Akarui Kurai

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The real Akarui

Akarui Kurai is a hypocritical tyrannical cunt who loves to take credit for other people's work. She is the co-owner of Wolves MoonHeaven, a haven for furries in the fail game Furgaydia. However, she claims that she owns the "dream" - the personal created hangout for furries - and that her current fiancé created the original first set of rules, as if she's something to be feared and a force to be reckoned with! Her description in the game states "I'm not a bitch; I just have a low tolerance for bullshit." Although the first half of the statement is definitely true, so is the latter. For you see, Akarui has such a low tolerance for bullshit, if you whisper her asking why or how you supposedly did something wrong, she will simply ignore you or fake being AFK!

Omg, Bullshit

Akarui loves to abuse the banhammer, also allowing her minion staff members to do the same, and then giving no explanation as to why you were banned or what you did wrong! Akarui's motto is "once banned, always banned"

Akarui hard at work.

and always using past history with people as a reason to ban them in the present. (i.e. if you said a bad word before, she is allowed to hold that against you and then ban you if she's not in the mood, saying that it's because of past things you did!) Her claims of "no one liking her" but also "not really caring" are a cover up for her shitty attempts at being a real co-owner of Wolves MoonHeaven. She doesn't grasp the concept of how real staff members are supposed to act and handle situations.

Teh Hypocrisy Ensues

Wolves MoonHeaven is a roleplaying dream for furries faggots, but Akarui doesn't want people to roleplay there! Lolwut?! You heard right. Ok, so, it's a place for furries faggots to convene and roleplay on Furcadia, but if people are roleplaying, Akarui will find a reason to eject and/or ban you because of it. Why, do you ask? Because she can and will! As we've already explained, she has an extremely low tolerance for bullshit! What usually comes with roleplaying? That's correct: bullshit. Bullshit with the side of drama. Oh yes, Akarui loves drama with her bullshit. All roleplayers have realized by now that you cannot experience a full roleplaying session without some form of misinterpretation of posts, logs, etc, what have you, without having a little bit of drama or bullshit. You need to thoroughly explain each post, what your character is doing, being sure not to break the rules of roleplay as you do so, and so on and so forth. Akarui (as well as her minions) do not seem to comprehend this, and so when roleplay happens in their dream, they freak out and start pointing fingers as to who was to blame for the start of the drama/bullshit war.

Roleplay in MY Den?

A loveable trait in Wolves MoonHeaven is it's cute and fantastic rule of roleplaying while in dens. Or shall we say, the lack thereof. It is a feral dream, as we've stated, and so the furries faggots pretend they are wolves who own dens. This is the lulz part right here. You must apply to own a den. You must apply to take over the den. You must apply to defend the den. You must apply to walk into the den. You must apply to be In Character. You must apply to roleplay in the dream. This dream does not allow you to roleplay at all because of its shitty rules. It basically killed roleplaying for furries, so why do people still go here? Because it's a newbie-friendly dream, that's why! It allows the newbies of Furcadia to feel as warm as a piece of shit and furry as a furry faggot when they enter the dream, knowing that they can do no wrong here. They are safe from the REAL roleplayers of this furries faggot game! Hold on, though... you have to apply to be a newbie.

Teh Minionz of Akarui

Akarui has a plethora of minions at her side. These are her fellow stafflings that help run Wolves MoonHeaven and help try to keep the furries faggots under control. Because Akarui does NOT tolerate bullshit, damnit! These include:

Reishae (RETIRED!!!!!!!!!)
Horror
Bride
Jau Maruyama
The Fuehrer

Reishae was someone who used to hang around Akarui BACK IN THE DAY. Akarui didn't go by Akarui back then, though. She used the alias Forbidden Blood, and roleplayed an 8ft dragon wolf with saber teeth that could kill anything in its path because... it's a dragon living in WOLVES moon heaven. This was her character's description in the game: "She currently stands at a whopping 5'9", but when fully grown she will be around the size of 8'4". Her horns remain, her coat falls out and the scales beneath become visible. Like plates of armour, she is protected from most attacks, but where the scales are weak, she is also weak. Her tail grows to add on a couple of feet and her paws grow to become digits. In this form, she is capable of opening doors, jars, braiding her own mane. She's basically got fingers, but they are somewhat stubby and incapable of doing small deeds. Her saliva becomes florescent (like her teeth) and glows an eerie green when in the dark. She has dragon wings from her father and extra horns/spikes on her snout and facial region from her mother, Lolite." Lolite, indeed. Very LOLable, too. So, this dragon is capable of opening jars and doors in the realm of wolves? Where would you come across such things, I wonder? An interesting thought, but not as interesting as shapeshifting into dragons while being a wolf! Who would allow such a thing? Only Aka-- oh, I mean, Forbidden Blood.

