Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Problem America?

Typical Mahmoud fanboy.

Mahmoud and his closest advisor.

Separated at birth?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the glorious president of Iran and world-renowned IRL troll, who is tirelessly dedicated to hating freedom and exposing the Jew's many lies as well as some lesser known facts. This, we know. But did you also know that he is a sexy beast[1], for whom YOU have a serious boner? Unfortunately for you, Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of faggotry. As well as this, he's pwned the Israeli and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 for great justice. Israel hates him for endorsing Lebanese heroes, and America hates him because...well, even though he's done nothing to them, they somehow like to think everything anyone does involves them somehow.

The mere mention of Mahmoud's name on the Internets is invariably followed by indulgent butthurt of both a conservative and liberal bent. Trolling via a Fifty Mahmoud Post is best recommended in such occurrences.

Fun Facts About Mahmoud

Conservapedia appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl.

He's good at soccer.

• Supports the fact that JEWS DID WTC. About fucking time someone spoke up!
• The Indian programmer in Office Space had the same name.
• Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of babies, saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own personal army.
• Mahmoud rejects all ideologies and principles devised in the West except Holocaust denial.
• He enrages conservatives by sexing up old women and doesn't afraid of anything.
• Mahmoud has b& all Western music from Iran including Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Some actually criticize him for this.
• Mahmoud has also b& all major Western websites such as JewTube and WikiJewia. Amazingly, some criticize him for this as well.
• Mahmoud possesses as many facial expressions as he does man points, which are so infinitely many that he is an improbability of physics at this stage.
• Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the Internets is usually full of unfunny faggotry.
  • This proves it.
  • As does this.
  • This, howevar, is awesome.
• Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a fag. Mossad are investigating.
• Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel. (moar like Ahmasecretjew, amirite?)
• His original Jew name was Sabourjian, which is Jew for 'Christ Puncher.'

“	No homo. In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this.	„
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Mahmoud Addresses the Masses

The Many Moods of Mahmoud

Cheeky Mahmoud Contemplative Mahmoud Content Mahmoud Constipated Mahmoud

Amused Mahmoud Sees Wut U Did Thar Mahmoud Happy Mahmoud Charming Mahmoud Surprised Mahmoud Seductive Mahmoud Confrontative Mahmoud "Bitch plz" Mahmoud Tickled Mahmoud Defensive Mahmoud Incredulous Mahmoud Authoritative Mahmoud Peaceful Mahmoud According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now. FGSFDS This gives me a hard on

See Also

• Why do you hate America?
• George Bush
• Iran
• Israel
• Bad Vlad

External Links

• Mahmoud's Blawg. Has a comment feature, so be sure to show your love.
• Mahmoud Fan Club.
• Almost martyred: [2]

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