Alexander4488
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Alexander4488 (Full name: Alexander Jared Hans Badr) is a retarded smug Canadian and wannabe filmmaker who creates pathetic video game reviews with the clichéd "angry nerd" shtick in them on YouTube. He also visits the Vancouver Film School, hoping to "become a better director and filmmaker" and promotes himself as "the greatest thing on YouTube [next to the Angry Video Game Nerd]", despite the fact that he is one of the worst reviewers of all time. He is also a terrorist, treating the video game reviewing community just like the twin towers.
But don't you dare insult or criticize him, or even post so much as a single negative comment on any one of his shitty videos! Alex Googles his name on a hourly basis, so he is the first to know if anything is bad is written about him or his videos. If that is the case, he will track you down and try to defend his good name, while he deletes comments on his own videos like a little bitch. Fortunately for trolls, he will literally respond to ANYTHING that even so much as makes fleeting reference to him, which thrusts the potential for lulz upwards.
Fun fact: Troll him once, and he will subscribe to you, thinking it will somehow discourage you from continuing to take actions against him. So, if you want to get that "5 Subscribers Special" out a little sooner, just leave a single derogatory comment on a single video of his, and watch your subscriber count increase by 1 as your inbox fills up.
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Video Game "Journalism"
| —Summary of every video by Alexander4488 |
Just like every video game reviewer on YouTube, he was "influenced" by the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos. But his passion went a little too far: He claims that he has sent hand-written letters to James Rolfe, and also created a TOTALLY FUNNY AND ORIGINAL video game reviewing series on YouTube by the name of the Annoyed Gaming Geek. However, Alexander realized that the name was too similar to the AVGN's, and changed it -- his only smart decision so far -- to the Gay Douche.
The name changed, the fad remained: in his "reviews" -- which are actually more like rants -- the Gay Douche sits there and needlessly bitches about small aspects of the game which really no one cares about. At the end, he invents new swear words (most preferably with "ass") and combines them to the point where they mean nothing anymore. There's even more: The Gay Douche also rants about new games from old Nintendo or Sega franchises -- up to the point where he trashes them because they offer new or different options and details.
When I downloaded the ROM it didn't come with one!" Alexander seems to like asses. Are you fucking serious?! Reviewing a different game with the same title! It's not like the AVGN already did this... *cough*Superman64*cough* (in an unintended way) (He has finally become insane) |
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To cut a long story short: Alexander4488's reviews are the love child of the AVGN's swearing, the Irate Gamer's stupidity and Spax3's retrofaggotry.
Theme Song
When Alex isn't re-uploading the same videos over and over again, within minutes of each other with only minor edits because they fell below a score of 3 1/2 stars (as he's not yet realized that it is the work of trolls, downvoting just to fuck with him and deflate his massive ego), he's also re-editing his bland theme song over and over.
Fortunately for us, there are professional musicians who have taken it upon themselves to remix said theme song, and make it more listenable.
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Fanbase
| —Kylebuschfan187, who isn't able to type Alexander's name correctly |
| —PaperShadow2001, new to the Internets |
His fanbase are the same scum that like the wackiness of Ctrl+Alt+Delete or Irate Gamer's unneeded swearing: 13-year-old boys, furries, retards and retarded 13-year-old furries. Like every fanboy, they come to defend the person that - in their eyes - is the greatest and funniest video game reviewer of all time, not realizing how much their idol sucks.
The reason why most of Alexander's fans are under the age of 16 is that sooner or later they'll have to realize that Alexander's style of reviewing is just a carbon copy of the AVGN's style. Thus, they decide to leave the "fann comunity" and prefer to flame Irate Gamer's videos as AVGN Nazis.
Shameless Self Promotion
Alexander4488 is infamous for his, let's say, "unconventional" method of self promotion: Spamming every gaming website and YouTube video ever. A small sampling of his hilariously blunt attempts to boost his popularity (and butthurt responses) can be seen here.
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Initial Trolling
Trolling operations on Alex began after a group of YouTube trolls did a commentary over his review of Barbie for the NES. Unexpectedly, Alex discovered the video that very same day it was posted, and soon, the video had more comments than it did views, thanks to Alex replying to multiple comments every time he visited the video to check the responses. Eventually, things were set straight with the statistics, after the channel banned Alex from posting comments. Not just once, mind you; but FOUR TIMES, as Alex happened to have multiple Youtube accounts on hand for exactly this kind of situation. Onlookers realized that there was more to Alex than being a mere "AVGN ripoff", and that there was more fun to be had with this butthurt faggot.