Horror, or Whorror as she's more commonly known, is an 11 yr old prepubescent roleplayer that also is a hypocrite. Maybe this is why her and Akarui get along so well, but who knows for sure. The reason why she's a hypocrite is because she claimed she would never be a staff member in Wolves MoonHeaven, and that she hates most, if not all, of the staff there. Yet today she is one of the staff members flaunting her power like niggers flaunting their bling and money in nigger rap videos.You may know Horror as her old feral character Chisel, back when she would follow and kiss Massacre's ass. She believed that one day she would be as "popular" or "as cool" as Massacre was, thinking that everyone feared them both. Lulz @ them both! She is most likely seen trying to get people to roleplay, but because she fails at roleplaying, she will get her master Akarui to ban them for almost owning her in battle. This is also known as "thrillkilling" in the realm of feral furries faggots, something that they do not take too kindly to, especially the furries faggots that reside in Wolves MoonHeaven. If you attempt to thrillkill, you are banned usually on the spot. However, since Horror is staff, she is exempt from the rule and allowed to thrillkill, and even get those she is thrillkilling banned if they do not allow her to kill them. P.S. Her new main is Thunder.

Bride

Paris Hilton?

is another immature minion of Akarui who loves to abuse her share also. One of her favorite sayings is "change the subject" because she has no idea how to be real staff and handle the situation, dealing with the topic at hand and/or laying down the law. Her way of dealing with problems in Wolves MoonHeaven is to merely say "ok, change the subject" and if you don't, it's considered harassment of staff and you get ejected or banned.

Jau Maruyama is an Akarui minion that loves to follow her around, obeying her made up rules. If you notice a staff member that spaeks lik this -.-;;; you will know right off the bat that it's Jau. She is a 30 year old stay at home mom who spends her time AFKing most of the time, also an In Character mate to Horror.

The Fuehrer

Nazi wolf here to protect and serve!

is idllyic when pointing out the hypocrisy behind Wolves MoonHeaven and Akarui. Wolves MoonHeaven claims to be a child dream, oriented for children and not meant for the use of swear words (some you are allowed to get away with, but NOT nigger, cunt, or faggot. you will be automatically ejected by the dream's script). To reiterate, Fuehrer is a nazi, or so he claims to be. His character sports the swastika and everything, even though it's backwards, but he doesn't care! Which is why you need to ask yourself this as you read: if he is a staff member in a dream meant for children, why is he a nazi? Better yet, why was he hired? It's basically contradicting the very foundation of what the dream stands for. The staff of Wolves MoonHeaven love to bend rules to get their way. If you were to tell them, theoretically, "I'm a jew, and I find your character very offensive to me." The staff members would tell you to suck it up, kid, grow some balls, or otherwise. Yet if you're someone the staff doesn't know or isn't acquainted with, and you come in saying something like "Hitler was awesome. He killed lots of jews." and another patron says "That's very offense, please stop" the staff will immediately be like "CHANGE SUBJECT OR ELSE!!" With their fellow nazi staff sitting by.

Made Up Rules

Wolves MoonHeaven is very creative when it comes to making up rules on the spot. For instance, you're not allowed to speak any other language besides English. If you're caught speaking Spanish, Dutch, French, Italian, or anything else for that matter, the staff have the right to tell you to translate what you're saying or be ejected. That's right! No more privacy! So much for having an expanse mind, right? There also seems to be confusion between one of Akarui's lackeys. It appears Bride didn't know that her own leader was once a dragon. If you'll notice the screenshot taken shows Bride rejecting someone's application to roleplay saying the reason is because there are no dragons allowed in Wolves MoonHeaven (because it is for wolves, of course). But what about Akarui's character Forbidden Blood? Also, what about Akarui's new

Half dragon, half wolf, 100% piece of shit

dragon avatar for the dream? That's right, kiddos, Akarui is even making a dragon avatar for her own personal use! No one else can use it but her. (The avatar might not look like a dragon, but if you follow the DA link here, it even says dragon in the description.)

Amazing Art...If You're a Furry

Akarui has this amazing gallery, if you're a furry faggot. Her fursona is this centaur piece of shit with wings, conveniently named Slim Jim. She was also seen uploading Harry Potter yaoi, which in turn gained her more dA watches and favorites. Akarui also had a mental breakdown one day and drew this lulzy drawing about how she wishes that people would leave her alone and how she wishes she was her fursona.

“	Why can't I just be my fursona... -Akarui Kurai	„

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