7-11

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1 Oh Thank Heaven i.e. 7-11's Contributions to Society
2 Ocean's 7-11
3 Should You Work At 7-11 Right Now?
4 external links

[edit] Oh Thank Heaven i.e. 7-11's Contributions to Society

Due to lax zoning laws and insufficient police numbers, most 7-11's are in hot beds of various drug and criminal activity.7-11 is the store that people go to practice robbing before they rob better places. Where young meth and /or crack whores go to meet their dealers. And where 90% of the Immigrants work in America until they get their visa and become your doctor. Without this cornucopia of lulz Many of the Basement dwellers reading this now might have jobs and families.

And who really wants that?

Besides the slurpee 7-11's greatest gift too society is its gift of entertainment, without it we would not have shows like "World's Dumbest Criminals" or gems like this ...

[edit] Ocean's 7-11

Ocean's 7-11 Trailer and episode 1 part one

There is also a sketch comedy-spoof series called "Ocean's 7-11" on Les tubes which is filmed there. It is the show that you and your untalented fat friends would make if you had the money.

“	"Oceans 7-11” is an eight episode series that began airing in January, 2008. Each episode consists of two parts running approximately seven to ten minutes each. “It’s part parody, but we really wanted to create an homage to the guys we grew up following, like George Clooney and Steven Soderberg.We realize we have to renew the viewers’ attention every couple minutes, or they’ll move on to an uploaded home video on YouTube of someone falling off a ladder.	„

[edit] Should You Work At 7-11 Right Now?

Answer the following questions with a yes or no;

Don't cha just luuve stereotypes?

Are you Indian?

Are you an ex-felon?

Ever want to work in a place where you know you will get robbed?

Oh good the night shift is here.

Are you really high and have the munchies?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then you should work there too. 7-Eleven is a worldwide chain. It is, the largest chain store in any category, beating McDonald's by 1,000 stores (in your face Walmart). Its stores are located in eighteen countries, with its largest markets being Japan, the United States, Taiwan, and Thailand in other words Azns love slurpees.