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Alt.Games. Nintendo. Pokémon. Hentai, or AGNPH for short. Only those with a brave will or a sick twisted psyche should enter the trials of BADLY DRAWN POKEMON PORNO! WATCH YOURSELF IN THERE!

History of AGNPH

Hide the children and get your weapons ready.

At least 100 years ago, Furry Jesus was shot. The resulting death was followed by lulz and Furry-God's greatest gift: Pokémon from Japan. Around the very same time, furry pedophiles on the Internets sought to jerk off to the anime, thus giving birth to AGNPH.

AGNPH is a community full of middle age men who live in their parents basement, fapping off to Pikachu Bukkake. They have single-handedly killed the dream of many inspiring Pokémon Masters by smearing their sick-minded pictures all over the internet. These kids would later grow up to be anti-furry goths whom spend half of their time cutting their wrists. Thanks to AGNPH, LiveJournal was born.

Nintendo has tried to shut down the site with their high priced lawyers, but thanks to some furry who knew how to operate a keyboard, he created the front page disclaimer. These empty words basically told Nintendo and anybody else to fuck off...and surprisingly it works. Today, AGNPH is the testament to the shitty porn of Pikachu and the other 665 Pokémon.

The Faggotry continues

Lol Sauce

AGNPH is a mish-mash of unpopular forms of Internet. It has an imageboard, an oekaki, IRC chat, message boards, and most retarded of all, their own wiki. Those alone are not what attracts inspiring young Pokétards to the site, and certainly not the shitty community either.

IT IS THEIR LOVE FOR FUCKING MUDKIPS!

Since Pokemon always look so bright-eyed and happy, the Poképhiles get their jollies by drawing these little animals in sick guro-like situations. Rape is the norm, typically consisting of male Pokemon with tiny dicks, suggesting that IRL they would rape real boys if they got the chance too.

They also have an inclination towards editing articles about them with a butthurt mood, such as this one and advertising their site on places like Urbandictionary.com.

AGNPH is just another epic example of how furries ruin everything.

June 11th, 2009

The ONLY great thing to emanate from AGNPH.

“	(10:25:54 PM) pokedigiphoenix: It was transferring 40GB/day because it was so popular. Everyone loved it. I checked it everyday to find out the latest uploads. For me - as well as a LOT of others, including Jewelwriter - it wasn't about $$$, it was about XXX.	„
—Pokedigiphoenix, because running a website obviously does not involve money.

On this date, administrator DrGamez posted a thread telling his fellow sick fucks to "abandon ship". The situation looks legit, and appearently — starting with the gallery — it's going down for good (a torrent consisting of the entire gallery before this shutdown was created however). This led to the massive bawwing of countless furries and furfaggots alike, because their precious image collection was going down, and there were no other reliable sources for Pokémon porn, among other things. As a shocking bolt of fail, however, someone already applied to run it FOR FREE on THEIR OWN servers. Considering the current situation, one can only speculate as to how long this free offer would last.

The confirmed reason for the shutdown is that apparently the cost of $200+ dollars per month — as opposed to the $100+ dollars they always paid — to maintain the gallery and pay for extra bandwidth fees were too much to maintain, again showing how much they really care for their fans. This shutdown only affects the gallery, imageboard, and front page however. The forums, oekaki, and fanfictions are staying. Many have looked at it as a start for people to stop fapping to Pokémon.

But this thread, while it looks sarcastic (since when could we read about people fapping to alien pedophilia? That's right, never) promises a better and more V2 version of the page.

I know this because my friend showed me of course...

By Jun 12th, 2009, the site is completely gone. It's given to someone known as "Varka", but leaves no link to it. After this downtime it's supposed to be restored... It's true

But then, on the date of 13th Jun 2009, the gallery is back up. According to this thread it just migrated to someone who accepted the price of hosting gigabytes upon gigabytes of furfaggotry.

Yes, it's back.

“	I'm getting really sick and fed up with this. It refuses to ever let me continue or get the whole file. Every single time, it whines about files missing. So, what do I have to do to make it finish already? uTorrent is being a fag and refuses to participate.	„
—ZOMG MY TORRENT NO WORKING

“	MAN THE LIFE BOATS. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. BUT THERE ARE NO CHILDREN HERE, SO THE MEN MUST SUPERSEDE. I'M SINKING BLARGAGAAGAFHAFFHSLJDFH. Ok I'm done. Meh, I already saved the ones I really liked. So yeah. At least the stories and oekaki stay.	„
—Some furries have remained civil...

“	My all time fav hentai site is leaving?! Where will I go now for all Pokemon hentai?! Noooooooooooo!!!	„
—...but not all of them.

“	The joy left when I turned around and realized I was RUNNING A POKEMON PORN SITE seriously that's not something to be proud about.	„
—Gamez has come to his senses?

“	If it makes everyone feel better, I can make a site like angph in probably a year. And its main focus will be on Porn. NO HYOOMANS!	„
—Unrealistic expectations?

“	They aren't financial "problems", they are excuses to drop the server. I haven't cared about the site in a very very long time, and I'm the only one who fixes it. Eevee hasn't cared about the site in a very, very, very long time, and he's the one who pays for it. I just don't want to have to deal with it.	„
—Gamez

“	I don't want people to think I have any sort of financial problems. I could keep the site afloat for quite awhile directly out of pocket if I really wanted to. I just don't want to. There are a million better things I could be spending that money on. As long as AGNPH was getting a free ride on a server I was paying for anyway, it was all cool, but it has exploded past what I am willing to pay for.	„
—Eevee

“	hey guys theres something wrong with the gallery button it keeps bringing me to this thread plz hlp kthxbai	„
—Nothing comes without its share of trolling.