Advice Dog/Variations
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Apathy Dog
Apathy Dog is the fucked up cousin of the Advice Dog. Apathy Dog is a failure because /b/tards have no grasp of the English language, and failing to understand the difference between apathy and being emo, created a sniveling faggot Prozac Pooch (or Emo Dog).
In Apathy Dog's defense, it actually requires a touch of creativity. To reach a finished product, you must add captions to the Oh Exploitable macro in the time honored tradition of /b/ by firing up MS Paint (or sticking it in ROFLbot) instead of lazily using the Advice Dog generator with all its limits. This is especially true when an Advice Dog macro is juxtaposed with an Apathy Dog macro to form a single macro; this is the first sign of original content in months.
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Courage Wolf
Courage Wolf is a source of inspiration and hope for /b/tards. It's still unlikely that they will ever see sunlight, just try and prove me wrong.
Courage Wolf has recently driven the creation of some relatively epic threads, catapulting his popularity to advice-dog levels - and perhaps beyond. It is theorized that he holds a particular appeal to /b/tards, as he has the ability to temporarily lift them out of the depression surrounding the endless and unavoidable pointlessness of their completely unproductive "lives". He also represents their anger, which every /b/tard of course has in limitless - albeit impotent - supply.
On April 11th 2009, Courage Wolf became more popular than Advice Dog himself.
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Insanity Wolf
Insanity Wolf is Courage Wolf's insane brother, he likes to kill and rape and is completely and fully BATSHIT INSANE.
Of all the advice dog variations, Insanity Wolf is one of the least fail.
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Politically Neutral Dog
POLITICALLY NEUTRAL DOG IS A FAGGOT. THERE IS NO NEED TO DISCUSS HIS TOW STYLE PHRASES.
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Racist Dog
Racist dog is a victim from the Ron Mexico dog fighting scandal. After being tortured by Vick, Racist dog grew a hatred for all blacks. This hatred later spread to all races. Like all other Advice Dog bitch spawn, it is fail personified.
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Advice Chihuahua
Advice Chihuahua is a new meme created by an anonymous user on FanArt Central. Basically the same as Advice Dog, Advice Chihuahua does the same thing pretty much....sometimes in Spanish!
Though in reality, he doesn't really offer any good advice. He just likes to throw vulgar insults at people for lulz (Advice Chihuahua should be used for trolling).
Please note Advice Chihuahua is a sarcastic Mexican bastard who is arrogantly proud of his home country.
Also, everyone hates him.
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Wisdom Cat
Not nearly as well-established as Advice Dog, Wisdom Cat is the antithesis to the former. Created when one Anon just wouldn't fucking conform and wanted to be different, Advice Cat only offers reliable, helpful advice to netizens. For this reason, and for its indirect support of an unfunny forced meme, it is made of fail and nobody uses it. Also known as Advice Cat.
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Advice Chink
During one of 4chan's many pilgrimages to the homeland of 2chan.net, yet another annoying macro popped up to be added to the "Advice" series. During these visits to 2chan, the channers will attempt to get in touch with their weeaboo roots and bring back pictures from their travels to Weeabooland. On one such journey in August 2008, Anon stumbled across an image of a squinting Azn man set against a brightly colored background. Sound familiar? Well, it didn't take long for /b/ to associate the image with an already established meme and fire up the INTERNET PAINT MACHINE to make moar pics. And thus, Advice Chink (Also known as Advice Asian) was born.
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Advice Retard
Another new spin-off to Advice Dog is Advice Retard (also called Advice Newfag). It gives retarded advice, or depicts a newfag.
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Derogatory Duck
Probably the worst spin-off of Advice Dog is Derogatory Duck. It utters insults directed at random anons, however it is mostly made of fail and wrong.
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Good Advice Dog
Late at night on September 30th, 2008, Advice Dog's little brother came across /b/. In an attempt to save his family name, he began a crusade of sorta forced meme, sorta original content, all fail.
