Amputee-chan

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Pedophiles: they care.
Pedophiles: they care.

Amputee-chan is the potential victim of an anonymous pedophile known as Anonynurse, or Nurse-kun.

According to his story she is half-Norwegian, half-Japanese, blond, green eyed, and missing both legs above the knees. She is also missing her right arm above the elbow. This is clearly bullshit, as it is impossible. Surely she means below the knees and elbows, not above!

She enjoys gaming, teddy bears, and long hops on the beach. Turn-offs include nightmares about her dead parents, losing at EBA, and professional behavior on the part of medical professionals.

She'd like to be a helpless live-in victim someday because "[t]he fact of the matter is that I'm probably her best chance for a future worth living, one way or another".



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Heather Mills

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