off to the great iconwork. |
 Someone posted notes saying '@w@' and 'DESU' on shinydesu's table at AWA 2008. |
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Warn Other Conventions
As you may know or may not know, the staff of Otakon seem to be doing very little about what happened at the convention this year, which, deep down, the ED community finds appalling. So to help prevent Sylvia Shi and Ramy Badie from re-doing this again at the next anime con, please message the staff or leaders of the artist alley of every upcoming anime con there is. It's best to send in the links to the journals written about this problem including those from deviantART and LiveJournal, as well as the photos of Ramy and Sylvia's prints being sold at multiple tables with their sale girls. Even if you witnessed the drama yourself tell them your story, and be truthful-don't go over the top or else that will make the story less believable. The more anime cons that know about this, the more this can be prevented from happening again in the near future. Be kind, and take a mature approach when messaging people who are involved with the artist alleys, they may find you a joke if you type like a spaz about what happened
Amuria's Ass-Kiss Brigade
| —~The-Amuria-Fanclub, their signature says it all |
The world of DeviantART was dumbfounded that so many bright colours could be so viciously attacked by the dodge tool in photoshop and be called artwork. The 16 year old girls that go by the name of 'The Amuria Fanclub' will flock to her defense if they dare come across a being who refuses to eat Amuria's shit.
Deciding that her ego was indeed that big, Amuria sought to make her own fanclub as she did not want any other un-official clubs made or any crappy fanart of her crappy characters to be submitted without her authorization. Fans of course accepted these lame terms and conditions and obediently lapped up the shit they were given for breakfast. Fans have now reached the stage where they are referring to Amuria as "miss" and "Ma'am", and crumbled to an even more piteous state at Amuria's ban from DeviantART
Amuria uses her fans as a shield against flamers and as a medium to spread her mind control across the internet using the @w@ emote. If someone ever sends you a message with @w@ in it, I highly suggest you don't read it as they are either under the influence of Amuria, or a faggotry beyond human conception.
All you really need to do to understand the club is read snippets of its journals, and take notes on how often they refer to Amuria as 'great' Although, sadly, some classic club Journals like the one here have been deleted.
| —~The-Amuria-Fanclub, saving Amuria's shitty rep. |
Seeing as how Amuria is condemned to the shitter, fans are acting prouder and more annoying than ever. Please see iloveamuria for examples of this. Pussy whipped fans like this should not be allowed out of the womb. There have also been two new, un-official ass-kiss clubs created that call themselves The-Amuria-Art-Club and The-Amuria-FC. Amuria, of course, not letting her fans do anything without authorization, will prolly get them banhammered. Please keep an eye out for this lulz worthy event.
animezeni AKA myoni AKA zeninu AKA Minzah
Amuria's biggest suck up fan. She tends to be fond of the "chatspeak" language and obviously fails in Engrish and overuses the words "fuck, bitch, your mom and stfu" if you insult her most favorite artist in the whole wide world, she'd practically eat her pussy out to get some shiny desu artwrkz from her. For a little preteen she has one big sailor mouth and e-gangsta ego. Alas, a typical weeaboo in denial once moar. She thinks she's sooooo kawaiiiiiiiii.
Don't bash the artist who's ass she likes to lick, she may go bitchy on yo ass. D:
| —Minzah, showing the infinite wisdom of an average Amuria fan. |
| —Minzah... again, proving that fun includes dodge. @w@ |
| —WAT |
| —-The typical ways of a weeaboo from Minzah's YouTube page. I WUNNA LRN ABOUT DA LANGUAGE OF DESU.@w@ |
| —Minzah on why we must all just let children fend for themselves. |
| —She's not trying to impersonate a 40-year-old man... yeah right. @w@ |
| — Her going BAAAWWWW when she hears her idol's theme song |
You know you have failed if you got yourself banhammered from DevianTart. Thrice.