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Depression Dog
Apathetically crawling onto the board 1st of January 2009, what was otherwise the most forced variant of the XYZdog saga quickly became popular, playing in part from the epic effort from the OP (who clocked over half of the images submitted in the first thread) and how every single one of these miserable things really tugs the heart strings of the common /b/tard. The odd and not at all depressed looking dog in the picture is actually Staredog - an older meme from a shitty week or so on /b/. Until this Jew fucktard made a necro meme from it, it was never actually funny. Oh, wait, it still isn't.
A "good" Depression Dog is made by using the given template and putting text above the head with the beginning of a situation (invariably a socializing exercise) and culminating at the bottom with a result that is less than pleasing and objectively resulting in depression.
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Youth Mentor Bear
Of course it wouldn't be a proper 4chan meme if it didn't contain a healthy dose of pedophilia. Presenting: Youth Mentor Bear.
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Logical Puppy
Logical puppy provides advice that always has logic. He always says intelligent things. Logical puppy always refutes Advice Dog's statements.
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Patriotic Eagle
Patriotic Eagle provides a pillar of hope to all the /b/tards, especially the foreign ones.
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Rorschach
With the popularity of the film Watchmen, fanboys on /b/ /co/ got excited enough to create shitty Advice Dog variations of the character Rorschach, a mysterious guy with a fucked-up face.
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ADVICE PSYCHO
I'm going to FUCKIN' kick your FUCKIN' ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?
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Creepy Sean
This man was charged on several accounts for stalking and harrassing a young college student. Eventually there was a lawsuit and restraining order put into effect.
This is an actual picture where he photoshopped a picture of his face on top of her boyfriends face and sent it to her. Eventually she was fed up with all the comotion.
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Pokédads, Poképarents or Pokésiblings
Probably the least funny and most newfag-oriented variation of these Forced memes that apparently originated in /rk9/. Newfags have spent countless hours naming and creating these unfunny pictures and fill threads with them on /b/ every goddamn day. If you are a newfag, and you actually think these are funny, here is what your 12 year old cohorts have decided:
- Blastoise: Perfect dad.
- Charizard: Abusive/Strict dad.
- Venasaur: Loud/embarrassing unemployed dad.
- Psyduck: Paranoid dad.
- Lickitung: Incest dad.
- Ninetails: Incestuous mom.
- Vulpsis: Ninetail's sexually inexperienced daughter
- Gloom: Disaffectionate/Valium mom.
- Farfetch'd: Christian dad.
- Golem: Vietnam vet.
- Dragonite: Noteworthy for making /b/tards cry like fucking girls. The parent that wants to spend time with his son but is rejected/ignored.
- Gengar: Bad influence stranger.
- Seaking: Newfag's wet dream.
- Pikachu: Fun dad.
- Nidoqueen: Bitchy mom.
- Oddish: Wise dad.
- Voltorb: Asshole brother.
- Slowpoke: Slow dad.
- Koffing: Angry stepdad.
- Honchkrow: The Godfather.
- Missingno: Retarded dad.
- Meowth: silly/funny uncle
- Jynx: The nigger mom
- Probopass: The jewish dad
- Sudowoodo: Stepdad that wants to be friends.
- Porygon: Techno geek dad.
- Nidoking: Metal dad
- Gardevoir: Wuss mom
- Ludicolo: Mexican dad
- Bellsprout: Stoner dad
- Entei: Grandfather
- Exploud: Billy Mays
- Arbok: Teenager
- Happiny: Little sister
- Shedinja: Emotionless dad
- Haunter: Sinner basically
- Mewtwo: Dad who just got out of prison
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Advice Nigger
He's the nigger advice giver.
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Philosoraptor
Does one need advice? Consult the cousin of Raptor Jesus.
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Advice Dawg
Advice Dawg has been appearing every now and then recently and is obviously a mixture of Advice dog and Xzibit.
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Goron Proverbs
"Goron Proverbs" was started in /v/ and quickly descended into nothing. However, a few lulz were garnered. Goron Proverbs usually indicate useless or impractical knowledge, or stuff you already knew.
