Agent Smith
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Agent Smith was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of faggotry known as The Matrix. In a surprising twist, it turns out that Agent Smith is real and is safeguarding your internets from the likes of EDiots, /b/tards, and Neo, but not 16 year old girls, pedophiles, or Melmo, the last of which he avoids entirely because Agent Smith has already been raped by a black person, named Morpheus.
Not to be confused with Michael Argent Smith.
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Interesting facts
He demands moar
He is really Megatron
He is cosplays as Elrond
He can divide by zero. OH SHI-
When he says the word Neo more than once a year, the universe kills itself.
He would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.
He wears slick glasses to prevennt his laz0r eyes from destroying the Earth.
He can not kill Anonymous.
He is Anonymous.
Agent Smith's Caseload
Agent Smith on Krautchan
Agent Smith is also a funny forced meme on Krautchan and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) repeated ad infinitum.
See Also
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