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Alex Jones, also known as David Icke, is an IRL troll and libertarian intellectual from Texas who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy.

Contents 1 Documentaries 2 Radio Show 3 The Internet 4 Need to go to sleep or a good laugh on lunch break? Watch these! 5 Dr. Death, 2006 6 Typical Alex Jones Fan 7 Trolling Alex Jones' Fanbase 8 Critical Questions for the Alex Jones Fan 9 Gallery 10 See Also 11 External Links

Documentaries

The most notable portion of Jones' longstanding career is the absurd number of documentaries he's made over the years exposing the lies of the government. The first big name in these exposés was America: Wake Up or Waco, about the FBI raid on the Branch Davidians in 1993.

Average plot summary of an Alex Jones documentary:

• The Branch Davidians were not a cult but a peace-loving religious group. And David Koresh was in no way a pedophile.
• The government is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy, who are in turn run by Satanists.
• The Masonic Conspiracy funds wars through centralized banks.
• Israeli intelligence connection to 9/11 (UNDENIABLE PROOF)
• The government is creating a North American Union http://www.spp.gov/ as a cover to poison the world population with nano-technology and enslave the human race. (Seriously. Don't believe it? Try this on for size.)

All of these documentaries are on sale on one of Jones' various websites. All of them cost a small fortune for the DVD versions, but since people rip them and put them on Google video no one buys them anyway.

Radio Show

Like every conservative intellectual with a computer, Jones is also famous for having his own radio show. Most of the time it tends to be a circle-jerk of conspiracy theorists and people who call in only to get pwnt by Jones' fanboys.

Other popular topics include:

• Celebrity interviews, like that guy who claims to have fucked an alien and the editor of the World Weekly News
• Jones getting Loose Change made into a Hollywood production
• The true faces of the New World Order
• The Elite Agenda

Some argue that the Muse song "Time is Running Out" is about the blowjob Jones gave Matthew Bellamy to get him to appear on the show.

The Internet

Jones runs a number of websites devoted to his war against the elite, the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to freethinkers of the eclectic variety. Though liberals love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of George Bush's rampant faggotry, any moron who actually bothers to read his articles would know that he's just as bad, if not worse than the people he so heroically stands against, because he's actually a conservative. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a televangelist.

Selling points of an Alex Jones website include:

• Articles about the dangers of government
• Ads for critical survivalist literature written by ardent Jones supporters
• Colloidal silver
• Trailers for Jones' next documentary
• Flash ads for the above that eat up your computer's memory until it dies.

Need to go to sleep or a good laugh on lunch break? Watch these!

	Sit on your hands for this one, lest you feel the power of over 9000 facepalms in a blazing flurry of self-pwnage. A pimp and a whore? Say it ain't so Alex! Prepare for Ronald McDonald trolling the po po! Previous Video  |  Next Video

Dr. Death, 2006

The drama began when a well-known scientist, Dr. Pianka, gave a lecture at the Texas Academy of Science and made some off-hand remarks about how humans were destroying the planet and how likely it is a pandemic will wipe out a large portion of the population in the future. Investigative journalist and general fucktard Forrest Mims decided that these were the words of a mad scientist bent on wiping out the human population with an airborne virus, and Jones quickly caught on, calling Pianka "Dr. Death", the frontman for the elite's New World Order agenda of genocide.

In the time since, Dr. Pianka's received a number of death threats from various crusaders for justice.

• Dr. Pianka asks that people stop sending his daughters death threats
• Intelligent Design fucktard decides to expose Dr. Pianka's evil scheme to the Department of Homeland Security
• The Texas Academy fires back!
• TOW article about the drama

Typical Alex Jones Fan

It's more typical than you might think.

Trolling Alex Jones' Fanbase

• Show them this article.
• Tell them that the world as it is kind of sucks and a New World Order sounds dandy!
• Inform them that Alex Jones is actually a member of the Illuminati misdirecting them with fear into leading the lives of basement dwellers.
• Add a link to Tin Foil Hat to the See Also section of his TOW article. When one of his fan boys reverts your edit, add it again. (The link isn't to the right place)
• Show them the Conspiracy Science articles debunking his movies.
• Inform them that Ron Paul has had as much of a chance winning the election as a paper dog has chasing an asbestos cat through hell.
• Mock their beliefs by telling them that you're a member of the Illuminati or that Ron Paul is really a space lizard.
• Ask them why they don't get vaccinations or use anything containing fluoride.
• Inform them that JEWS DID WTC.
• Post here.

Critical Questions for the Alex Jones Fan

• If Alex Jones' documentaries and books are full of the vital critical information needed to stop the New World Order, why does he still charge money for them?
• How can a world-controlling organization be stopped by the very system of government it invented? ...oh wait. It CAN'T.
• If Alex Jones and Dylan Avery are all that stands between the government and world domination, why haven't they been killed by CIA hitmen yet?
• If fire can't melt steel, then why did this happen?
• If heat can't make metal weaker, then why do blacksmiths put shit into fire before hitting it with a hammer?
• Also, isn't steel made by melting stuff?
• See if they can define Neocon in their own words without using anything they learned from Alex Jones or Wikipedia, or see if they can use it in a accurate and non-sensationalistic manner.
• Ask them if they can explain why Jones stated the firefighters were involved in 9/11 on his radio show and web site, but when he was quested about it later he denied he ever said anything like that[1].
• Ask them why Alex Jones sucks off homeopathy faggots hocking colloidal silver, if he cares so much for his country?
• If Bohemian Grove is a homosexual hang-out what was Alex Jones doing there in the first place?

Gallery

A voice of reason

Alex declares war on /b/

See Also

• Survivalist
• Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy
• Loose Change
• Zeitgeist - The Movie
• Truther
• Sherry Shriner
• Coast to Coast AM
• Xee-A Twelve
• Austin
• Birther
• Tin foil hat

External Links

• Prison Planet
• Infowars
• WHAT THE FUCK
• Jones Report
• Seriously how many fucking sites does this guy have
• Stop the New World Order! Through MySpace!
• Fighting for your freedom on Jewtube.
• Antidepressants Cause Murder!
• Homosexuals Cause Suicide!
• 9/11 Causes Abuse of the Bold Tag!
• The Truth is out there! Wake up!
• Maddox' fans insist he call in to Jones' radio show to get PWNT
• A forum of people a mental hospital would not take
• Alex Jones and his shit movies get pwned
• Opinion on Internet2 - Lulzy discussion at TOW where it's particularly obvious he doesn't even know what it is he has an opinion on.