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Unfunny Gerrard
"Unfunny Gerrard" originated on /b/ in a failed attempt to produce lulz. It, such as every other variation of Advice Dog was an epic fail.
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Ganja Yoda
"Ganja Yoda" showed up on /b/ on the 1st of March. It's basically a stoned Yoda saying random stoner-related quotes. The opinions of /b/ are divided on this one - most stonerfags consider Ganja Yoda to be a epic win, and get the lulz. Others consider it an epic fail.
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Old Advice Dog
"Old Advice Dog" was created last thursday on 4chan's /b/. It is an older version of the advice dog puppy meant to give good advice that only aged individuals could teach.
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Advice troll
Based off of the meme Trollface, Advice troll is the only decent thing that has come from these shitty variations. Unfortunately his advice is no better for you...
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Choice Tapir
Choice Tapir’s cause is simple. You choose.
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Renamon's Philosophy
When there ain't a single anthropomorphic dinosaur cock around, or even some tentacle monster nearby, This Anthropomorphic Ninja Fox is actually able to say clever things, but the necessity of raising Renamon at the range of meme is prone to debates.
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Advice Rick
A horrible mutilation between Advice Dog and Rick Roll. Recently new, he was conceived on FanArt Central. There are several templates for Advice Rick, so choose wisely.
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Advice Borat & Azamat
Advice Borat and his homie Advice Azamat come from their great country of Kazakhstan to offer advices to the peoples of the U.S. & A. A very much grrrrreat success!
(Disclaimer: Advice Borat is just for LULz)
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Fap Dog
Fap Dog is a horrible Forced Meme. When looking at the dog it forces you to fap over 9000 times while giving you advice about fapping. Oldfags raged this Forced Meme was created. The owner of the dog wanted it to become a meme of Advice Dog but fapdog still sucks.
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Advice Bitch
Advice Bitch is a Forced Meme that was probably created by a cumdumpster who secretly snuck out of the kitchen. Though it has been praised by newfags, oldfags rage at the very mention of it. It should be noted that bumping a topic with it has been banned in Over 9000 countries and may result in your execution.
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Spoiler Dog
Spoiler dog spoils stuff. Although having some potential, it's damn unfunny. It's best used as a trolling technique because it spoils shit for people AND pisses the hell out of oldfags.
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Remorse Dog
Remorse Dog -- also known as "Sorry Dog", "Low Self-Esteem Dog", "Regret Dog" -- was conceived by an anonymous member on FanArt Central one day for lulz, but failed epically.
Remorse Dog is a dachshund whose cousins are Apathy Dog and Depression Dog. Similar in nature, Remorse Dog usually feels sorry for himself and usually regrets things in his past he has done.
Remorse Dog may have potential, but as a new variation only time will tell.
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Advice Japan
Advice japan is basically, just what is sounds like. It's the latest, greatest, gayest, meme to clog /b/. It ridicules Japan, and Japanese culture, and war crimes.
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Beastiality Boy
Beastiality boy is on a level of Forced Meme like no other Advice Dog variation. It came about sometime in March 2009 when a poor misguided faggot came on /b/ looking for help because his RL "friends" were making fun of him and making furry claims about him, which he found unjust.
Suddenly, some faggot has this boys face pasted onto the advice dog generator (they didn't even change the background colors!) with even more bestiality claims, shoving this forced meme down /b/'s throat like a Milhouse on steroids.
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Sex Ed Sue
An epic fail to the Advice Dog Variation scene. Sex Education Sue does the same thing she does IRL on the Talk Sex With Sue Johanson show -- give sex advice. BTW Sex Ed Sue is Canadian, so don't take her seriously.
Does one need help about the concept of intercourse?
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Advice Colin Mochrie
A failed attempt to make Canadian improv comedian from the show, Whose Line is it Anyway? an Advice Dog Variation. What he has to say may be humorous, but at times, like all Canadians, fails at LULz.
