Actor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An actor is an individual who indulges themselves in real life imaginary drama. There are two main types of actors:
Theatre Actors
See OMGSOGAY. An actor who specializes in theatre can usually be identified by a lisp, flamboyant dress, inability to sit down, and a distended and/or prolapsed asshole.
Typically stuck in the nineteenth century, they tend to be n00bs at teh internets, and fail repeatedly.
Theatre involves the live performance on a stage. Considered old media due to its content, which, among other things, lacks boob shots most of the time.
Mimes, Clowns and Improvisers do not consider themselves theatre actors. When you watch a performance from any of them, you will agree.
Unlike all other advances in civilization, which were performed with the sole intent of impressing the opposite sex, theatre exists only to impress the same sex.
Famous actors in the field of theatre include William Shakespeare, Patrick Stewart, Jameth, Adolf Hitler and Cdaae.
Film Actors
Typically rich and beautiful, actors whose work appears on the silver screen are slightly less likely to appear on one's gaydar than theatre actors, however, this is still dramatically more than the general population.
The overwhelming majority of film actors are shitty at best. A stellar example is Tom Cruise, noted SCIENTOLOGIST and whose pronouncements on psychiatry and mental health truly are an inspiration to the masses.
Film stars typically possess large tits, or in male film stars, pectoral implants. While this increases their attractiveness to many, those most discerning understand that inner beauty is the only thing that really matters.<--Who the fuck wrote this? The ugliest motherfucker on the internets.
Facts
- Calling a politician an actor is good flame bait when in the company of actors; It is equal to saying that a nigger is human being at the weekly Ku Klux Klan meeting.
