Amazon
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Founded in 1984 by Jeff Bezos, Amazon.com is one of the Internets' shittiest stores. (Disregard that...it IS a great fagbuster) They sell everything from books to butt plugs. Amazon.com allows you to buy stuff with one click.
It is where all the 16 year old girls post their wishlists, as to facilitate people getting them all the random crap they want when they show their tits. It's also popular with people like this who form a circle jerk with their pals and write glowing reviews of their own work.
The name of the site is a reference to Bezos's predilection for women standing over twelve feet tall dressed in leopard skins (made from leopards approximately ten feet long), showing one tit each and bearing clubs.
Amazon's user reviews
Amazon lets users review the products for sale. This was good at first until people like Gary Weiss decided to go out, make cavalcades of sock puppets to bash all their competitors and praise themselves. Amazon can also never get a fucking order right. You order a book and they send you a chair, Seriously WTF!?! [1]
Amazon reviews are also a great place for trolling. Posting fake reviews bashing items people like and praising things people hate causes a lot of butthurt.
Wolf shirts
Trouble finding a girl?, buy yourself a fukken wolf shirt. Eversince ebaum scientifically proven the workings of these beautiful shirts, you can now have sex with at least 2 ladies, which are not furries. Other wolf-moon shirts have other attraction powers: 2-wolfs 1 moon, 1-wolf moon and 3 wolf 2 moons. Spend yur fukken cash here:[2]. DO IT FAGGOT
eBay Amazon Warz
At the end of January 2007, eBay fucked all their loyal sellers and Amazon is looking more appealing because it offers free buttsecks whenever you sell something over 100$ $100, the dollar sign goes before the fucking number, retard. eBay is also run by moar Jews than Amazon is. Amazon also doesn't force you to take paypal who will steal your money and hold it hostage for your social security number then after getting it keep your money anyway and sell the social to Mexicans.
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