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So, you think you've seen sparkledogs? You think you've had your eyes burned out due to excessive scene kids? You haven't until you've seen Agonydog. Even her emofaggy username couldn't prepare you for the horrors of her devianTART account. Enter at risk. Yep, you guessed it. Wemo preteen sparklefag who has never seen a real dog before. She is most likely colorblind and will rape your eyes with her painfully bright art, not to mention her godawful fursona. It's pretty obvious why that thing's called Agony... She herds in fans by favoriting every shitty cartoon dog she sees, who then proceed to kiss her ass with sugarcoated comments about how amazing she is and how sorry they feel for her, because you know, her life is completely shit just like everyone else's.

Contents 1 Her Language 2 So Called Art 3 Fursona 4 Her Loyal Fans 5 Future 6 External Links

Her Language

“	it's probably not a good start, but i'm feeling depressed today. shit happened at school that got me down, then hearing that panic at the disco broke up set me off into tears. god i'm so pathetic. x	„
— Typical whinefest from Agonydog.

Yes, the above quote is real, taken from her journal. Her rants include how horrible and unfair her parents are, how depressed she is, how she cannot access the internet 24/7 and how her favourite ttly hawt emo band just broke up.

“	urghhh this whole journal turned into a rant. i'm sorry, i'm just so depressing like that.	„
— Her journals always, ALWAYS end with an x. Or this.

That's bad enough, right? But oh wait, there's moar! She has not yet found the shift key and uses excessive emotes that make you want to claw your eyes out. She also dislikes big writing and will abuse < sub > tags.

So Called Art

It's true that the way she types is so painful she shouldn't be allowed on the internet, but the real reason she should go die now is her 'art'. Like most sparklefags, she does now know canine anatomy. At least the others took a good guess at it. Agonydog's so-called-canines don't even look like they belong on earth. Her typical dog consists of over 9000 colours, huge scene hair, bones sticking out everywhere, tiny legs and paws that should have snapped by now and gravity defying fluff. Generally a combined rape of Iceandsnow and Vanillakitsune anatomy. She also uses every layer effect and photoshop filter ever, just in case your eyes hadn't exploded yet. She uses blinding textures in every picture and tops it all off with a clashing, eye straining watermark. Like anyone would want to steal this shit.

I'm scared.	Eye-burn... so much eye-burn!	BAWWWW SO EMO	The hair... The... Hair.....
I never want to see anything blue in my life again.

Fursona

As a furry, Agonydog has her very own fursona who means everything to her. Possibly the worst gloomdog you have ever seen, 'Agony' is a sad excuse for a sparkle with accessories of all colours from head to tail (no rly) for extra eyeburn. Talk about being a wannabe (which she also claims to hate along with mainstream)...! Agony can also be seen as some kind of deformed human, which her fans all fap to. She most likely does this too in secret. You see, Agonydog is in love with her fursona, who "has a place in her heart lollll x".

The original ref.

She wants you to take her life

Surprise surprise, her people are even worse than her dogs.

Updated reference sheet, complete with textures and filters that make you want to gouge your eyes out! Also note the impossible hair and stuck on ears.

Her Loyal Fans

Because she is so amazing, Agonydog has a large fanbase of 12-16 year olds, all of which are wannabe sparkledog artists. Not only do they smother her with asskissing comments and sympathy (her parents are so terrible and her life sucks to no end!), they like to suck up with shitty fan art. Rumor has it that once you have drawn Agony, you go partially blind.

“	i also love fanart, lollll.	„
— Agonydog herself.

I'm glad it's cool to hate Agonydog.

Thank god there's no color.

FEEL THE AGONY. FEEL IT.

We think she should too.

Future

Even though she is 13, Agonydog is sure that "art" is her life, or rather, her escape from the treacherous reality of her horrid and sorrowful life. She hopes for an art career one day. Yeah, you heard. Note that she never jokes. Now to sit back and watch her BAWWW when the real world rejects her sparkleshit. We're waiting for the day when she realizes most people don't draw that dog crap seriously. Being thirteen is hard. Now go cry emo kid. :)

External Links

• her DA, now go flame the shit out of it.

	Agonydog is part of a series on DeviantART
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	Agonydog is part of a series on   Furfaggotry
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