Allah

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

God, according to the Ay-rabs and millions of their friends. Allah's religion is properly referred to as I Slam Beer or simply 'Islam' (Arabic for submission/rape; its adherents are called "Muslims", or sand heroes. The central tenet of Islam is that there are no other gods (e.g., Jesus, Raptor Jesus, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Cthulhu, Mudkips, Etc.) except for Allah and that Mohammad was his prophet. Allah inspires his fanboys around the world to become heroes in his holy name. Fewer fandoms have more devoted followers. See Islam

God, as worshiped by the Muslims. The slogan "Allah Ackbar" translates literally from the Arabic as "Allah is (Admiral) Ackbar."

History

Way before the internets, Mohammad, a towelhead living in the city of Makkah in what is now Saudi Arabia, began to receive IMs from Allah, who was using the screenname "Jibril." The messages were mostly requests to cyber and a/s/l, but Mohammad saw the potential for epic trolling and lulz, so he compiled them into a gigantic Microsoft word document called qur'an.txt. Muhammad distributed it to his Myspace top 10(including Tom) who posted it to a bulletin, causing innumerable flame wars. Eventually, Jihad was declared upon Mr.Jesus. The purpose of which was to spread the word of Allah by any means necessary to the rest of the world.

The name of Allah appears mysteriously on a Burger King label in England.

Interesting Facts

Allah is the central focus of terrorism.
Allah promises 72 virgins (most likely traps) if you become an hero for him (Read the Qu'ran for handy bomb making tips, and ways to becoming an hero).
Allah planned 9/11, and then blamed a mentally retarded Jew named Osama Bin Laden who couldn't tell a bomb from his own left testicle.
Although forbids the depiction of Mohammad in art, he is commonly depicted in much of the Danish press as an elderly man with a beard, towels wrapped around his head, and a bomb jacket strapped to him.
In a dream, Mohammad was told by Allah to inform the people that in his honor they shall serve Allah-Carte in all cafeterias in the holy land.
On 3rd May 2006, Allah became an officially certified pagan moon god.

Mohammad was not Allah's son, but Mohammad Ali possibly was.

Friends of Allah

Things Allah Hates

Things Done in the Name of Allah

Things Done by Jews

9/11
Lollercaust(Gave Us Good Lulz)

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