Advice Dog/Variations

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<Advice Dog

 
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This is just another iteration of the same bullshit that features a person or animal in the center, some faggity kaleidoscope design with different colors or different shades of color, and a line of words at the top and a line of words at the bottom. This is not new or original in the slightest. Every since Advice Dog popped into the scene, this shit just spread like wildfire. None of this shit is worth saving, and anyone who perpetuates this garbage needs to die.
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— Anon speaks the truth

Take a deep breath. Fuck.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
Typical creator of these variations.
The smartest thing Advice Dog has ever said

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Apathy Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Apathy-Dog

Apathy Dog is the fucked up cousin of the Advice Dog. Apathy Dog is a failure because /b/tards have no grasp of the English language, and failing to understand the difference between apathy and being emo, created a sniveling faggot Prozac Pooch (or Emo Dog).

In Apathy Dog's defense, it actually requires a touch of creativity. To reach a finished product, you must add captions to the Oh Exploitable macro in the time honored tradition of /b/ by firing up MS Paint (or sticking it in ROFLbot) instead of lazily using the Advice Dog generator with all its limits. This is especially true when an Advice Dog macro is juxtaposed with an Apathy Dog macro to form a single macro; this is the first sign of original content in months. In addition, Apathy Dog, when done right, is often painfully funny and even poignant.


Apathy Dog

Oh, cancerous!

Doing it wrong, you fucking grammar-challenged retards! sarcasm isn't for everyone

Doing it right.

Original Apathy Dog

Doing it right.

REALLY doing it right.

Milhouse

Courage Wolf

http://memegenerator.net/Courage-Wolf

Courage Wolf is a source of inspiration and hope for /b/tards. It's still unlikely that they will ever see sunlight, just try and prove me wrong.

Courage Wolf has recently driven the creation of some relatively epic threads, catapulting his popularity to advice-dog levels - and perhaps beyond. It is theorized that he holds a particular appeal to /b/tards, as he has the ability to temporarily lift them out of the depression surrounding the endless and unavoidable pointlessness of their completely unproductive "lives". He also represents their anger, which every /b/tard of course has in limitless - albeit impotent - supply.

On April 11th 2009, Courage Wolf became more popular than Advice Dog himself.


Courage Wolf Gallery

OH EXPLOITABLE

Ver. 2.0

DO IT FAGGOT

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Moar Gurren Lagann /a/ faggotry

The sad reality of it all

Insanity Wolf

http://memegenerator.net/Insanity-Wolf

Insanity Wolf is Courage Wolf's insane brother, he likes to kill and rape and is completely and fully BATSHIT INSANE.

Of all the advice dog variations, Insanity Wolf is one of the least fail.

Insanity Wolf on YouTube[1]


Insanity Wolf's Gallery

OH EXPLOITABLE

Ver. 2.0

Politically Neutral Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Politically-Neutral-Dog

POLITICALLY NEUTRAL DOG IS A FAGGOT. THERE IS NO NEED TO DISCUSS HIS TOW STYLE PHRASES.


Politically Neutral Dog

OH EXPLOITABLE

Racist Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Racist-Dog

Racist dog is a victim from the Ron Mexico dog fighting scandal. After being tortured by Vick, Racist dog grew a hatred for all blacks. This hatred later spread to all races. Like all other Advice Dog bitch spawn, it is fail personified.


Racist Dog

Racist dog template.

No race is sacred.

Advice Chihuahua

http://memegenerator.net/Consejo-Chihuahua

Advice Chihuahua is a new meme created by an anonymous user on FanArt Central. Basically the same as Advice Dog, Advice Chihuahua does the same thing pretty much....sometimes in Spanish!

Though in reality, he doesn't really offer any good advice. He just likes to throw vulgar insults at people for lulz (Advice Chihuahua should be used for trolling).

Please note Advice Chihuahua is a sarcastic Mexican bastard who is arrogantly proud of his home country.

Also, everyone hates him.


Advice Chihuahua

Advice Chihuahua template.

Advice Chihuahua sings the Mejican Anthemo Nationalio.

"What the hell is this shit?"

"It's very good, my friend."

"Have sex with me now, bitch!"

"Masturbate for fun."

Advice Chihuahua supports Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Original Advice Chihuahua without background

Wisdom Cat

http://memegenerator.net/Wisdom-Cat

Not nearly as well-established as Advice Dog, Wisdom Cat is the antithesis to the former. Created when one Anon just wouldn't fucking conform and wanted to be different, Advice Cat only offers reliable, helpful advice to netizens. For this reason, and for its indirect support of an unfunny forced meme, it is made of fail and nobody uses it. Also known as Advice Cat.