http://animezeni.deviantart.com/
However, Minzah still lives in the form of the regular kawaii-overdosed Jewtube user and even made her darling Amuria a fanvid. It is also known that this account NEEDS MOAR TROLLS.
http://youtube.com/user/animezeni
iloveamuria
Is the brave little girl that stood up to show that people with half-assed grammar skillz can be obsessive Amuriatards @w@ as well. The irony in her brown nosing is that her art is better than the shit she's making fan art of.
| —~iloveamuria, is a crackwhore |
While we all knew that no human being could keep this shit up for long, the appearance of this ED-worthy journal brought happiness and lulz from far and wide. Since many people will be too lazy to read something so long and full of such perfect grammar skillz, here's teh breakdown:
1. iloveamuria is teh smartest 14 year-old EVAR and you have all fallen for her lies.
3. She's about to get TTLY banhammered for ban evasion HAHAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, SHE'S ALREADY BANNED (and was part of the Amuria family to boot).
4. She is secretly Batman.
5. She is missing her left testicle.
Sauces indicate that the main reason for revealing herself in this journal was to further prove that teh internets are serious business. Stay tuned for a lulzy banhammering.
Amuria Hate
Our favorite part of Amuria's time on DeviantART is of course the amount of flames and hate she receives.
Get Amuria Banned
The Anti Amuria Club would like all Amuria haters and flammers to participate in the banning of Amuria AND Ramy. These two have tricked their fans for long enough, disappearing from deviantART to sell their crappy animu prints at pathetic prices at anime cons such as Anime Next and Sakura Con, and only worrying about getting money. Help by passing the picture you see to everyone who feels the same way. It's time the mods and admins of dA start taking a deeper look into this shit and realise that Sylvia Shi is BACK pretending to be her younger sister, and possibly the being behind the account of Ramy and 1ace too. The sooner you help, the better. The tart is getting on my nerves. Kthxbai.
Also, we fount PROOF of the old image, "Demons Within" by Ramy which is now long gone and deleted for some mysterious reason, in Sylvia Shi's Livejournal.Ramy mentions NOTHING about working on this image with his girlfriend, and she submitted the image on her journal around the same time "Ramy" submitted it to dA. Now why in the fuck does Sylvia have a picture Ramy did in her journal?
Because she's behind that account too. Hence the disappearing act between both the accounts of Ramy & Amuria. http://i38.tinypic.com/1zlsmz4.png
THANK YOU WEB ARCHIVE.ORG FOR THE KEEPING OF THE WONDERFUL HISTORY OF WEBSITES. You can explore all of Ramy's, Sylvia's and Amuria's pasts on dA on this website too.
Flame Accounts
Numerous accounts were created for the sake of flaming Amuria and her fans, such as Amuria-flames, i-Hate-Amuria and Aarmiurlia, many who claim to be the 'real Jennifer' in strive for generating hate towards Amuria. In these cases it was a complete fail. However, demented fans like to think it was these accounts fault that she got the kick, although one quick check at the IP address by the admins would clear this up. We can also place accounts such as !Chyeahman in this category as they unmercifully flood Amuria's front page with the following and more:
Hate Clubs
Amuria must have really fucked up somewhere along the lines, being the only DeviantART to have her own hate club. Amuria-haters was founded with peaceful intentions of simply disliking Amuria, the DA community however jumped on the opportunity to troll the fuck out of Amuria.
Amuria's fans instantly chucked a spaz, and soon got the club banned, forcing it to return disguised as a fucked up emo club with alternative motives.
When questioned on their motives, the Amuria-Haters club responded in a calm manner although once again handed us proof on a platter that Amuria is a bitch. Note the presence of the @w@ emote and painfully bad spelling.
| —Club staff |
Albert117
By far, Amuria's biggest hater is Albert117. He was first blocked from the hate club for trying to start flame wars. Although he so openly admits his dislike for Amuria, he is more than happy to comment quite politely on her art. We can hereby assume that although his intentions are true, Albert117 is a pussy.
| —~Albert117, introducing himself |
Amuria's fans soon had him banned, but he again rose from the ashes as Licensce2K1ll, just as openly flouncing his hate for Amuria, although in a less obvious and lulzworthy way. Disappointing, Albert. This is probably to avoid getting banned as he now takes to linking complettely random n00bs to our page and telling them not to watch Amuria. We admire his efforts, but wtf?
