Alice Margatroid
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Alice Margatroid is a long running forced meme on various chans that has never attained the popularity of even Milhouse yet, at least the one you see outside the games of origin of this character.
The original Alice
Alice Margatroid originated as a character in the touhou shooter series, yeah the one you see multitudes of threads about on 4chan's /jp/. She's appeared in a few games, had a few memes and other shit that nobody cares about.
She, like most of the characters, has had alternate interpreations of her personality, one that many tried to meld into the type of girl they really want to fap to when finding her smutty pictures all over the internets. One person did just that but instead of using their other hand to catch the soon-to-be dead potential christians in a tissue.....
The "other" Alice
This Alice persona was created, a horrible attempt at a forced meme that doesn't know when to turn off the computer machine. Alice appeared on /b/ originally as part of an attempt at becoming popular with anonymous, but only succeeded in amusing a few while waiting for something better, like Milhouse. The Alice persona used here is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the fag posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous as if anyone actually gives a fuck about her, that's about it.
Sayings
Alice will always talk with a bit of a stutter, and claims that this speech impediment is "B-because I love you s-silly!". As before, this is nothing like the real Alice Margatroid, instead used to try and gain something catchy for a meme, like typing like an epiliptic monkey is a wise idea in the first place.
- "L-love will be victorious"
- "L-love will prevail"
- "Love i-is eternal"
- "A-Anonymous!"
- "Anonymous... w-would you like a hug?"
- "L-let's cuddle"
- "A-Anonymous is the hate machine, A-Anonymous is the love machine!"
- "My love for you is l-like the whisper of the moon, like foam on the sea, m-my love is like the sun over damp fields*
- *blush*
And such arse-fucking drivvel
Drama
Alice is drawn to rpfags (Or any other semi-regular chan presence) like a dead carcass attracts flies. Despite the fact that she participates in 4chan via rp, she has very astringently claimed that she is not a rpfag herself, when she is really full of denial and unable to accept the fag rpfags do not like her. She has even gone so far as to tsun rpfags when they are in her threads shitflooding it.
Alice has admitted that she wants to provide Anonymous with an outlet different from the usual hate of 4chan. For some this is true, but for others it provides a magnet for the hate. Alice believes that some Anonymous will want to cyber with her but like all unwarrented self importance, nothing is going to go her way.
Over the course of 2007-2008, Alice has taken many attacks for time and time again trying to force herself as a meme on /b/, like a fucking a glutton for punishment (Hey that IS a little closer to the real alice!)
There is plenty more shit but who fucking cares honestly? If you tried to follow it you'd have a brain hemmorage as your poor mind wants to commit suicide to free itself from knowing a cesspool like Alice actually exists and because you once fapped to Alice porn.
Other r-retarded crap
Alice has built the illusion that she really is popular, BUILT that illusion, with herself and her friends such as Navy-Tan ,Another posting persona based on one of those weird japanese things that stole Full Metal Jacket quotes to try and teach kids to speak about wincest in english. When going around other chans, Alice is generally followed by Navy and the two attempt very badly to troll groups they don't like or lie that they are popular to those that don't know them. This usually ends up like a car crash as they are promptly dismissed as spastic basement dwellers and thrust out. It looks set to continue till Alice is seen as a real meme, however Alice drawing her last looks certain to happen first.
The group of two focus mainly on Making her look as popular as possible Navy playing as anonymous in most of all threads, Navy also proposed as anonymous and got married to Alice in threads, so if you read a fag anon saying, you're married to her or any other lame shit it's Navy or Alice hiding out as anons trying to force the lame meme down your throat.
There is also a history with another posting persona faggot called Jack Spicer, who an heroed himself in a thread after seing fan art of him and Alice. The rest of the history with these two is again shit you wouldn't bother to think about while wiping your arse.
Present day activities
Now spamming /b/ with Non stop alice images in an attempt for force it down your throats, Bot continues to spam 24/7, no one gives a shit about the rest.
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Alice Margatroid is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/. |
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