Wisdom Cat

Wisdom Cat template.

Wisdom Cat screencap

Advice Chink

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Chink

During one of 4chan's many pilgrimages to the homeland of 2chan.net, yet another annoying macro popped up to be added to the "Advice" series. During these visits to 2chan, the channers will attempt to get in touch with their weeaboo roots and bring back pictures from their travels to Weeabooland. On one such journey in August 2008, Anon stumbled across an image of a squinting Azn man set against a brightly colored background. Sound familiar? Well, it didn't take long for /b/ to associate the image with an already established meme and fire up the INTERNET PAINT MACHINE to make moar pics. And thus, Advice Chink (Also known as Advice Asian) was born.


Advice Chink

The original find.

Without the background.

Screencap of the original post.

Advice Retard

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Retard

Another new spin-off to Advice Dog is Advice Retard (also called Advice Newfag). It gives retarded advice, or depicts a newfag.


Advice Retard

Oh exploitable!

The original post.

Moralfags

Lamp

Do a barrel roll.

Wapanese

Doing it right.

Derogatory Duck

http://memegenerator.net/Derogatory-Duck

Probably the worst spin-off of Advice Dog is Derogatory Duck. It utters insults directed at random anons, however it is mostly made of fail and wrong.


Derogatory Duck

Oh exploitable!

Good Advice Dog

Late at night on September 30th, 2008, Advice Dog's little brother came across /b/. In an attempt to save his family name, he began a crusade of sorta forced meme, sorta original content, all fail.


Good Advice dog gallery

Depression Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Depression-Dog

Apathetically crawling onto the board 1st of January 2009, what was otherwise the most forced variant of the XYZdog saga quickly became popular, playing in part from the epic effort from the OP (who clocked over half of the images submitted in the first thread) and how every single one of these miserable things really tugs the heart strings of the common /b/tard. The odd and not at all depressed looking dog in the picture is actually Staredog - an older meme from a shitty week or so on /b/. Until this Jew fucktard made a necro meme from it, it was never actually funny. Oh, wait, it still isn't.

A "good" Depression Dog is made by using the given template and putting text above the head with the beginning of a situation (invariably a socializing exercise) and culminating at the bottom with a result that is less than pleasing and objectively resulting in depression.



Depression Dog's Gallery of BAWW

OH EXPLOITABLE

You just stopped smiling.

Youth Mentor Bear

http://memegenerator.net/Youth-Mentor-Bear

Of course it wouldn't be a proper 4chan meme if it didn't contain a healthy dose of pedophilia. Presenting: Youth Mentor Bear.


Youth Mentor Bear Gallery

OH EXPLOITABLE

Do as he says and a jolly good time shall be had by all.

You never know, she might've shaved. And have a very small stature.

Yeah Mitchell, whatever.

I want change. Bring Daddy back change.

USB Line

AWWRIGHTTT!!!

Logical Puppy

http://memegenerator.net/Logical-Puppy

Logical puppy provides advice that always has logic. He always says intelligent things. Logical puppy always refutes Advice Dog's statements.

OH EXPLOITABLE

Patriotic Eagle

http://memegenerator.net/Patriotic-Eagle

Patriotic Eagle provides a pillar of hope to all the /b/tards, especially the foreign ones.

OH EXPLOITABLE

this one doesn't make sense, but who gives a shit, you wanna fight about it? CAKE SONG SHITFUCK

Rorschach

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Rorschach

With the popularity of the film Watchmen, fanboys on /b/ /co/ got excited enough to create shitty Advice Dog variations of the character Rorschach, a mysterious guy with a fucked-up face.


Rorschach

Exploitable

ADVICE PSYCHO

http://memegenerator.net/ADVICE-PSYCHO

I'm going to FUCKIN' kick your FUCKIN' ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?


EXCITABLE BALE GALLERY

Original faggotry

It's hip to be square

Oh Exploitable

Creepy Sean

This man was charged on several accounts for stalking and harassing a young college student. Eventually there was a lawsuit and restraining order put into effect.

This is an actual picture where he photoshopped a picture of his face on top of her boyfriend's face and sent it to her. Eventually she was fed up with all the commotion.

Actual girl he harassed.