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MySpace Boy
It was unknown why MySpace Boy was created, but he is damn unfunny.
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Advice Faggot
Advice Faggot was created by an anonymous user on FanArt Central. He is based upon a user there named BlackZero6 (formerly Megadave), who claims he has an online girlfriend but yet tends to spread his faggotry everywhere.
He is also a MegaMan fantard.
Advice Faggot was created for lulz. He is also known as "Advice Gay", "Advice Queer", "Advice Homo", or simply, "Advice Assfucker".
You can find his devianTART here. http://gamerdave4.deviantart.com/
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Advice Kamina
Kamina is the epitome of GAR.
Advice Kamina was created to try to convert Gurren Lagann fapboys into decent citizens.
Advice Kamina is rumoured to be Courage Wolf's human form.
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High Five Harrison
Also known as Advice Bunny.
Portrays the awesome friend figure who is both shocked and amazed at anything, no matter how socially unacceptable it cares to be, and of course, HIGH FIVEEE's you for it.
He is also known to like bacon and dislikes cupcakes. He takes the form of Advice Bunny when he puts on bunny ears because he is cool.
HA HA HE REALLY FAILS THERE. QUITE UNFUNNY INDEED.
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Socially Awkward Penguin
Sometimes known as Awkward Situation Penguin. A relatively new spin-off. Socially Awkward Penguin can be rarely lulz-y, but most of the time either somewhat funny or unfunny. It's popularity is slowly rising, and he has surpassed Depression Dog and Insanity Wolf.
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Technologically Impaired Duck
Like Socially Awkward Penguin, Technologically Impaired Duck is a relatively new spin-off which can be mildly lulzy to most /b/tards, as it relates to the two things they know best: the Internets and stupid. Most of the time though it's unfunny due to the fact that it is a spin-off of Advice Dog and therefore cancer.
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Advice Rybak
A crappy spin off made of fail, but no one cares, as this is rarely seen.
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Carnegie Crow
Also known as Rich Raven, this is a relatively new meme that is, at the time, in the lower stages of popularity.
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Foul Bachelor Frog
Aka Unsanitary Frog and Foul Frog. Yet another sad spinoff meme, newfags Your Mom seems to love it.
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Advice Aeralik
Aeralik was a whiny EverQuest II developer who was known to have sex with players at conventions, e-castrating every other class in the game, and calling everything gay. He quit in November 2009.
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Advice Cripples
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Horny Pug
Some random fucking dog who managed to stay up on 4chan for almost an hour because any random nasty line can be applied to it.
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Denial Bible
This variation is less full of failure than many of the others, as it exposes many of the problems with religion, whilst at the sametime trolling butthurt Christians.
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The mongoose to the Denial Bible's snake.
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Success Kid
Poking his shota face on /b/ in the middle of June 2009, Success Kid stands as one of the most unfunny things to spawn from the Advice Dog craze alongside Socially Awkward Penguin and Courage wolf. Success Kid images are most often succesful and hilarious. A good image features a description of great success, a rarity as most /b/tards are lonely fucks who will never experience any true success and so they live vicariously through a four year-old kid. What a cool guy.
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Foresight FOB
Arriving on /b/ in early September 2009, Foresight FOB is a better deviation of advice chink. Apparently a forced meme, it sucks major balls. However, this is possibly the best thing to have ever come to /b/. Images tend to usually find humor in their racist nature often focusing on the central themes of SAT and eating dogs.
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Master Coon
Started in the personal forum Happy House at GameTZ.com[5]. To put it simply a Halloween costume idea becomes an overused meme. Master Coon gives advice to aspiring raccoon recruits in an effort to ready them for combat.
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Advice Cardinal/Sports Mascots
Due to the lolfest of the 2008-2009 NFL season some /sp/artan made a shittier version of Advice Dog based on the Arizona Cardinals who fluked their way to the Superbowl by not running the ball.
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See Also
- Advice Dog
- Buy a dog
- Colorbar
- PROTIP
- Make your own shitty variation and spread the cancer all around the internet
