Agoddessfinch
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Alias | Finch |
Crimes | Faggot, Hypocrite, Drama Whore |
Battlecry | HEY! LISTEN! |
Drama Level | Moderate Lulz |
AGoddessFinch is a TARTlet who is a hypocrite, drama llama, emo, and lolcow. She has at least 100,000 pageviews and believes in the old DevianTART misconception that popularity is equivalent to skill. Sharpening her artistic teeth the way most TARTlets do, she draws a bit of shitty animu fanart, but more often, writes shitty emo poetry.
Finch laid low until one day a fellow writer on dA, Lostindamnation [2] mentioned one of her extremely horrid poems having gotten on the front page of popular writing. Anyone not insane would see that the man (AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO CRITIQUED IT) was quite correct, considering he has a fucking degree in English and she's only a 15 year-old scene bitch. Said deviation can be found here. After having critiqued it, he returned to his life and she proceeded to go batshit insane.
After all, how could ANYONE critique when obviously she is ONE OF THE BEST!? We can only imagine what she did to the others who left a horde of truthful comments on this travesty of a poem.
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[edit] All aboard the Drama Train
Finchy can't handle critique, so when she saw what this horrid man had done to her precious little poem, she did the most mature thing and decided to throw a tantrum on Lost's journal (which is deleted now, for some reason). What survived of the drama was another mention in Lost's Journal, and a comment or two on his page (which remain unhidden because he isn't butthurt).
Lostindamnation has successfully avoided looking like an idiot whose fantards had been sicked on poor little Finch. It appears Lostindamnation wasn't the only TARTlet baffled by her front-page fiasco.
| —Show-no-Mercy-666, telling it like it is. |
| — Finchy, being insensitive. |
And that would have been the end of that, until Anon discovered what a massive hypocrite she is. A good example of this is when she ranted about people inserting conversations about them and their friends into their journals in order to be funny, then THE NEXT FUCKING DAY she posts this shit, rife with AIM convos between her and her nigger dyke best friend.
Not being one try and stop a moving drama train she continues to maturely write journals on how immature and silly the people attacking her are, instead of say, not caring and moving on, like Lostindamnation has. Also never the one to jump to conclusions, the people doing this to her are are 19 and Canadian, and have reset all of her passwords. Deciding to do actual work for once she did her 'homework' and figured out that:
Because figuring out publicly displayed information and using it to reset your password constitutes hacking.
After much trolling, including admitting her love for maple syrup and beastiality, she decided that hiding everyone's comments who were in anyway negative, and her responses to those comments, was the only way to convince everyone she wasn't a bitch. However, some tartlet, hereafter called "Captain Obvious", decided to post a picture of one of her hate-filled journals with the text, "THERES A REASON EVERYONE IN REAL LIFE HATES YOU, YOU FAKE HYPOCRITE. SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE. IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK WORSE" superimposed on it to a dA Club Deviantart Secret. Continuing with her campaign of maturity she decided to try and set the record straight about herself on issues such as how people who post stuff like this totally aren't worth her time and how she wants to be famous by way of drama:
| —Finch, Totally not an attention whore |
She was not alone in her defense of her drama whoring honor, her tartlet servitors were also there to shed the light on things subjects such as how her dA watchers equals friends.
Now realizing that people can actually see her hypocrisy but merely reading her journals, she's started deleting the offending posts, which will no doubt lead to her deleting fucking everything and quitting dA forever.
[edit] LOL I TOTALLY HAET SCENE KIDS!
Despite sporting several different hair colors all at once, a choppy mop, and stupid shit painted on her face, Finchy has declared her hatred of emo and scene kids more than once. In her journal, even in her writing, she has spread her message of hate throughout the tubes despite her obviously belonging to this culture herself. What is most unfortunate for her hypocritical emo ass is, unlike a real journal, this one is public, so we can see her one day talk about carving someone's name into her skin and another day calling someone out for telling people they want to cut themselves. However, not to be shown up by herself, after gaining a few levels in emofaggotry, she upgraded to trying to kill herself.
Finchy is a big fan of MCR and writes fanfaction about Gerard fucking Way and wishes to RP Gerard taking it up the ass. She's written an essay of some sort on how much she fucking HATES emos and scene kids. The essay itself is fucking long. TL;DR: I HATE MYSELF.
[edit] DeviantDIVA
Her contact info is as follows:
Email: AGoddessFinch@aim.com
AIM: Suga Jack Me Off
MSN: FinchMarianaMorales@aim.com
Yahoo:OhEmGerardWay
The email for her myspace account is AGoddessFinch@aim.com, so feel free to add her!
As far as her little buddies go, there's chikchiky200 (aim s/n), some nigger dyke named Alex who Finchy calls "Brown Bear".
Deadmanscrescendo, an lesbian.
Miss Delirium the cunt dating Deadmanscrescendo.
CoCa84 is her girlfriend, Hayley, who doesn't even LIVE in the same state as Finch. Hayley lives in New Jersey and they haven't even met IRL.
[edit] A History of Attention Whoring
| —Finch, I don't want attention |
While claiming to be a mature individual and totally not a drama whore, a vast majority of her journals involve vague death threats, never revealing the person who she is attacking, because she is too much of a pussy to verbally attack people irl. This is intersperced with directed hatred, when she gets bold enough to attack people on the internets, being gay for frerard and Gaara, hating on other attention whores and other general faggotry.
[edit] MOAR DRAMA
Chances are as soon as Finchy or her henchmen find this article, all these lulzy things will be deleted. Any additional lulz is appreciated.
CAP THAT SHIT! Oh shit they've found us! INCOMING LULZ!! They seem to be trying to ignore us, but not to worry, like any lolcow she'll induce moar drama. She's in a high school, same sex relationship for fucks sake, they'll break up within a year. OH LOL THEY DID. Moar drama ensued, her faggot girlfriend dumped her and Finchy is now dating an emo fag that stands in the hallways crying his eyeliner covered eyes out.
Nevermind, she deleted the suicide journal.
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