Alvin-Earthworm

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Alvin Earthworm's namesake character is totally original and has never been done before!

Alvin-Earthworm (Mark Haynes irl) is a member of Newgrounds, deviantART, furaffinity and anywhere else where he can whore his pathetic self out to. He's e-famous for his flash animated series Super Mario Bros. Z, a sprite animation series with the story of Dragon Ball Z, replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the Mario and Sonic series. It has no original writing, audio, or images...so naturally everyone living in this crazy digital age thinks it's super awesome.

SMBZ

No TARTlet before him has ever been so wrong.

Out of all of the shit he has done, Super Mario Bros. Z is the most notable of his shit. SMBZ is a compilation of Mario and Sonic sprites in a Dragonball Z setting. animu from the nineties. It would not be an overstatement to say that, in the process of “animating” this overhyped ball of fail, Alvin-Earthworm has expended no creative effort whatsoever. One wonders, then, why does it seem to take Mr. Earthworm so many months to complete an episode? Is it some sort of twisted scheme to get his legions of idiotic fanboys to salivate all the more with anticipation? Could it be that he realizes that, by spacing out the episodes so far, he propagates the notion that what he does is “art” and takes actual effort? This last statement was a one sided argument who hate sprite flashes, the creation of SMBZ isn't original by any means, but the way it ws excuted is what made this series loved by fans. Of course there are still many fan boys out there who want to throw their hat into the SMBZ world and cheapin it even more.

More likely, Alvin is just a fat fuck who's too lazy even to not work, and spends all of his time eating pocky in his mother's basement and masturbating to pictures of Birdo.

Fan site

Super Mario Bros Z has its own fan site with its own horde of 13 year old boys. Its forum consists of sections such as Super Mario Bros. Z Comments "Post up all your comments that you wish to tell Alvin-Earthworm about is popular hit internet flash show Super Mario Bros. Z in here!" and topics such as The Most Stupidest Character To Ever Join Smbz and SMBZ Series 2.

Here's an excerpt of indepth discussion from the SMBZ fandom...

Sure, Shadow seems like an @$$hole, but here are some things you may have overlooked.
1) Even though Shadow barely ever agrees with anything Sonic plans, but he still goes along with it.
2) Shadow kicked Sonic in Ep.4 cause he was majorly *^^*ed before due to the fact they lost to the 
Koopa Bros., and Sonic says something smart that further *^^*es Shadow off and made him act before 
thinking and kicking Sonic in the face. (haha)
3)There really is no excuse for Shadow using Sonic as a projectile against Turbo Mecha Sonic (Ep.6),
 so I'll just skip it.
4)Shadow kicked Mario to save Mario from one of Turbo Mecha Sonic's flash bombs.
You see? He's just misunderstood.
 -JPW

to 1: Sure, cuz he is looking for a fight.
to 2: Sonic just said what´s right and Shadow hit him, PFFT.
to 3: Cuz he is an @$$hole, don´t skip "important" facts. [[emoticon|tongue.gif]]
to 4: WRONG, every shot from Mecha Sonic hit the ground BEHIND Mario AND Shadow. Shadow just kicked
 him, cuz he was in his way. Rewatch this scene.
My opinion: Stop making excuses for him, he acts lordly, arrogant and irresponsible, just like 
Vegeta. Point
 -Super-Yoshi

I hope you're not forgetting that he kicked Mario out of the way while fighting the black and red
 Koopa bros in that one scene. (ep 4)
 -HellSlayer

For once, Shadow has been wrongly accused. If you look closely, Shadow's back is facing Mario when
 they colide.
So yeah, Shadow hits Mario, but not on purpose.
As for using Sonic as a projectile (which I for one, found hilarious) is perhaps acceptable on the
 grounds that Shadow was much more of a match for Mecha.
 -Subach

Like Superstar Saga and Partners In time, there should be a new game for either Wiiware or Ds and called...

Mario & Luigi: Interdimensional Alliance

You know it's based on the Chaos Emerald Saga, right?
-zintendo

The progress of SMBZ

Also charts

Furfaggotry

Alvin-Earthworm is a furfag. When he's not working on SMBZ, he's sits on his ass creating typical furfaggy pictures of foxes with breasts, or creating typical furfaggy pictures of already existing foxes with breasts, such as Renamon and Krystal.

Alvin congratulates some of his friends on getting their roleplay on.	A typical furfaggy picture of Krystal. Need I say more?	Guide to ruining perfectly good ice cream.	An original character cosplaying as Renamon.
Female anatomy, consider yourself fucked.	It's quite obvious who the mysterious shadow is.	A picture of his fursona (like his OC wasn't already his fursona).

Drama

Besides SMBZ, he is also known for causing drama on the internet. One of the most notable drama is his infamous "I DON'T CARE" rant which was originally posted on DA and Newgrounds before he deleted everything off his two accounts, proving that his wall of text was nothing more than a distraction to stop trolls from trolling him, and thereby also proving that he is a butthurt faggot.

You can read the wall of text in question here:

The Fans

Let this text speak for itself:

The end?

In his journal, on 2008, Alvin-Earthworm was apparently abandoning his current dA account:

It was debated whether or not he would get off the Internets for good, until this post came along:

So, unfortunately, he didn't take that bit of advice we gave him.

External Links

• FurAffinity account HAHAHA THE FAGGOT DELETED IT ITS BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER.
• DA account HE'S BAAAAACK
• he has a Sheezy too! CLOSED
• Newgrounds account
• his e-girlfriends DA
• JewTube lol GONE He's back.
• [1] An alt account on YouTube just to post his own gameplay footage.
• Another alt account to make Youtube Poops. That's right, the faggot even makes shitty Youtube Poops. He seemed to stop doing YTPs though (Sauce).
• [2] His AGNPH account.

Contact Info

• ultimate_warrior_alvin@yahoo.co.uk - The address he uses to spread his (fur)faggotry via email.

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