All is Brawl
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Type | Community |
| Founded | March 2007 |
| Location | California AKA Gayland |
| Key people | Nealdt |
| Industry | Faggotry, Serious Bussiness, containing a collection of newfags that could rival 4chan |
| Products | Anti-lulz, smelly tourneyfags |
| Website | [1] |
All is Brawl was created 3 years ago by Neal DickTater, an Amerifag cunt who realized that he could amass a horde of lonely 20 year olds playing an overrated children's fighting game for money. The site prides itself on being larger and smellier than other shit game forums, but this is largely ignored due to the fact that 80% of the forum's posts are in its shittily named general discussion area. The parts of the site in which people talk about the game are usually full of people complaining about Metaknight, and people complaining about people not playing Brawl+.
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Origins
All is Brawl is the primary community for SSB players. Although the forum was originally intended solely for tournament shit, it now has many other sections that attract unfunny 12-year-olds, furries, illiterate douchebags, acne-ridden Tourneyfags, and regular all-around faggots.
As the previous paragraph mentions, these members are terrible at being funny, and have a harmful superiority complex that causes them to dwell in their own cesspool of faggotry and wanting to be something they will never be accepted as to anyone else other than their mindless peers.
What You'll Usually Notice
These users are primarily known for being liberal fags, disliking people that hate gays (half of the members are giant nigger fags), having no sense of humor at all, worshiping some unfunny fag 'Plan 9' and going to tournaments when they're not circlejerking with their buddies. They love getting badges with the forums 'unique' system, although they have yet to realize that these 20x20 pixel icons under their avatars don't actually increase the size of their penises irl. Such faggots are known to All is Brawl as "badge whores." They have a badge for that too, though admins only give it to people they personally dislike.
Criticism
The average Mario Party player wants to be famous and cool so he often creates combo videos, so he can gain a better rating, and thus a larger e-dick in the process. In fact, 108% of all the content posted there is useless. Also, since these brawlers can't handle negative criticism, you get faggotry like this:
Fag 1: "Look, I have made a video."
Fag 2: "You didn't make this. You stole it. It's the pro-fay-shun-al player named XXX from YYY."
Fag 1: (Edits previous posts) "Yeah, that's what I was saying all the time, but if you can't say anything positive about my video, please leave my thread."
Fag 2: "Fgt, I just told you the truth."
Fag 1: "Alright, that's enough! Could someone permaban this meaniefaec? He's hurting my feelings :(."
Fag 2: "Sure, ban me. That'll definitely make 'your' video look better."
Fag 1: "I've taken the videos off the site. I won't release any more. You're evil. *angst*"
Modfag: "What's going on here? I'm a moderator. I'm warning you; don't troll again. OK that's it, I'm a moderator, you're permabanned." Permabans Fag 1.
Fag 2: "WOW THANKS MODERATOR THAT GUY WAS A JERK"
Modfag: "PLAY NICE KIDS adakfjaofopaji"
Friendly Members
As you can see in this thread, the AiB (or rather General Silliness randum desu) contingency is extremely friendly and helpful with the newbies. Like every forum on the Internet, you'll usually notice a lot of things like that.
Rules
Despite it being illegal to join this site if you're younger than 13, the moderators stand behind their swear censor to protect underage lurkers: "their are 10 yr olds heer dun spool dere minds k." It's against the rules to bypass the censor, but the mods are shit lazy so you can get away with it anyway. It is also against the rules to post pornography (no you can't link to it either shit for brains), because it's scary.
Despite the idiocy of the site's moderating staff, there is a rule against trolling, though no one there knows what trolling actually is, so they usually end up banning giving a stern warning to everyone who makes a slightly offensive post (outside of General Silliness, A.K.A. /b/).
There are rules about cheating and shit but people have e-honor and don't do that kind of stuff.
Chat
This place has a chat too. It is, surprisingly, well moderated, but that's mainly because the mods there are power-abusing idiots.
Social Chat
This is essentially Ravenholm. It's full of zombies and has a crazy fat guy shooting randomly, namely a fruity imposter who thrusts everything that moves. If you enter Social Chat, expect one of three things:
- An unbelievably boring discussion between clanfags and more clanfags
- A bunch of wannabe trolls talking calmly about their day
- Half of the room talking about Pokémon
Stadium Chat
This is THE place to stroke your ego. Of course, if you have a score lower than 99,999,999, you'll be ridiculed beyond comprehension (not that you don't deserve it). You're also supposed to discuss your strategies, but that will result in the experts pointing out its flaws.
The above only applies if they're actually discussing the Stadium. And if anyone's actually in the chat.
Smash Talk
This room mainly is dead due to the fact that if you wanna talk about smash you go to smashboards like a true tourneyfag.
Free Play
Gaming Chat
Little is known about the Gaming chat, as no one uses it.
General Silliness
General Shitposting is one of the darker regions of the site. It came into being sometime around 2007, when Neal, DacidHo, and the other mods decided that rather than punish the heck out of all the forum's trolls, they would instead create a separate forum for the trolls to post in. Thus, General Silliness was born.
General Silliness was, at some point moved down in an attempt to stop new members of the site from going there and leaving the site forever. Of course, this didn't succeed. Instead of removing it from the site completely and banning all its members, Neal didn't do anything, as normal.
UPDATE: The General Silliness board has now been removed, mere days after this article's creation. Some argue that these events are directly related, whereas most pass this off as simply coincidence. It's still there faggots! GS only went down for a day because Neal was too busy beating his meat to perform regular maintenance on the site.