Mirielle-
Mirielle-. n. French for 'Amuria is my favorite artist of al tim eva and i am her bigest fan'
Is teh totally awesome and tallented 13 year old artist who strives to be just like Amuria @w@. Mirielle joined DA last Thursday for the purpose of making loverly fanart for Amuria and her fans, also starting the Amuriaplz account so fans can further express their love! Proper use of the icon can lead to many lulz.BANHAMMERED. Mirielle- has also started the trend of adding @w@ to any face to instantly make it troll artwork, revealing the @w@ face to be to Amuria what nagas are to Snapesnogger. However, due to Amuria ass fucking anyone who draws fanart without her permission, Mirielle has been banned from commenting on Amuria's page! (@w@!!!!!!!) She has become an hero who still lies in wait with more kawaii fanarts for Amuria lovers to link Amuria to.
Starter of the MOAR DESU, MOAR DODGE, MOAR KAWAII ARTS campaign. Is also the inspiration for other biggest fan evar! accounts and clubs.
ALL GOT BANHAMMERED. OH NOES.
SHE'S BACK! http://amiriea.deviantart.com/ ABANDONED DUE TO BUTTHURT
The JFAK crew vs Amuria
It has been known that JustFlyaKite has recently contributed to the lulz with a most devastating journal, causing flamers and spammers alike to fight each other in a never-ending war to gain points for spam. The competitors have all gotten a swift kick from the banhammer, but it's never too late to join the fun......@w@
...Actually, it is too late. So much for that, desu @w@
The Banning
| Warning!: Serious amount of bullshit and Amurias lies... Which we have foiled. Lulz. |
Many rumors surround Amuria's dismissal, most of which we do not give two shits about. However, her fan bases' active participation in the faggotry dished up a somewhat satisfying amount of lulz. The fact that every 'official statement' that has been released on the issues is different from each other, we can assume that no one knew what the fuck was going on, and should have kept their nose out of it. Some of these well formed statements were short lived and aren't worth mentioning while others branch off as far as No-mans land. Here at ED we believe Amuria is a devious whiner and could very well be guilty of all of them.
Her Age
A constant source of wonder for the fucktards on DA was that Amuria claimed to be 14 years of age. This spawned birth of about a million comments filled with totally raped English asking if it was true.
Questioning of whether or not the bitch was 14 or in her mid 20's started when her cousin ~Shinmachan asked "How's College?" on her front page. Amuria of course fell into a spiral of undoing, denying to know "That person".
Unlike her underlings, much of the populace had a brain and didn't think of taking the word of a wapanese toss-pot was satisfying. Research found an abandoned account on Sheezyart of the same name, that had been created a week before the Amuria we know and hate. The difference being that this account stated her age was 26. Coincidence?
Her fans were quick to say they didn't care about her lies and they would still eat her shit. However, this story was said in itself to be a fake made up by the fans to save her name. Oh the Drama! These discussions still continue on her front page and are a fun read, especially when her ass-kissing fan brigade members come out and defend her with their super flames.
Her standing reason-for-ban is her vindickery in the prints industry. Her fans were satisfied to know that her mummy will let her sell prints now, or, she decided to reveal her true age to the admins, either way.
| —!Amuria, -lying to save her ass. |
Although we also think that this too is a load of crap Amuria has pulled from her ass, seeing as how a quick peek at the DA FAQ's will confirm that Amuria has been 'Indefinitely banned', NOT 'suspended'.
The validity of the SheezyArt account ties in with the mysterious 3 artwerx Amuria first submitted and deleted.
Of course, there are always those who are smart who take the time our of their lulzy life to give us some good research. You saw it here first, if you haven't been picking out what little spam comments and flames are left on Amuria's page.