Creepy sean

Pokédads, Poképarents or Pokésiblings

http://memegenerator.net/Blastoise

http://memegenerator.net/Charizard

http://memegenerator.net/Venasaur

http://memegenerator.net/Conspiracy-Psyduck

http://memegenerator.net/Lickitung

http://memegenerator.net/Missingno

http://memegenerator.net/Exploud

http://memegenerator.net/Haunter

Probably the least funny and most newfag-oriented variation of these Forced memes that apparently originated in /rk9/. Newfags have spent countless hours naming and creating these unfunny pictures and fill threads with them on /b/ every goddamn day. If you are a newfag, and you actually think these are funny, here is what your 12 year old cohorts have decided:


  • Blastoise: Perfect dad.
  • Charizard: Abusive/Strict dad.
  • Venasaur: Loud/embarrassing unemployed dad.
  • Psyduck: Paranoid dad.
  • Lickitung: Incest dad.
  • Ninetails: Incestuous mom.
  • Vulpsis: Ninetail's sexually inexperienced daughter
  • Gloom: Disaffectionate/Valium mom.
  • Farfetch'd: Christian dad.
  • Golem: Vietnam vet.
  • Dragonite: Noteworthy for making /b/tards cry like fucking girls. The parent that wants to spend time with his son but is rejected/ignored.
  • Gengar: Bad influence stranger.
  • Seaking: Newfag's wet dream.
  • Pikachu: Fun dad.
  • Nidoqueen: Bitchy mom.
  • Oddish: Wise dad.
  • Voltorb: Asshole brother.
  • Slowpoke: Slow dad.
  • Koffing: Angry stepdad.
  • Honchkrow: The Godfather.
  • Missingno: Retarded dad.
  • Meowth: silly/funny uncle
  • Jynx: The nigger mom
  • Probopass: The jewish dad
  • Sudowoodo: Stepdad that wants to be friends.
  • Porygon: Techno geek dad.
  • Nidoking: Metal dad
  • Gardevoir: Wuss mom
  • Ludicolo: Mexican dad
  • Bellsprout: Stoner dad
  • Entei: Grandfather
  • Exploud: Billy Mays
  • Arbok: Teenager
  • Happiny: Little sister
  • Shedinja: Emotionless dad
  • Haunter: Sinner basically
  • Mewtwo: Dad who just got out of prison



Pokedad Gallery

template

template

so, am i not grounded?

FORCED MEME FUCK YEAH!

Advice Nigger

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Nigger

He's the nigger advice giver.

OH EXPLOITABLE

Listen to the nigger.

DO IT FAGGOT

Exploitable

Philosoraptor

http://memegenerator.net/Philosoraptor

Does one need advice? Consult the cousin of Raptor Jesus.


Philosoraptor Gallery

OH EXPLOITABLE

Advice Dawg

http://memegenerator.net/Yo-Dawg

Advice Dawg has been appearing every now and then recently and is obviously a mixture of Advice dog and Xzibit.


Advice Dawg

Exploitable

Advice Dawg in action.

Goron Proverbs

http://memegenerator.net/Goron-Proverbs

"Goron Proverbs" was started in /v/ and quickly descended into nothing. However, a few lulz were garnered. Goron Proverbs usually indicate useless or impractical knowledge, or stuff you already knew.


Goron Proverbs

Unfunny Gerrard

http://memegenerator.net/Unfunny-Gerrard

"Unfunny Gerrard" originated on /b/ in a failed attempt to produce lulz. It, such as every other variation of Advice Dog was an epic fail.


Unfunny Gerard

OH EXPLOITABLE

We all agree.

Ganja Yoda

http://memegenerator.net/Ganja-Yoda

"Ganja Yoda" showed up on /b/ on the 1st of March. It's basically a stoned Yoda saying random stoner-related quotes. The opinions of /b/ are divided on this one - most stonerfags consider Ganja Yoda to be a epic win, and get the lulz. Others consider it an epic fail.


Ganja Yoda

MAY BE EXPLOITABLE

Old Advice Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Old-Advice-Dog

"Old Advice Dog" was created last thursday on 4chan's /b/. It is an older version of the advice dog puppy meant to give good advice that only aged individuals could teach.


Old Advice Dog

Good Advice. If only those silly newfags would pay attention.

Seems like someone has experienced trolling in their days.

Lie!

Too little, too late

He makes O'Rielly look like a bitch liberal.

