1990s

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Flowchart of the '90s.

The 1990s is a decade that took place from 1993 to 2001 and is currently being bent over and raped with nostalgia by crazy 16-year-old girls as if it happened at least 100 years ago.

The '90s is famous for Mexico winning its independence from famed rapist John Striker and for Kurt Cobain becoming an Guitar Hero.

What happened?

Key events that took place in the '90s:

George Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton took over the world.
The internets became really popular.
Computers became usable for idiots and AOL was popularized, which caused many faggots to fag up the internet.
Macs became marginally affordable, enabling more Jobs-loving faggots to ruin the internet EVEN MORE.
AIDS was upgraded to v2.6.
Video games and cartoons were still enjoyable.
Jesse Spano became addicted to caffeine because there was never enough time.
Lulz were invented.
Black People in L.A. rioted, creating the inspiration for The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006.
At least 100 Jews began to plot the WTC attacks.
Boybands broke onto the music scene, invaded our TV stations and radio waves and steadily spouted ear-raping songs to the world. Groups such as 'N Sync and The Backstreet Boys crawled out from under their dark rock of fail into stardom; this resulted in years of faggotry and a fanbase of 16 year old girls. Their sordid careers were eventually murdered by the arrival of the 2000s and 4chan. Unfortunately, their aura of gay managed to take many virgins with them on their way to hell.
Everyone who posts on /b/ was born during this decade.
Glenn Beck allegedly raped and murdered a young girl
Osaka first appeared, bringing verbal mindfucks to us all. Seriously, what IS it called when a cat paddles?

You wanted to be them before you knew what gay was.	A vibrator wrapped in a cute red package.	Read my lips...I FUCK TURKEYS.	Believed to be the inspiration for AIDS.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.	This was your idea of good graphics in the 1990s	Totally unrepentant.