If you actually read the ToS and Print Policy, you can see that anyone older than 13 can submit prints. We can see through ur liez, Amuria @w@
what better proof that just because someone is a "good" artist, doesn't always mean they're a "good" person. Give up Amuria. You fail worse than Epic Fail Guy. It is so fucking obvious that the SheezyArt account contains your real age. So GTFO. Flames and spam are slowly starting to drag her down and she has changed her age to '5977', which caused an uproar @w@. When you add the digits, this equals 28. Her real age? Prolly.
Amuria's REAL Birthday
Sylvia Shi's birthday is on the 24th of July. It has already passed but you can still wish her a Happy Shiny Desu Birthday. She's 20 now! :D
Abuse
Although we can all assume that Amuria likes to rape kittens in her free time, we can probably take claims that she likes to verbally abuse her fellow tartlets too. Considering how she set up her own fanclub, I wouldn't put it past that massive ego of hers that is raping the world for air. The incident with ~Shimanchan left DeviantART thinking she liked to disown her family. This situation fits in with her abusive personality perfectly.
Claims of abuse however seem to have come from the direction of ~Rikka-chan, an ex-Amuria fangirl. Amuria was once again quick to disown this fan in an attempt to protect her own dwindling morale. Leg-humping fans quickly came to Amuria's aid saying it was all the Amuria flame account's faults, completely ignoring the fact Amuria sent her abuse via PM. This appears to be the most likely cause of her ban, as it is well known that anyone who refuses to eat Amuria's shit is targeted. ~RikkaChan has now been banhammered because of Amuria's complete lack of morals, but not before some awesome screen shots were salvaged:
 I DID NOT abuse ANYONE @w@ |
 It's the truth. |
 She DOES NOT hound people for authorization. |
 "I'm nice".... yes. not according to the highlights. |
 Even in fail insults, she persists with her @w@ bullshit. |
 Just a little confirmation for all the non-believers. |
Amuria2
As if one wasn't enough, after her ban, Amuria went off and had a cry, before composing herself and creating another account. She quickly once again drew attention back to herself, feeding off the sympathy of her fans and not replying to any comment that gave her proof that she was an abusive liar that traced her pictures. She managed to post a journal to express herself and cried in bold writing, before, within 24 hours, she was banned again for ban evasion. Lol.
It also seems Amuria now likes to jumble up her own story, which of course is the smartest thing to do in this situation. She constantly whined and bitched around in wonder as to why she got banned, lied about the abuse, and told a random tartlet that she was banned for not being old enough to sell prints. Nice one Jen. You smoothed that over rather nicely didn't you?
Teh Club Response
Due to the large amounts of drama oozing onto their front page, the fan club got serious, telling their members not to discus the ban anymore and posted this completely well formed journal that calmly explains to the masses how they are handling the situation. It's good to see that everyone in on this travesty knows what they're doing.
Journal Entry: Sat Aug 11, 2007, 1:49 P
Everyone, get one thing straight.
We ARE the Amuria fanclub. That does NOT mean we owe the whole world some service. That does NOT mean we have to bend over for anyone who demands answers. It does NOT mean we are Amuria's official detectives.
Everyone who is sending us notes and comments asking why she is banned, or posting rumors, STOP NOW.
People are pointing fingers. People are accusing. Haters and fans alike, and we seem to be getting the most of it.
Stop making generalizations and posting "Why you think she deserved the ban" or "Why the admins are so stupid" or "Why is the fanclub withholding information" because guess what? NO ONE knows what's going on. That means that WE DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING.
Don't think that you're so high and mighty that you can post "facts", which are, guess what? YOUR BIASED THOUGHTS. Alright? No one is helping the situation at all.
The club is under a lot of pressure now and it's close to breaking, okay? We are HIATUS right now until everything is smoothed out.
The contest is postponed or even canceled because of Amuria's ban, as well as several cheaters who decided to take advantage of things.