Advice Troll

http://memegenerator.net/Troll-face

Based off of the meme Trollface, Advice troll is the only decent thing that has come from these shitty variations. Unfortunately his advice is no better for you...


Advice troll

Advice troll template.

Choice Tapir

Choice Tapir’s cause is simple. You choose.

Choice Tapir template.

Gehehehe... Okay, it's not that funny.

Renamon's Philosophy

http://memegenerator.net/Renamon

When there ain't a single anthropomorphic dinosaur cock around, or even some tentacle monster nearby, This Anthropomorphic Ninja Fox is actually able to say clever things, but the necessity of raising Renamon at the range of meme is prone to debates.


Renamon

oh exploitable!

Digimon? Digital Monitor? what is she talking about?

Renamon was actually created for the sole purpose of Rule#34

[Freud] would had some word about this one...

point.

Ebay : rated $94,870,000 and Furbuy : $ 186,270,000; while the net benefits and revenues generated by TOEI's Digimon franchise did never exceed $16,000,000.

Oh, cut it!

Advice Rick

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Rick

A horrible mutilation between Advice Dog and Rick Roll. Recently new, he was conceived on FanArt Central. There are several templates for Advice Rick, so choose wisely.


Advice Rick

Basic Advice Rick template

Amused/Bored Advice Rick template

Confused/Surprised Advice Rick template

Disgusted/I CAME Advice Rick template

Happy/LOL Advice Rick template

Gay Advice Rick template

Epic win Advice Rick template

Serious Advice Rick template

Advice Rick is never gonna give you up or let you down.

Advice Rick is a total fag.

Advice Borat & Azamat

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Borat

Advice Borat and his homie Advice Azamat come from their great country of Kazakhstan to offer advices to the peoples of the U.S. & A. A very much grrrrreat success!

(Disclaimer: Advice Borat is just for LULz)


Advice Borat & Azamat

Advice Borat template

Advice Azamat template

Fap Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Fap-Dog

Fap Dog is a horrible Forced Meme. When looking at the dog it forces you to fap over 9000 times while giving you advice about fapping. Oldfags raged this Forced Meme was created. The owner of the dog wanted it to become a meme of Advice Dog but fapdog still sucks.


Fap Dog

Fap Dog original

Fap Dog creation

OH EXPLOITABLE

Advice Bitch

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Bitch

Advice Bitch is a Forced Meme that was probably created by a cumdumpster who secretly snuck out of the kitchen. Though it has been praised by newfags, oldfags rage at the very mention of it. It should be noted that bumping a topic with it has been banned in Over 9000 countries and may result in your execution.


Advice Bitch

Template

The first ever Advice Bitch

Template, with a twist

Advice bitch being a Cocktease. May result in raep.

The result of Advice Bitch passing her AIDS to Courage Wolf.

A True story as demonstrated by History.

Spoiler Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Spoiler-Dog

Spoiler dog spoils stuff. Although having some potential, it's damn unfunny. It's best used as a trolling technique because it spoils shit for people AND pisses the hell out of oldfags.


Spoiler Dog

Exploitable

one of the original posts

Remorse Dog

http://memegenerator.net/Remorse-Dog

Remorse Dog -- also known as "Sorry Dog", "Low Self-Esteem Dog", "Regret Dog" -- was conceived by an anonymous member on FanArt Central one day for lulz, but failed epically.

Remorse Dog is a dachshund whose cousins are Apathy Dog and Depression Dog. Similar in nature, Remorse Dog usually feels sorry for himself and usually regrets things in his past he has done.

Remorse Dog may have potential, but as a new variation only time will tell.


Remorse Dog

Exploitable

Original Remorse Dog

Advice Japan

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Japan

Advice japan is basically, just what is sounds like. It's the latest, greatest, gayest, meme to clog /b/. It ridicules Japan, and Japanese culture, and war crimes.


Advice Japan


Beastiality Boy

http://memegenerator.net/Beastiality-Boy

Beastiality boy is on a level of Forced Meme like no other Advice Dog variation. It came about sometime in March 2009 when a poor misguided faggot came on /b/ looking for help because his RL "friends" were making fun of him and making furry claims about him, which he found unjust.

Suddenly, some faggot has this boys face pasted onto the advice dog generator (they didn't even change the background colors!) with even more bestiality claims, shoving this forced meme down /b/'s throat like a Milhouse on steroids.


Bestiality Boy

Forced Meme much?

