Ahotwheelscar

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ahotwheelscar is a 34 year-old Myspace user and member of the shithole we call Minnesota. He has myriad health problems like diabeetus, mostly due to his own neglect and stupidity. He has an abnormally small penis that he uses for buttsecks with guys. He spends all day fapping to furries and other pr0n because he is an unemployed basement-dweller and leeches moneys from the government. Although he is almost a cripple, he talks shit on the internets, threatening that if he ever met those people IRL, he would use his superior intelligence and uber physical prowess to destroy them.

[edit] His Love Life

He frequently engages in bestiality with his beloved cat, Zee, whom he formally wedded via Marry Your Pet. The relationship started as an affair while he was previously married to a human. The previous marriage failed because he wished his wife would be under 18 to fulfill his pedo desires and finally she left him because he was a sick fuck. He believes pets deserve more rights than people, and there is no limit to what he would do for his cat wife. He cracks open blinds for it to look through, leaves the television on for it to watch, and has even gone so far as to build a toy car racetrack so it could watch the cars go around while he took pictures and fapped.

[edit] Quotes

• "I love my cat, Zee, who is still a curious kitten and often gets into [my anus]."
• "... [I] can OFTEN forsee the likely outcomes of things people do before they do it."
• "I suffered more than Jesus."
• "I collect Hot Wheels, Camel matchbooks, and promotional drink coasters from bars."
• "I hate getting into political discussions, but I do feel that foreign affairs are a bunch of crap and that if the same amount of money was spent on stem cell research, that so many diseases could be cured and our own American population could be healthier." In other words, "I don't care about the nation as a whole. I just want scientists to invent a cure for diabetes so I are become immortal!!!11one"

[edit] Trivia

• He is a hippy that defines his life with shitty music.
• He is on dialysis (lol).
• His two kidneys both failed because he neglected his health. He then received a kidney transplant and it failed because he neglected his health.
• He is more self-centered than Tay Zonday.
• Noone cares about him.
• He still clings onto his feeble life even though several people have urged him to try a final solution and become an hero.
• He has to wear diapers because he shits the bed (srsly).
• He is sterile.
• Feel sorry for the cat.

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Waaaa!		This user thinks they're a tough guy. You can help by calling a Waaaambulance for the hurt e-gos. Emasculation is also a highly recommended action.