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Alvin-Earthworm

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Alvin Earthworm's namesake character is totally original and has never been done before!

Alvin-Earthworm is a member of Newgrounds, deviantART, furaffinity and anywhere he can whore himself out to. He's e-famous for his flash animated series Super Mario Bros. Z, a sprite animation series with the story of Dragon Ball Z, replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the Mario and Sonic series. It has no original writing, audio, or images...so naturally everyone living in this crazy digital age thinks it's super awesome. The email address he uses for MSN to spread the word of his faggotry is ultimate_warrior_alvin@yahoo.co.uk

1 Fur
2 SMBZ
3 The Fans
4 Drama
5 SUPER SPRITE FAGS X EPISODE 69
6 The end?
7 The End? Part 2
8 External Links

[edit] Fur

Alvin-Earthworm is a furry. He draws many pictures of foxes with boobs, including Krystal and Renamon, to post on his DA account. Here are some examples of his work...

Alvin congratulates some friends on getting their roleplay on.	Krystal of the Starfox games.	Guide to ruining perfectly good ice cream.	An original character cosplaying as Renamon.
Alvin has a "unique" perspective on female anatomy.	Alvin depicts a rape.

The following picture is his Fursona...

Note the powerword at the bottom-right.

[edit] SMBZ

No TARTlet before him has ever been so wrong.

Super Mario Bros. Z is a compilation of shitty stolen video game sprites, shitty stolen music, and shitty stolen internet memes, all stuffed roughly into the framework of a shitty animu from the nineties. It would not be an overstatement to say that, in the process of “animating” this overhyped ball of fail, Alvin-Earthworm has expended no creative effort whatsoever. One wonders, then, why does it seem to take Mr. Earthworm so many months to complete an episode? Is it some sort of twisted scheme to get his legions of idiotic fanboys to salivate all the more with anticipation? Could it be that he realizes that, by spacing out the episodes so far, he propagates the notion that what he does is “art” and takes actual effort?

More likely, Alvin is just a fat fuck who's too lazy even to not work, and spends all of his time eating pocky in his mother's basement and masturbating to pictures of Birdo.

Alvin and his fans delude themselves into believing that, because so many people like his cartoon, it must be good. This is, of course, a fallacy. The majority of Alvin's fans are all 13-year olds who are even dumber than he is, with the conceit being that most of them will someday outgrow this piece of shit.

As of recently, Alvin has since given up on this series. But then, in an unsurprising turn of events, decided not to.

[edit] The Fans

“

u dumb ass fuck tard, honestly, how biest are u, u bitch even if he was half of the things u called him, he has more imaginaion. relly you must be very impressed when in real life, i bet that the greatest thing youve ever done is commited at attacking alivn, in face you no what, i think thats probobly the only thing youve commited to in ur life, am i right...? i bet i am.... hey alvin if ur reding this, dont let a biest one sided fucktard like him do anything at all, seriously, ur so above him that he probobly cant see teh heel of ur shoe. and if u want to ban this account, fine, the only reason i made it was to open your EYES to the fucktard you are and mostlikly always be!!.......

„

—Deranged fanboy, in response to this article.

[edit] Drama

He creates much drama. Here's his infamous "I DON'T CARE" rant which was originally posted on DA and Newgrounds before he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING...

“

This journal is aimed at haters

People will already know that ever since SMBZ became popular that there have been people who hate me for it. Spamming my PM inbox, Making hate flashes, getting into bitter flame wars with me and generally being assholes. I can be a sensitive person at times, but that's about to change. After having a long sit down with a nice strong cappuccino, I thought to myself, "Why the fuck am I letting these dickwads get under my skin?" Such behavior can only be dealt with by an adequate response, and that is.... I don't care!

Seriously, I couldn't give two shits anymore. XDD I don't care who you are. I don't care about your opinions on me, my art and animations or my attitude. I don't care about your hate animations with penises (And you call me gay? XDD) and hate propaganda. I don't care if you think SMBZ is degrading the quality of animations on Newgrounds. (That's coming from the same people who spam crap into the portal). I don't care about your parents who obviously did a crappy job raising you. And I certainly don't care about your faggoty friends, brothers, sisters, pets or anyone who have to put up with your worthless existence.

You guys are nothing but a bunch of prepubescent, no talent, attention whores living thousands of miles away somewhere in the heart of Retardsville, leeching off my popularity to get some attention and lulz. But now I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago and that's ignore you! So go ahead, flame my accounts with your immature insults. Spam my PM boxes. Make more of your gay hate flashes. Tell everyone that I'm an egotistical furfag. Do what the Hell you like! It really doesn't bother me anymore. All you are really doing is making yourselves look like complete dickheads and maybe some day, you'll come to your senses and realize that you have only been wasting your own time.

