Adventure Time
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Basics
Adventure Time is a short cartoon by Pendleton Ward that was made for Nickelodeon to air between whatever shit heaps they've been shoveling since Ren & Stimpy was canceled at least 100 years ago. That part isn't important, what is important is the massive lulz the cartoon induces when viewed with our good friend THC.
Fun Facts
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His hat is STUPID - His hat is AWESOME.
- The Ice King is also the King of Rape.
- The above fact is okay, 'cause butt raep is ALGEBRAIC!
- That dog is 28, that kid is 12, making the dog a pedophile.
- About five seconds after the cartoon surfaced on the intarwebs, rule 34 took effect.
- Jake the dog is voiced by the same asshole who does Bender from Futurama. Thus, the companionship in Adventure Time clearly began with child abduction.
- Jake is actually the long lost cousin of Pedobear.
- You must NEVER believe in yourself.
External Links
- Creator engages in thoughtful discourse about the finer details of beastiality and butt raep.