The original thread. Some faggot bastard took his screenname, looked it up and stuck his face onto a meme.

Sex Ed Sue

http://memegenerator.net/Sex-Ed-Sue

An epic fail to the Advice Dog Variation scene. Sex Education Sue does the same thing she does IRL on the Talk Sex With Sue Johanson show -- give sex advice. BTW Sex Ed Sue is Canadian, so don't take her seriously.

Does one need help about the concept of intercourse?


Sex Ed Sue

Exploitable

Advice Colin Mochrie

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Colin-Mochrie

A failed attempt to make Canadian improv comedian from the show, Whose Line is it Anyway? an Advice Dog Variation. What he has to say may be humorous, but at times, like all Canadians, fails at LULz.


Advice Colin

Exploitable

Canadians are racist

Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are NOT gay

Oh, those Canadians!

Canadian version of the phrase, tl;dr

Fact: Colin Mochrie is an IRL troll

MySpace Boy

http://memegenerator.net/MySpace-Boy

It was unknown why MySpace Boy was created, but he is damn unfunny.


MySpace Boy

Exploitable

Indeed.

NO U

Original MySpace Boy

Advice Faggot

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Faggot

Advice Faggot was created by an anonymous user on FanArt Central. He is based upon a user there named BlackZero6 (formerly Megadave), who claims he has an online girlfriend but yet tends to spread his faggotry everywhere.

He is also a MegaMan fantard.

Advice Faggot was created for lulz. He is also known as "Advice Gay", "Advice Queer", "Advice Homo", or simply, "Advice Assfucker".

You can find his devianTART here. http://gamerdave4.deviantart.com/


Advice Faggot

Exploitable

Original Advice Faggot

More Advice Faggot

MY EYES

Advice Faggot's real dick.

Advice Kamina

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Kamina

Kamina is the epitome of GAR.

Advice Kamina was created to try to convert Gurren Lagann fapboys into decent citizens.

Advice Kamina is rumoured to be Courage Wolf's human form.


Advice Kamina

Oooh Exploitable

/m/s proof of his GAR

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

Moar Gurren Lagann quoted faggotry

Its true, he won't.

Wait what?

Proof of his relation to Courage Wolf.

High Five Harrison

http://memegenerator.net/High-Five-Harrison

Also known as Advice Bunny.

Portrays the awesome friend figure who is both shocked and amazed at anything, no matter how socially unacceptable it cares to be, and of course, HIGH FIVEEE's you for it.

He is also known to like bacon and dislikes cupcakes. He takes the form of Advice Bunny when he puts on bunny ears because he is cool.

HA HA HE REALLY FAILS THERE. QUITE UNFUNNY INDEED.


High Five Harrison

Oh, exploitable.

An example of doing it right

An example of doing it wrong

Advice Bunny Alternate

Cos it's only gay when balls are touching

No exceptions.

Socially Awkward Penguin

http://memegenerator.net/Socially-Awkward-Penguin

Sometimes known as Awkward Situation Penguin. A relatively new spin-off. Socially Awkward Penguin can be rarely lulz-y, but most of the time either somewhat funny or unfunny. It's popularity is slowly rising, and he has surpassed Depression Dog and Insanity Wolf.

Socially Awkward Penguin on YouTube[2]


Socially Awkward Penguin

Advice Brah

Advice Brah is another shitty advice dog spin off that is killing /b/. Advice brah gets more pussy than anyone, loves to drink moar than you, and he knows when you're being a real faggot, which is all the time, because if you're not advice brah, you're gay.


Advice Brah


Technologically Impaired Duck

http://memegenerator.net/Technologically-Impaired-Duck

Like Socially Awkward Penguin, Technologically Impaired Duck is a relatively new spin-off which can be mildly lulzy to most /b/tards, as it relates to the two things they know best: the Internets and stupid. Most of the time though it's unfunny due to the fact that it is a spin-off of Advice Dog and therefore cancer.

Technologically Impaired Duck On YouTube[3]


Technologically Impaired Duck

Advice Rybak

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Rybak

A crappy spin off made of fail, but no one cares, as this is rarely seen.

Oh Exploitable

Advice Rybak

Do it faggot

Part of the chemo that is curing /b/. POST THIS EVERYWHERE

Carnegie Crow

http://memegenerator.net/Rich-Raven

Also known as Rich Raven, this is a relatively new meme that is, at the time, in the lower stages of popularity.

