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Ahotwheelscar

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"I had to suffer moar than Jesus!  Bwaaaaaah!"
"I had to suffer moar than Jesus! Bwaaaaaah!"
"I are have holes in my neck." ^_^
"I are have holes in my neck." ^_^

Ahotwheelscar is a 34 year-old MySpace user and member of the shithole we call Minnesota. He has myriad health problems like diabeetus, mostly due to his own neglect and stupidity. He has an abnormally small penis that he uses for buttsecks with guys. He spends all day fapping to furries and other pr0n because he is an unemployed basement-dweller and leeches moneys from the government. Although he is almost a cripple, he talks shit on the internets, threatening that if he ever met those people IRL, he would use his superior intelligence and uber physical prowess to destroy them.

His Love Life

He frequently engages in bestiality with his beloved cat, Zee, whom he formally wedded via Marry Your Pet. The relationship started as an affair while he was previously married to a human. The previous marriage failed because he wished his wife would be under 18 to fulfill his pedo desires and finally she left him because he was a sick fuck. He believes pets deserve more rights than people, and there is no limit to what he would do for his cat wife. He cracks open blinds for it to look through, leaves the television on for it to watch, and has even gone so far as to build a toy car racetrack so it could watch the cars go around while he took pictures and fapped.

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Ahotwheelscar
is part of a series on
Dying Alone
Those Who Have Died Alone

Anna Nicole Smith | Brandon Crisp | Charmaine Dragun | Codey Porter | George Sodini | Heath Ledger | Lilo | Megan Meier | Michael Jackson | Mitchell Henderson | Otoya Yamaguchi | Ricardo Lopez | Ripper | Rudolph Zurick | Shawn Woolley | Tyler Dumstorf

Those Dying Alone

Ahotwheelscar | Anonymous Borg | Argent009 | Bikerfox | Bob Rehahn | ByAppointmentTo | Chris-chan | Chuck M. | David Hockey | Epic fat guy | Fagolescents | GoddessMillenia | Kevin Havens | Lecarick | Nathan Gale | Nullcherri | Pit Viper | Ricki Raven | Rootbrian | Sceptre | Snapesnogger | TheSockDetective | Ulillillia

Their Methods

4chan | AIDS | Anime | Booze | Bullying | Dead Friend | DeviantART | Drugs | Fleshlight | Self-seclusion | IRC | Jenkem | Lego | LiveJournal | Lonely | MMORPGs | MUDs | MySpace | Online dating | Online sex games | Plastic Crap | Plenty Of Fish | Vloggerheads | YouTube

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