Just because we hold the title the-amuria-fanclub doesn't mean we're not human. So stop treating us like robots designed to feed you information on every whim. Respect goes both ways.
Respect eh? I am sure Amuria knew and exercised a lot about that, considering she got banned and all.
Back on the Internets (?)
Amuria decided to go out and blow some serious cock which saw her account un-banned. Her fans were quick to spooge their pants and spam every known surface with declarations of 'YAY'. Amuria is particularly butthurt that 'people keep wanting to be her' and is unable to see that they are mocking the shit out of her.
Effective means of trolling Amuria off the internets:
- Pretend to be her
- Ask her how college is
- Spam her front page with The Power 5
- Tell her or her fans how generic her art is
- Create a hate club
- Pretend to be her sister
- Crit every single artwork she has.... many times
- Note her flames
- Hack her account (steal her password)
- 'Copy' her.
It is a now a well known fact that Amuria does not know how to deal with the drama she creates for herself, and thus leaves it all up to her fan club. Since her fans are all either stupid or batshit crazy, dealing with them shouldn't be too hard. Be sure to collect all lulz as it seems that Amuria's solution to trolls is Delete fucking everything. After seeing this article, it appears that her club has taken the same attitude and have told their members to sit down and shut up, as mention of ED will lead to instant pwnage.
Troll her new account
This talented artist has surfaced on DA again. Troll the fuck out of her. Ryoshikai
Lulzy screenshots
Please post screen shots here to forever expose Amuria, even when she Tries to cover it up
 moar lulz on #SupJFAK |
 JFAK GAVE OTHERS CONFIDENCE! |
 Well spoken! |
 Obviously Amuria did it first. NOT! |
 Posting facts and links to ED. Awesome job. |
 She has NOTHING to hide. |
 Fucking win!! |
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 Not even Amuria's shoutbox is safe. SPAM IT! |
 She lies yet again! |
 three pages of super @w@ Spam. |
 Why Amuria doesn't reply to her comments. (Psst, she failed) |
 Her fans attempts at stopping 2 page spammage is laughable |
 Mimicking typical Amuria behaviour |
 Acceptable fanart. Although it's not shiny enough. |
 Amuria needs moar. |
 Don't pay attention to the meen ppl TwT |
 lol wut add the numbers together |
 How to (and not) approach these mysterious numbers. |
 Even the fans are filthy liars |
 JFAK owns us all. |
 What the fucks wrong with a bit of dodge? |
 Dodge-chan's now legendary flame! |
 lol |
 zomg i'm telling!!!1!1!!!11!1!1! one of amuria's many brainded fans. |
How YOU can help
All and every encounter with Amurias' batshit insanity should:
- Not be approached without protective eyewear
- Follow this simple procedure:
Amuria Loves to pwn anyone who makes fanart of her characters! @w@ Let's all join the fun @w@ @w@!
 It's the ultimate fanart of everything she does. |
 By Liquid-Genius. Water girl is an unmistakable beauty. |
 By ~Mirielle Missing Juuu! @w@ |
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 A loving fan kindly adopted Amuria'a shitty line art, adding desu and moar Lensflare |
 Even Ms paint can replicate Amuria's works perfectly |
 Sometimes it's hard to make Amuria fanart. |
 Needs moar dodDESUDESUDESUDESU |
 @W@ colour me plz! Oh exploitable! |
 After rainbow eyes and rainbow hair, what else is it left? |
 Traced image?! Oh no, wait, it's the SAME STYLE! |
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 All her pichurs r so difrnt! @w@ |
 @w@ SO MANY FELINGS |
 fanfart @w@ |
 By far better than most of her "artwork" @w@ |
 A clever depiction of what Amuria likely looks like IRL |
 Oh Noes!! Someone made it better!!@w@ |
How college is |
 @w@ so cute desu! |
 Amuria @'s: most kawaii cereal evar @W@ |
 The shiny desu fairy making lots of monies at the animu cons @w@ |
 Fastest growing franchise in artist alleys! |
 gift for Amuria @w@ |
 NEEDZ MOAR DODGE AMIRITE? |
The TRUTH Art Meme
Since Moosan was banned from Deviantart and we have no access to it elsewhere, here it is brought to you by C-L and FuzzyxPanda.
