Addict
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An addict is a person who doesn't assume responsibility for his or her actions. Usually some fucktard that parties too hard doesn't have the willpower to stop then gets butthurt for attention. Also applies to whores, whether Attention Whores, Comment Whores, or any kind of whore for that matter, for they are all addicted to attention or some other bullshit. Addicts come in many shapes, sizes and colors, and everyone you know is an addict to something.
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Where to Find Addicts
"Addicts" can be found all over LiveJournal, MySpace, anywhere on the internet, or anywhere IRL for that matter. Black People are frequently addicted to the white wimminz, Jews are addicted to money, Nigra Cell is addicted to lazers, Women are addicted to emotion, drama and also to sweet, sweet cash. Anything and everything can be addicting, from the most mundane to the extraordinary.
Frequent Sayings from Addicts
- It's a disease
- Do you have any change?
- I can stop if I want to
- I have no control over myself
- I almost died
- I need treatment
- I'm not really addicted
- I'll quit for you
- I'm never drinking again
Treatment
Treatment for addiction usually comes from a shitty TV show, coercion from family members, or a judge. They usually involve some 12 step program whose primary message is that you need God to help you, and you're helpless without Him. This can sometimes cause lulz when the addict tries to get away and ends up getting caught drunk driving/dead/in a hotel room with 3 whores and a guy dressed like your mom. After the addict is treated they frequently become bible-thumpers and are extremely religious. This just goes to show that you're never actually cured of this "Addiction", you just trade it for some other bullshit.
Addicting things
- Alcohol
- Gay shit
- Jenkem
- Tittays
- Drugs in general
- MySpace
- World of Warcrack
- Cutting
- NyQuil
- ED
- The internet, really
- Trolling
