Albania
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Albania a.k.a. "European Congo" a.k.a. "New Zwaziland" or "Mexico Of Europe" is a load of crap nation no one cares about in the Balkans. Albanians (in Albanian: Shiptars - referring to the "ship rope tarring" custom of the Illyrians, a people the Albanians exterminated -see below) are multitalented people, adept at a multitude of professions: prostitution/sex slavery, drug trafficking, general crime and more prostitution. They often claim descent (since, at least, Hoxha's communist dictatorship) from the Illyrians, a gang of Adriatic butt-pirates who lived with the Celts, ancestors of modern alcoholics, until the latter told them to GTFO to the western Balkans (both later got pwnt by the Romans). They are also adept at war through relentless immigration. Albanians are often claimed as the only "people" north of Antarctica not filled with a burning hate for Americans. In fact, they love Americans so much as to borrow their watches as souvenirs.
The only famous Albanian the world can think of is Mother Theresa, who - ironically enough - is the only Christian Albanian since the 15th century, as the rest of them have adopted Islam since they became the Turks' bitches - an event they still take pride in.
During World War II, the Albanians were best buds with the Nazis. Without a doubt, this is a strange occurrence, as the Albanian combination of a Jew-like greed, negroid level of savagery, and a universal hideousness unrivaled by any other race should have made them ol' Addie's primary target.
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