Bio Desu
Born from a septic tank Bio Desu is a retarded Japanese schoolgirl, who constantly spouts unreadable nonsense riddled with XD's in the third person. She is obsessed with bad anime, especially Lucky Star. In her spare time she make signatures for other idiots to use.
While she has once posted a full sentence, this was only to make it seem like she's not as stupid as everyone thinks (which is untrue). Almost always, people have the impression that bio knoz XD kuu~ Some argue shes just a weeaboo and not really a Jap at all.
Cheese
Cheese is a dick who does not care about the people or what they have to say, does what he wants, and only talks to "hot allisbrawl girls"(because he wants what he can't get) or high-ranking players. Cheese has had criminal record for sexual battery, has anger issues, johns 24/7, doesn't talk to people, gives 283% more infractions/bans than the average moderator, and is second in command. He sets a horrible example, and the only reason he is even an admin is because everyone is because he's higher than anyone except Neal, and Neal needs him to blow him every night. He also likes to delete site blogs linking to this article to keep people from knowing the truth.
RixxyRikaa
She is way prettier than Saffy and all of the other girls on AllIsBrawl and she is the coolest most amazing person on AllIsBrawl. She is superior to all other users and you should bown down and worship her. :)
Plan 9
A huge douchebag, Plan 9 never uses grammer ore porper speelings cuz its c00l and hes a admin!!!1! For this reason, others think he's funny or something, and actually praise him. He types really slowly. He will spend 15min typing "Hi."
Doromac
The negro of the gang. It's surprising that Doromac has time to post between stealing bikes and helping his wetback relatives across the border. You see, this cocksucker is not only a nigger, but a Mexican too. His favorite meal is a KFC bucket of chicken and grape Kool-aid.
Dacidbro
Dacidbro is a fagmin, like Plan 9. The difference between the two is that the reason Dacid doesn't do shit is because he spends too much time fapping. While Plan 9's failure is simply due to his stupidity.
Staindgrey
Staindgrey is an obnoxious curlee-haired white boi. He makes a shit thread every day (sometimes two). His terrible thread-making capabilities are matched only by the size of his ego, and as such, he spends the time he doesn't spend attention-whoring posting about how cool he is in slightly less shit threads. Staindrey is the worst Admin and/or person in the history of AIB. He is extremely manipulative and a pervert beyond belief. He wants to "do" everyone, and doesn't care if they are mothers. I guess this shows how desperate he really is. Also, he had a kidney stone. No really. LOL. He is very jealous of Bio Desu.
Loogiesquared
An unfunny idiot. Due to his constant nasal sex with Magnatoon, which caused semen to get stuck on his brain, he acquired a severe case of mental retardation. Now he constantly vandalizes this page. Also, he's above the rules because he's a lousy piece of shit and the sigs he makes suck ass. The mods eventually banned him until 2037 because he was a fucking retard and GS would be a lot better without him fucking shit up. However, since Loogie has no life, he creates dozens of alternate accounts to get back on the site, which the mods ban on sight.
Flutist
Flutist is the biggest piece of shit in GS. He joined General Silliness in January of 2009 and ever since then, General Silliness has become a dumbed down version of 4chan. (If that was possible.) Known for having the ego the size of Paris Hilton's vagina and for overusing unfunny 4chan memes, Flutist has quickly become the biggest douchebag on the entire site. He is hated by mostly everyone except Bio Desu, who he is only friends with because he wants cybersex. The person who hates him the most is Armus, an annoying failtroll. LOL BANNED
BlargCow
BlargCow is the funniest, and best troll to ever be in General Silliness. Especially when he teams up with his partner, Ploo/KMscT. 'Nuff said. Also, this section was totally not written by him.
L33TMetaKnight
Nobody knows if it's a boy or girl, faggot or lesbian, transexual or just plain wierd. L33TMetaKnight, The best blog troll, and maybe the best troll ever, to join AllIsBrawl. He is owner of a rebel group on AllIsBrawl and his title is "Peacekeeper of AllIsBrawl", although most refer to him as the leader or king of trolls, Jesus, or Adolf Hitler. L33TMetaKnight CRIES for e-attention, because nobody in real life loves him, and he is just a sad lonely boy who gets picked on at school and thinks he's badass over the interwebs. L33TMetaKnight made several blogs, targeted towards turning rule-abiding members against the allisbrawl staff by researching facts, posting testimonies, and eventually causing a war: members vs. staff members. L33TMetaKnight was banned over and over, but he got out of it due to ties with one of the admins. He made an average of 5 blogs per day, all of them becoming active blogs, and even had all 3 of his blogs as active at one time. He then made a blog telling people to stop protesting, and end the war, and it was featured. He admitted to lying about that so he can get the featured blog badge, and the staff bought into it. Some of his most famous blog posts include the moderator abuse tier list, similarities between communism and allisbrawl, and the secret life of admin Cheese. He then decided to behave and try to become a moderator, but nobody wanted him to, and he was turned down and owned by Cheese, the king of douche. He then trolled cheese by telling everyone that he throws controllers at people in real life tournaments when he loses(which is true), and had a criminal record for sexual battery. L33T has made so many people angry, attracted so much attention, and had people believing he was gonna become moderator soon(which caused people to flame the staff, another successful attempt), until the administration all came together and shut him down for good, or so we thought.....
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