OH EXPLOITABLE

Foul Bachelor Frog

http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog

Aka Unsanitary Frog and Foul Frog. Yet another sad spinoff meme, newfags Your Mom seems to love it. Bachelor frog used to be funny, since oldfags could relate to it. But as usual, underage b& got their prepubescent hands on the meme, and killed it with unfunny bullshit about their parrents house and BLAST IT WITH PISS.

Advice Aeralik

Aeralik was a whiny EverQuest II developer who was known to have sex with players at conventions, e-castrating every other class in the game, and calling everything gay. He quit in November 2009.

Advice Cripples

Crippled girls also have advice to give.

Oh exp.... reusable

Interpreter fail

Good but unnecessary advice

I see what you did there

Horny Pug

http://memegenerator.net/Horny-Pug

Some random fucking dog who managed to stay up on 4chan for almost an hour because any random nasty line can be applied to it.


Horny Pug

Who the fuck would exploit this?

True?

Perfect advice for people who have difficulty exercising.

Denial Bible

http://memegenerator.net/Denial-Bible

This variation is less full of failure than many of the others, as it exposes many of the problems with religion, whilst at the sametime trolling butthurt Christians.

OH EXPLOIT- Wait, you'll go to hell.

True.

Advice Quran

The mongoose to the Denial Bible's snake. It seems to have been deleted from memegenerator (Muslim censorship?) because of unpopularity, like all shit tier generators which are deleted periodically.

Success Kid

http://memegenerator.net/Success-Kid

Poking his shota face on /b/ in the middle of June 2009, Success Kid stands as one of the most unfunny things to spawn from the Advice Dog craze alongside Socially Awkward Penguin and Courage wolf. Success Kid images are most often succesful and hilarious. A "good" image features a description of great success, a rarity as most /b/tards are lonely fucks who will never experience any true success and so they live vicariously through a four year-old kid. What a cool guy.

Success Kid on YouTube[4]



Success Kid

Oh exploitable!

So Cash

Foresight FOB

http://memegenerator.net/Foresight-FOB

Arriving on /b/ in early September 2009, Foresight FOB is a better deviation of advice chink. Apparently a forced meme, it sucks major balls. However, this is possibly the best thing to have ever come to /b/. Images tend to usually find humor in their racist nature often focusing on the central themes of SAT and eating dogs.


Foresight FOB

Oh exploitable!

Master Coon

http://memegenerator.net/Master-Coon

Started in the personal forum Happy House at GameTZ.com[5]. To put it simply a Halloween costume idea becomes an overused meme. Master Coon gives advice to aspiring raccoon recruits in an effort to ready them for combat.


Master Coon

Original Costume Idea

Keep up the cancer.

{{{5}}}

Advice Cardinal/Sports Mascots

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Cardinal

Due to the lolfest of the 2008-2009 NFL season some /sp/artan made a shittier version of Advice Dog based on the Arizona Cardinals who fluked their way to the Superbowl by not running the ball.

Template.

Original.

Keep up the cancer.

Advice Fawkes

http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Fawkes

Advice Fawkes is 888chan's homemade Advice Dog variation. It is very common there, but almost entirely unknown on any other sites.

Oh exploitable

DO IT FAGGOT

He is.

She won't.

Haitiguy

http://memegenerator.net/Haitiguy

Yet another racist Advice Dog variant. This time, it's mocking the recent earthquake in Haiti. Naturally, it is used for trolling.

Oh exploitable (but you'll burn in Hell if you do)

Admit it; you LOL'd, you bastard.

Retard Girl

http://memegenerator.net/Retard-Girl

A little girl with a goofy facial expression, with some incoherent nonsense statements.

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

http://memegenerator.net/MUSICALLY-OBLIVIOUS-8TH-GRADER

Self-explanatory. Very popular on /mu/.

SGT FOLEY

http://memegenerator.net/SGT-FOLEY

Sgt. Foley from the game Modern Warfare 2 giving orders to Ramirez.

Over 9000

Fallout 3

http://memegenerator.net/Fallout-3

The "mascot" from the game, with some "advice" usually related to the game.

Strange Girl

http://memegenerator.net/Strange-Girl

A very odd, mysterious teenage girl talking directly to the reader. Poignant and irresistible, this is one of the best memes ever, and is proof that not all Advice Dog spinoffs are bad.

Bachelorette Frog

http://memegenerator.net/Bachelorette-Frog

Female equivalent of Foul Bachelor Frog.

Just remember, faggots...

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