Amuria's THEME SONG
The first song ever done by the EDsingers.
"Amuria and the 14 tables"A Song About Dodge
A song about the magical dodge tool, 'I Used The Dodge Tool' is basically a rip-off of Katy Perry's song, but much much more awesome due to it's ability to troll shitty artists.
'I Used The Dodge Tool'
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, pen in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try some desu
I'm curious for this dodge tool
Caught my attention
I used the dodge tool and I liked it
The look of that shiny picture
I used the dodge tool just to try it
I hope Amuria don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I love some desu tonight
I used the dodge tool and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know how to dodge
It doesn't matter,
It's my experimental picture
Just wanna dodge it
It's not what,
Good artists do
Not how they should behave
My eyes get so blinded
Hard not to obey
I used the dodge tool and I liked it
The look of that shiny picture
I used the dodge tool just to try it
I hope Amuria don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I love some desu tonight
I used the dodge tool and I liked it
I liked it
That dodge is so magical
So shiny desu so dodgeable
Hard to see so blindable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's kawaii!!!!
I used the dodge tool and I liked it
The look of that shiny picture
I used the dodge tool just to try it
I hope Amuria don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I love some desu tonight
I used the dodge tool and I liked it
I liked it
AMURIA GETS DEFENSIVE
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| Warning!: Amuria and her fucked up sex-slaves (aka fans) copyright OMGKAWAII-shiny-art. |
As we all now know, Amuria became popular because her art was whored out by popular TARTlet Ramy. We all also know that Amuria's 'personal style' copies Ramy's in every fucking way. It is from this we can conclude that Amuria has an unhealthy obsession with Ramy and wants his cock.
When Ramy persuades a close friend to join devianTART, she instantly becomes more popular than Amuria due to her actually having talent, and being worth more to Ramy than Amuria is.
Amuria, of course, being a complete and utter Attention Whore, did not wish to share the lime light with this 'other woman' and set her fans on her for stealing 'her style', when of course, both artists stole 'their style' from Ramy, although Amuria likes to claim that RAMY steals the style from HER. Ramy tells us that Serna got banned for creating an account when past accounts had been banned, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Amuria blew the same amount of cock she did to get herself un-banned, to banhammer this new chick.
An accurate recount of the events mentioned above.
The Amuria-Senra-Ryo0ki Conspiracy
Anyone else find it suspicious how it all goes quiet in Amuria-land around 'convention tiem'? That's because she is at conventions with Ramy selling you prints!
The above of course is made very much more lulzworthy by the following extract: In the comments section of one of Senra's shiny artses, this conversation was magically discovered (translated from Spanish):
"Nefis: lol, I was thinking the same, that's the Web of Ryoooki... and they have to other thing in common: they edit the category of to their pics To LOT X_x
Lavender-Ice: uh-oh. I smell something rare here~~ don't you think?
and how did you notice the change of category? :XD:!!
Nefis: Yes, long ago I noticed it was very strange, especially when she made the collab with me... she finished it the following day. I know that a 14 year old girl can not do that =/
Ahaha, it was thanks to =tickledpinky who noticed Ramy did that, so I started to watch them, it was then when I saw the moment when Senra posted this drawing, it was at fanart, and now oddly it is at 'fantasy' xD! The same with Amuria, first she put her drawing at fantasy and now it is at comics... -luckily I took screenshots to her *w*-
Lavender-Ice: ocheee... :XD: now I'm more interested in this than before. and I feared to say something about this, but it is good that you think alike me~ how odd... it's veeeeeeery rare that the 3 do the same @_@;; do you think that the 3 are the same person? I think that at least Ramy and Senra are two different people. but Senra and Amuria are the same person. [and Ryo0oki too]
what I would like to know is the reason they have to do that. 8(
Nefis: Definitely Ramy is not Serna, but I do think that Serna, Ryoooki and Amuria are the same person, only that in the case of Amuria the drawings are done with less quality than the ones Ryoooki would normally so, I suppose it is to make herself look like if she is 14, even though the coloring style is the same.
