Alaska

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

IT'S FUCKING COLD! Plus there are bears. Actually moose are far worse, because they just stand there on the road to become an hero and cause massive damage to your car and possibly you. So don't go... unless you like fat chicks. The fat chicks are worse than the moose because they want you to fuck them.

Alaska is the home of Ted Stevens, he even has an airport named after him there.

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