Acrotomophilia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Acrotomophilia (also known as Amputee Fetishism) is being sexually attracted to amputees - people missing arms and/or legs due to surgery or being the product of Mpreg.
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[edit] Why are People Attracted to Amputees?
Good question. Like most of the vile filth on teh interbutts noone quite knows what the hell is going through these people's minds. There is however one obvious reason as to why some sick fuck might be attracted to people without arms or legs:
[edit] Raep
All acrotomphiliacs are in fact rapists. If you swing that way, there are many advantages to having sex with an amputee:
1. They cannot run away or fight back. They can however make a lot of noise and may even try to wriggle out from under you. This adds to the pleasure of raping them.
2. Those pesky arms and legs sometimes get in the way. There's nothing worse than having a toe jammed in your asshole when you are trying to fuck (unless you're ghey, of course).
3. Plenty of new holes to play with. Not only do you have the vagina, asshole and mouth to wet your willy in, but there are the holes in the stumps from where the bone has been removed. Have a party,you twisted freak.
4. With the extra holes, you can bring moar of your mutated inbred relatives over for those family get-togethers. No waiting.
Remember that you should not feel guilty about your fetish, you repulsive pile of worm-ridden dog shit. It is your solemn duty as a man to raep as many people as possible, because every girl out there (even the ones with dicks) is blatantly asking for it.
[edit] Amputees & Other Fetishes
Thanks to the interbutts, no matter how sick and twisted a fetish may be, it can always be made so much worse by mixing it with other perversions. Here are the most common depravities in the sexual melting pot:
[edit] Conjoined Twins
Missing all that extra flesh that comes with having limbs? Well never fear my sick, sick viewer - instead of having an arm or a leg, your amputee comes with a whole other body! Limbs not included
[edit] Furries
Where there is perversion to be had, it's a sure thing that soon to follow will be the yiffing, scritching, howling, and general faggotry of the sub-human species known as furries.
[edit] Faggots
But of course.
[edit] Hermaphrodites
For those not gay, bi-curious or depraved, there is a large collection of female amputees with enormous cocks online. A little-known fact about these creatures is that the reason their dicks are so large is that they serve as an extra limb. Since they are unable to feed themselves, shemale amputees are often seen sucking their own cocks as semen is their only source of nourishment.
[edit] Apotemnophilia
If you aren't lucky enough to be missing one of your limbs, and have absolutely no self-esteem, you can always pretend to be an amputee. Apotemnophiliacs are people with perfectly healthy bodies who want to lose one (or two. Or three) of their limbs. Srsly.
Some apotemnophiliacs are mistaken for emos because they liek to cut themselves. Emos however liek to cut themselves because they believe they deserve to die. Amputee-wannabes however believe by cutting off a part of their body, they will become moar beautiful. Not even emos are that fucked-up.
[edit] Not To be Confused With
- Guro If they are missing arms/legs/heads etc. it is because they have been horribly mutilated.
- Fat Although many fat people want to lose the blubber swimming round their bodies, they do not count as apotemnophiliacs. These fat fucks need to get rid of all that lard.
- Emos
[edit] Gallery
 How does she shave her cunt? |
 Wouldn't you hit it? |
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 Squeak squeak squeak |
 A free cookie if you can name all the perversions |
 Well it does look a little like a cock |
 Any adult who still buys comic books probably can't get laid anyway. |
 The furry cometh! |
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 Possible incest? |
[edit] External Links
- If you are unlucky enough to have both arms/legs, you can always buy some fake braces HERE
- A website devoted to the worship of cripples
- A YAHOO! Devotee website
- Custody battle over an amputated leg. What the hell does anyone want with it?
- Underage robot amputee role-play bondage art. Creativity has no limits.
[edit] See Also
Categories: Sex | Abnormal Psych | Subcultures | Stub