I suppose that the popularity went up their head and got obsessed with it, the problem is that they are being too selfish with the other artists of dA =/
PS: look, she changed the category again xD!!!!!
Lavender-Ice: that's right, D: fuck if the 3 post art at the same time the popular section will be too filled for other people >:~ it's not fair~
XDD hey yes, I noticed. LOL the hell, their hands get itchy with the categories."
IS THIS THE TRUTH BEHIND AMURIA OR A MERE CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO ANIMU ARTISTS?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
All hail the person who brought down the scheming ryo0oki. proof Thank you. Thank you. This also confirms that the IP address ban theory is out. She was not banned because of her IP address but rather through the hard detective work of a very commited individual. Senra down Amuria remains. Keep at it, guys!
However, we here at ED know very well of Amuria's tendancies and feel that she very well could be pulling a fast one on us for the sake of whoring herself out more. What. A. Sad. Little. Girl
Screencaps
WHEN ADDING SCREENCAPS TO THIS AREA, AT LEAST FUCKING DO IT RIGHT.
 Amuria's REAL age has been found out. |
 oh shi- |
 moar amuria/ryooki comparisons. |
 Spot the difference. |
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 Amuria's aka "Ryo0oki"'s REAL age part 2. |
 Sylvia Shi aka Ryo0oki is Amuria, spotted at another anime convention selling similar artwork, yet Sylvia continues to flag the comments of the TRUTH as spam so her little fangirl posse won't find out and keep on adding her shit to their favorites. How mature. |
 The infamous kawaii pen drawing of Hinata from Naruto, done by Sylvia Shi as well? |
 When things go badly unexpected in real life, you should do an Amuria's special, fake your birthday and fuck off to DisneyLand. |
 Lets all pretend to be our siblings and make up stories on how our loving big sisters or brothers are going to take us to exciting & fun places like Anime Expo 07-SLYVIA SHI STYLE! |
 There is nothing better then emailing the real Jennifer Shi under a fake Facebook account.Will keep you updated on her replies-that is if she even replies back to me. |
 Ramy and Amuria sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G? |
 Anon knows all |
 Sylvia is so good at lying, she even knows the types of lies to tell to get through life without any troubles or worries. Smart girl. |
 Never fear! Your big sister Sylvia is here to save the day Jennifer! Even when you are very sick, awwwwww. |
 Not only Jennifer had dial-up too. |
 She has more then one account you know. |
 Sylvia Shi's photobucket account super find-BUSTED. |
 DO NOT DELETE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS 100% REAL. If you want it forwarded to you email xsakurachanx@gmail.com, this one isn't a joke, Sylvia denies being Amuria because it was something "made" up by people with nothing else better to do. Anytime you mention this to her she goes all dumb.This is try since she says the same thing at anime conventions |
 Solid evidence that Amuria is definitely Ryo0oki. |
 Mikhail goes in to report an Easter egg. |
 Isn't Sylvia extremely polite? Screencap of her old livejournal. |
 Don't mention the disappearing act of Ramy & Amuria, you'll upset their fans! |
 The same upset fangirl rambling on about wailing about someone's e-boyfriend, being 11 years old, being lifeless and being an asshole. lol wut? |
 There seems to be smart ones out there. Damn straight Sylvia's art isn't worthy when it's up for insane auction prices. IT IS SHIT. You go girl. |
 Ramy+Ryo0oki+Amuria=Sylvia. You don't just suddenly change your art style instantly to the exact of your girlfriend's Ramy. Your REAL artwork is about on old art sites, and it looks NOTHING like hers. |
 Sylvia you've done a poor job at hiding your female anatomy and hair skills.GG. |
 This just takes the biscuit. You can CLEARLY see the the same CGing skills used here and linework. Why the fuck isn't Amuria banned yet? I've done my bit but the mods and admins of dA don't believe me. |
 Stop fucking up the art alleys Sylvia and Ramy. Your dodge & burns blinds too many people. |
 Now if Sylvia can use her sister to sell prints at these anime cons, it shows how uncaring she is. THEREFORE I am 100% positive that the bitch is pretending to be the same fucking younger sister AMURIA. AMIRITE. |
She'll BLOCK you! OH TEH NOES!1
Amuria is showing signs of having sand in her vagina, as more and more sane people continually pwn the ever-loving shit out of her. Between being un-impressive and being a rooster she has been sticking the large banhammer up a few asses and banning them from commenting on her page to escape the truth being jammed down her throat, again and again, like the whiney butthurt little bitch she is.
