Ahs
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AHS, or Ayumi Hamasaki Sekai is an internet forum with near 15,000 registered members dedicated to the J-Pop singer Ayumi Hamasaki. Ayumi Hamasaki is widely known as the most irritating J-pop singer of all time due to her screechy voice, and the fact that she appears to have been moulded from cheap Chinese plastic used to make fake ==Beyblades==. Not only are a majority of members fucking morons, they are also mostly Weaboos. They spend near all their time on this forum posting nearly 100 times a day. They have no real sense of humor and many members are even Britney Spears fans (thus meaning that pretty much the whole forum lacks any musical taste. Among the members, there are also 13-year-old boys, Twinks, fat girls and even a fat bitch mod that eats babies and Saiyans for food. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Having fun is not allowed. Any attempts at having fun at AHS will result in you getting massive "flames" or being banhammered. They now delete your threads for being "too chatty" or being offtopic.
Most members are in fact infected with Internet Disease. Most of them take "glamour shots" and spend all their time on the site.
They also believe their banned members are worth more than their inactive members, and that Ayumi actually cares about them.
join the lulz fest ... AHS
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[edit] History
AHS started Last Thursday. It originally had only a few members, than grew to a few hundred. After a while, they moved to their current server. It took forever, though, and everyone thought AHS was gone forever. They'd went on for years, but this current dark age was quite amazing to them. But of course, you can never really kill the fucking cockroaches, and they went back on uninterrupted.
Delirium-Zer0 left the forum because she hated just about everyone there, and she had every right to. They were mostly lesbians at the forum anyway. Who needs lesbians? In early 2007, a member posted a very long, lulz-inducing paragraph about the Demon-Bitch. Not only was it a lulz-fest, it was also written in Al-Bhed. The language from Final Fantasy X. The morons of AHS took days to figure it out, and it was pure lulz until then.
Also in 2007, a really fat annoying Weaboo joined the forum under the name Koihime. Everybody really really hates this fat fucktard. Many members even suspect she is a lesbian. She posted useless shit about dumb fucking Animu and made so many threads about absolutely nothing, she'll likely soon be B& She also hates Blacks.
[edit] Unimatrix Prime
Unimatrix Prime was once an admin, a hugely valued member of the forum, and is now considered an Ayu Fan Legend. He was banned because the faggots and lesbians of AHS decided they didn't like his all knowing wisdom, such as when he started posting the news before the Demon-Bitch. (Yes, that really pissed her off and contributed heavily to her decision to ban him. She is a skank, either way.) He was the first user ever banned on AHS and people begged for his return but the lesbians wouldn't allow it. Unimatrix Prime has since then gotten married to Delirium-Zer0 and had a daughter, thus, thoroughly pwning AHS in the face. harharhar.
[edit] miniayumi & babyutada
miniayumi WAS the most annoying member of AHS ever. she believed "Ayu is queen" and Dissed Koda Kumi 24/7 and made quite a few members angry and caused alot of drama, she was later banned. Babyutada was also another very annoying member who is now also banned.
[edit] No Soo Us Plz!!
On AHS, you cannot post anything that is commercially available in the United States. They say this is because they don't want to get sued, but it's actually because the founder is a Nigger. Given this, he is poor, seeing as all niggers are poor.
[edit] Prejudice
AHS is a prejudice forum, where you can get in trouble for stating even your sexuality. They are famous for the black members, probably because their founder is a stupid nigger. AHS also hates Lesbians, Gays, S'poreians, among many others.
They ecspecially hate hyper fat girls, though.
Also, dosen't it strike you as a bit retarded that they are threatening her with an army? This is the interwebz, people! Get over you insecurities and learn that you don't need an army to get someone off a fucking website. Jackasses.
[edit] Staff
Founder - Zef - Really a black Weaboo/Wapanese, He hardly ever posts or even visits the forum anymore.
Admin - Isaac Hiew - Not a bad guy, but his avatar is a near naked drawing of Ayumi, and the Demon Bitch nmskalnm is basically his Internet pimp.
Admin - SurrealDreams - Apparently, is a figment of our imaginations, seeing is this Admin is just a few Surreal Dreams. ==lulz==.
Token Faggot - bulmasman - Appears to be the least annoying moderator on the forum. Which isn't saying much really to be honest.
Protector? yaright - EdenZone - Never posts. lulz@noob.
Mini-Demon - Corybobory - She claims to be nice and sexy, even though she is just as bitchy as nmskalnm. She tempts and tricks people with her calm attitude, even though she is really just a fucking lesbian bitch.
Drag Queen MaMa - soysaucestar - Claims to be a sexy cow, even thoguh she looks like a man. She is in fact a lesbian.
The Rest - Cyria, devilayu, Halla, Love Appears, Ryoko - These Staff members either don't post enough or aren't moronic enough to have anything said about them.
[edit] Demon Bitch
mnskalmn - An alleged piss drinker and nigger/slave fucker. Her real name is Julabia Cuntrowski. Nobody likes this fucking whorebag because she is an illiterate bitch and overreacts to everything. To top it off, she doesn't even like Ayumi anymore yet she is pretty much running the forum. No, I'm not joking. This forum is made of fucking morons.
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[edit] New Bitches~
New members that are fags or lesbians
Fabulous Once rumored to be a transgenderd it, it was confirmed to be a "him" by MemorialAdress08 and koda♥ in the Koda Kumi Thread 476347698436538946538949654389653894654389 and One 1/2. This He-Bitch likes to spend time being a An Hero and getting butt hurt when getting pwnd by the mods. [*Note: May try to covert you to its HSM Ashley Tisdalde/ Zefron loving cult]
[edit] I Can Haz SugarTitty Mommy?
These members are whiny bitches. This is probably you.
Austinse7entheaven: Makes more suggestion/complaining threads and post more complaints than your mom. Thats alot.
se7entheaven: Made a "Are you ignored at AHS" thread. Nuff said.
[edit] Intaweb crewz
Don't mess with tha kewl crew, or you will be Perm-Banned/assaulted by newbie cocksuckers eager to enter the fold (there is supposedly a secret ritual which is performed with each members induction. It is currently unknown but is rumoured to involve the ritualistic killing and eating of small ferrets and dingos). A full member list is not currently available due to the groups secret workings.
Luv ~Venus~
prussian_blue
fanmail
mizu akira ayu
AyuHamasaki01
Foxxy_fuyumi
Impracticable - Perm-Banned by bulmasman for posting pictures of mudkips.
ayumeg
sora2522
Milky Way
[edit] MISSING!!!
members who left because AHS is a stupid shit hole full of stupid ass dick wads with no life
Delirium-Zer0
Weslicious
*Snip* In a return fitting the Rock, fanmail appears to have only left for attention seeking purposes.
HybridTheory status unknown. appears kohime may have eaten him after threatening it with the AHS "army" (which also does not exists as fat fangirls and gays do not make good soldiers)
