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Advertising

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Advertising is the promotion of goods and services, usually paid for by the providers of said stuff. If Jew Gold is the root of all evil, then advertising is the fertiliser. Advertising is also the #1 product of America. In fact, in the age of free trade and everything Made in China, advertising is about the only thing that America actually makes any more. Accordingly, advertising is the de-facto 'gasoline' that drives the whole US economy and, in turn, that of the whole world. If consumers -the beasts of burden upon which capitalism is borne- are deprived of information as to the wealth of crap available to make them truly happy and successful in life, then they will not know what to spend their hard earned, disposable income on and -in turn- deprive businessmen of obscene wealth.

Advertising also owns the Internets; the oil that lubes the tubes. Contrary to popular belief, the Internet is not free and does not run on fairy dust. For example, if you have a popular, growing site that increasingly demands additional and larger tubes to deliver the abundance of product for a continually growing audience -along with fully functional pumps and storage tanks for all the Internets- but can't find jews willing to part with their precious for whatever reason, the site owners will be hard pressed to keep on providing finely crafted infotainment (such as lulz, drama and happenings) out of their own pockets and the goodness of their heart. If the demand, then, overwhelms the supply, the tubes will start to back-up and eventually burst and necessitate the cessation of services unless alternative funding can be found.


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This can cause dramas when advertising offends someone.

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Most web-browsers and firewall programs have features to block advertising, but tend to block everything else.

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If you run a shitty website hosted on some shitty webhost and want

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an advertiser Google AdSense is very useful.

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Advertising is part of a series on Language & Communication.



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