I focus on what's important in the REAL world. SMBZ is just a hobby that I like to work on during my free time. Seeing you guys get all worked up about it is perhaps the most childish thing I've ever witnessed. You guys seriously need to get a fucking life! XDD

The internet is dumb and haters are living proof of that. And that really is all she wrote. Have fun kiddies, for I am sick of playing your childish games. See you in Hell!

„

—Alvin-Earthworm on hatas, dead sauce link

[edit] SUPER SPRITE FAGS X EPISODE 69

SUPER SPRITE FAGS X EPISODE 69 or Super Mario Bros Z has its own fan site with its own horde of 13 year old boys. Its forum consists of sections such as Super Mario Bros. Z Comments "Post up all your comments that you wish to tell Alvin-Earthworm about is popular hit internet flash show Super Mario Bros. Z in here!" and topics such as The Most Stupidest Character To Ever Join Smbz and SUPER SPRITE FAGS X EPISODE 69 Series 2.

Here's an excerpt of indepth discussion from the SMBZ fandom...

Sure, Shadow seems like an @$$hole, but here are some things you may have overlooked.
1) Even though Shadow barely ever agrees with anything Sonic plans, but he still goes along with it.
2) Shadow kicked Sonic in Ep.4 cause he was majorly *^^*ed before due to the fact they lost to the
Koopa Bros., and Sonic says something smart that further *^^*es Shadow off and made him act before
thinking and kicking Sonic in the face. (haha)
3)There really is no excuse for Shadow using Sonic as a projectile against Turbo Mecha Sonic (Ep.6),
so I'll just skip it.
4)Shadow kicked Mario to save Mario from one of Turbo Mecha Sonic's flash bombs.
You see? He's just misunderstood.
-JPW

to 1: Sure, cuz he is looking for a fight.
to 2: Sonic just said what´s right and Shadow hit him, PFFT.
to 3: Cuz he is an @$$hole, don´t skip "important" facts. [[emoticon|tongue.gif]]
to 4: WRONG, every shot from Mecha Sonic hit the ground BEHIND Mario AND Shadow. Shadow just kicked
him, cuz he was in his way. Rewatch this scene.
My opinion: Stop making excuses for him, he acts lordly, arrogant and irresponsible, just like
Vegeta. Point
-Super-Yoshi

I hope you're not forgetting that he kicked Mario out of the way while fighting the black and red
Koopa bros in that one scene. (ep 4)
-HellSlayer

For once, Shadow has been wrongly accused. If you look closely, Shadow's back is facing Mario when
they colide.
So yeah, Shadow hits Mario, but not on purpose.
As for using Sonic as a projectile (which I for one, found hilarious) is perhaps acceptable on the
grounds that Shadow was much more of a match for Mecha.
-Subach

Like Superstar Saga and Partners In time, there should be a new game for either Wiiware or Ds and called...

Mario & Luigi: Interdimensional Alliance

You know it's based on the Chaos Emerald Saga, right?
-zintendo

Also charts

[edit] The end?

In his latest journal, Alvin-Earthworm is apparently abandoning his current dA account:

“

Well, ever since starting SMBZ I stumbled upon a concept that proved pretty successful and made me into an internet celebrity. I enjoyed the fame and attention at first, but now, it has proved far too annoying and stressful for words. Fame is pretty overrated and I desire the humble life out of the spotlight that I once had back when I first joined DA. So I'll be leaving behind my alias as Alvin-Earthworm, probably to start over. Besides, it's not like anyone cared about my anthro art anyway. All you guys cared about was the next episode of SUPER SPRITE FAGS X EPISODE 69! I stayed patient, I wanted to work on it in my own time on top of earning a decent honest living, but naturally it wasn't good enough for any of you and my patience has worn thin. So I'm leaving behind this shadow of my former self and SMBZ along with it. I know many of you will be disappointed and well.... tough shit! Anyways, this is where I take my leave.

P.S. Refunds for old commissions that I haven't done will be promptly paid back. Leave me a note, the amount you paid and your paypal e-mail address and I'll get back to you.

Alvin over and out.

„

—Alvin-Earthworm, giving in to his fanbase., [1]

“	Man I thought you were a great guy but YOU SUCK YOU RETARD YOU JUST CANT TAKE IT YOU ARE WEAK SELFISH AND A BIG FAT LOSER!!!!!!! i cant beleve you just cant take it anymore you FAGGART!! and no i am just a kid and Yah regular Kids Watch your freakin stuff and you are lucky to have this power for animating and you dont care a bit that you have FIVE FREAKIN MILLION PEOPOLE WATCH YOUR STUFF and if I had flash I would Continue this saga You Big RETARDED DED RETARD MAN WORM THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks alot you loser Yours Truly Jmustern DarkFlame	„
—Some insignificant YouTuber, tellin' it like it is.

“	Now do you see why I'm starting over and not telling anyone where I'm going? People seem to care and support you for one minute then when you don't give them what they want, they show their true colors.	„
—Alvin-Earthworm