Just SOME people who have been banned from her page
- Jaicca (banned for asking for moar dodge and how college was.)
- otari-chan (perma-banned for spamming truth)
- saphael (see above)
- Con-Artistxx
- x-Sparklez-x (perma-banned for making shiny desu ne hatearts)
- CrazyFreak
- Cool-vin
- Liquid-Genius
- HEILDENMARK (for pointing out the obvious, what a shock)
- Her Own plz account Amuriaplz
- Mirielle- (banning her no.1 fan! Oh noes!)
- sugar-less
- Squiggums
- FoxHime (banned for speaking teh truth)
- PlanetxRetro
- honeybee-manor
- RiiZ
- skoyplheia
- tlwelker (banned for revealing how Amuria cheats the DA system just to get attention, how sad)
- K9WolfDog
- globunny
- CrazedPotato
- Silverene
- Ramuria (banned for "@w@"ing, "How's college?"ing, :moardodgeplz:ing, and giving lots of links to this article)
- FuzzyxPanda (banned for "@w@"ing, "how's college,is it shiny desu?"ing, ":dodge1::dodge2::dodge1:"ing, giving out lots of links to this article and telling EVERYONE how lulzy she is)
External links
- Sylvia Shi's AIM: sekiyoku
Be nice and ask FOR MOAR DODGE TABLES PLEASE
- http://amuria.deviantart.com — Amuria's original dA. Enter at your own risk, and don't forget the eye disinfectant afterwards.
- http://ryoshikai.deviantart.com/-Amuria's *NEWEST* dA @w@ Except this time it involves drawing her own fanart without giving credit to the true owners. @w@ Go ask her how college is! The sad part is she doesn't allow comments on her shiny desu work. She's also BAN-EVADING, Sylvia doesn't belong in dA.
- http://the-amuria-fanclub.deviantart.com/ - The official Amuria fanclub.
- http://the-amuria-art-club.deviantart.com/ - And again...UN-OFFICIAL.
- http://express-ourselves.deviantart.com/ - THE NEW HATE CLUB!!! JOIN NOW!!!
- http://ramysylviacriticclub.deviantart.com/
Discussion on GAIA
Seems like the drama is now over teh internet, more lulz.
- Pin-up Auction Looks like SHINYDESU has made her way to Gaia for some auction goodness.
- stupid comments OMG Why do people say mean things to me?
The Amuria Family
- http://shinmachan.deviantart.com/ - Amuria's REAL cousin. She was Amuria's first target on DA. That's how shitty Amuria is.
- http://mikae.deviantart.com/ - Banned
- http://Pucchi-chan.deviantart.com/ - Banned
- http://Desudesu-chan.deviantart.com/ - Banned
- http://moosan.deviantart.com/ - Banned
- http://Chewie-chan.deviantart.com/ - Banned
- http://dodgechan.deviantart.com/ - Banned
- http://mirielle-.deviantart.com/ - Banned
Help save Amuria!
- http://news.deviantart.com/article/48294/ News article against ED... with only 16 faves? Good luck!
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