Adorablecutekid
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[edit] THIS TARTLET IS A GIANT ATTENTION WHORE! SHE'LL LOVE THIS SHIT!
Adorablecutekid, better known as Sammeh, has been featured in many TARTlet's ED's and in the camwhore section. She's a self obsessed myspace whore who thinks she has the potential to become a troll, or America's Next Top Model, amirite? She posts as many pictures as can fit on her digital cam and yells at anyone who says she's not beautiful. She doesn't quite count as a TARTlet herself because she has no fanbase and DELETES FUCKING EVERYTHING.
(Comment from a friend)
Cinderpool: Sam is awesome! Leave her alone! Do you ED people have nothing better to do than rant about someones flaws? It's just a bunch of lies to! Why do people belive this crap?
This person has a userpage.
User_Talk:SammehVaniteh -Banhammered soon after creation.
[edit] Another Camwhore
Like all 16 year old girls Sammeh is obsessed with herself, and even moar so with cameras. And as she is female, she also thinks she is the hottest thing on the planet when really she's just a cocktease. She thinks she is hot because she has C cup breasts, even though they sag down to her hips.
It's bad enough that she clogs up the interwebz with millions of photos she thinks is art she's said before that photographs are NOT art, but she also posts them in various places because she thinks people will give a fuck. If in the event that you ask Sammeh for some of her wonderful pictures, she will promptly tell you to GTFO and then delete fucking everything.
[edit] The Great Internet Breakup
Over 100 years ago, Sammeh saw fit to tussle with an up and coming TARTlet, Kiki-Kiti over their bff Toadster749. It was your typical, dramatic girlfight. In the sense that nobody was actually hurt and all the did was create E-drama because they're fucking cunts. The two butthurt retards BAWWWWWed over who was the best internet tough guy and in the end nobody won because they're all fail. You can refer to her new arch nemesis's page or find the commensed lulz here. [1] It's still up for debate among Kiki's kitties that Sammeh is indeed User_Talk:LollersarusREX but, that's been proven impossible by a brave troll. She's too much of a blonde bimbo to think of such epic lulz.
Her response to her very nasty and public breakup? Attempt to troll and then RETREAT!:
rickwhen: Sammeh is it? Is it? Well?! Answere me you stupid little bitch. You can't hide from Rick.... jinxy_is_amazing: Troll? FTW? rickwhen: Don't try to be an EDiot you little twat. You fail simply at trying to troll your ex as it is. jinxy_is_amazing: Ex? rickwhen: Oh you don't remember? Your dear ex-girlfriend Kiki. jinxy_is_amazing: :X I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. rickwhen: Oh sure. That's not exactly what you said when you were licking her clit. Am I right? She misses you. She told me she loves you still. She wants you back. jinxy_is_amazing: Uh huh... rickwhen: Oh come on. You know you miss getting between those bony thighs and fucking her like the plank she is. jinxy_is_amazing: :XXX......Whatever. This is total crap, and the best you could come up with. Kiki's a dramatic bitch and I don't wanna deal with it. Mmkay? jinxy_is_amazing: has signed out. rickwhen: It IS the best to come up with. Be sure to re-read it on ED. On your girlfriend's page. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
[edit] An Artist?
It's unclear exactly WHY Sammeh has a Deviantart since she had no fanbase whatsoever and no art. She used to have shitty Sonic art, but baleeted it when she got added to Darknessthechao333's page. She DID have badly shooped myspace whore photos and a journal proclaiming she was leaving, just watching, trolling. When in the real world, everyone knows that an attention whore sucks at trolling.
[edit] Sammeh PREGGERS?!
Though details are scarce, a recent trolling on her MySpace revealed that our dear camwhore was "eating for 2<3". This means that she's possibly pregnant, or that she's just a fattie. Not much is known, however, so TROLL MOAR.
Sammeh was very offended by this and changed her status update immediately! Hopefully she'll get an abortion and spare the child the same horror as that cat.
[edit] Camwhore Alert!
Camwhore? NOT HERE!
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 She looks like a nice young girl! |
 Sammeh and her boyfriend |
 Cock goes whar? |
 Can you resist touching yourself? |
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 Even kittens are disgusted. |
 I thought hippies were minimally attractive? |
[edit] Reaction to this article&Trolls
Lulz. Need I say more?
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