Alexander4488 vs. ED
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| —Alexander, failing to see how exposing him as a sheep fucker can be classified as advertisement |
Because Alexander is typing his name into a search engine in a hourly basis he had to find the blurb about him in the "Video Game Reviewers" article. In a case of extreme butthurt and insanity Alexander registered and tried to delete his picture on said article - with two accounts. The ED sysops didn't tolerate these dumb actions and banhammered his ass(es).
But that's not enough! Alexander registered a third account, this time with the purpose of "commentating" on this ED article and vandalizing it. This, of course, got his ass "suspended" again - but us here at ED predict that he will return, not knowing how much lulz he will produce.
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
This time he tried to delete his dox. But unfortunately for him he's a dumb ass faggot and doesn't know that articles can be recovered really fast.
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
Holy shit, he "appologizes"!
Wow. And we thought he'd never learn. You're still a faggot, by the way.
The Closet Furry and Failed Commentator
Alexander4488's review on Star Fox Adventures brought in two trolls named GLaDOSexe and spunkeez, whom seemed to fail at being inspired by commentary channels who had previously called Alex out on his shit. Alexandria posted a NINE PART Emo Bawfest (see below) and re-uploaded his 2 PART Star Fox review, renaming it in honor of these furfags as he named the re-uploaded reviews "Blame the two furries for this".
Interestingly enough, in addition to evidence of Alexander4488 being a Zoophile, he also makes mention of the snout on Fox's face being too short, as well as other questionable comments.
Since the aftermath of Alexander's continued retardation, Spunkeez has given a speech thanking Alexander4488 for helping him complete his life by trolling at least one YouTube Reviewer before he dies. Now that he can die a happy man, perhaps he'll be so kind as to fade back into obscurity and refrain from sparking weak drama in the future, so his fans might stop trying to pass it off as legitimate trolling?
While also claiming that all the so called trolls are butthurt they are actually laughing at Alexander's failure. After he realised it was a stupid fucking idea to do commentaries in the first place he now threatens all the trolls with an ED page. Yeah, like editing ED has worked so great for him so far.
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"Fan" Videos
(like it wasn't obvious enough) Alexander4488: Uninspired AVGN rip-off worse than Irate Gamer Game Dude: Enemy of the Circle I Win Round One Sheep Fucker Game Dude is a Liar |
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Continued Trolling
It's clear that Alex is certainly easy enough to aggravate: All it takes is a single comment to summon him, though science has yet to find a way to make him go away should you decide you no longer want to deal with him. However, with the number of unfunny YouTube-dwelling faggots emerging from the woodwork to take their respective shots at him, one must question whether it's even worth joining the fight at this point. It's obvious that the majority of users producing rant videos and commentaries at this stage in the game are doing so to gain popularity, rather than to get on Alex's nerves.
Does that mean that we should all drop whatever we have planned and leave him be? Of course not: He's a goddamn quotable goldmine, and there are few YouTubers with quite the same level of unwarranted self-importance as he. However, in order to keep things fresh, and to prevent operations from becoming too played out, editors to this article need to stop dedicating entire sections to any irrelevant newfag who happens to take a shot at him, which should hopefully help to discourage other newfags from putting together their own shitty videos in the hopes of getting mentioned on ED.
Contact Information
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Douchebaggery
Compromising Screencaps
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Quotations
| —Alexander, showing how much he cares about his fans |
| —Alexander, being fucking delusional |
| —Alexander, You know what's BULLSHIT?! |
| —Alexander, reacting to the screenshot exposing him as a sheep fucker |
| —Alexander, in response to JAKimmerling's comment [here] |
| —Alexander's most famous joke. |
SockPuppet Accounts
- Alexander's first ED account, which he vandalized the "Video Game Reviewers" article with.
- Another ED account
- Another ED account!!!
- Another ED account? What the fuck?
- Oh, look. Another ED account.
- Yeah, you know what this is.
- ...
External Links
- Alexander4488 on YouTube
- Alexander4488 on Facebook
- Skype: gamedude4488
- Trolls riff on Alexander4488's videos, Alexander4488 comments with millions of alternate accounts
- "Official" Game Dude topic - he created four of them there
- Alexander is butthurt about the above video and writes TL;DR comments
- EDiot writes about his dumb actions, gets responses from Alexander after a few posts
- Random post on a M.U.G.E.N. forum criticizing Alexander, few posts later he appears
- Later he re-registers under another name and tries to boost his popularity
- Alexander visits TGWTG, but - oh snap! - he isn't accepted
- Second try
- Another "Official" Game Dude thread
- A whole YTMND page dedicated to Alexander!
See Also
- Angry Video Game Nerd
- Irate Gamer
- Video Game Reviewers
- Armake21
- Spax3
- AkewsticRockR
- LeisureSuitGaming
- Nigger
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