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The typical permaban
This means you are either a humongous newfag or an epic 4chan troll.
This means you are either a humongous newfag or an epic 4chan troll.
Typical newfag reaction to being banned from 4chan.
Typical newfag reaction to being banned from 4chan.

Like every website on the interwebs, 4chan too has a banning policy, but what makes 4chan bans so much different than other bans (like being a complete dumbass here on ED) is the fact that to get banned from 4chan you have to do something so horrifyingly stupid that you'd have to be a pathetic loser to get one. It's like this: If you break a rule on 4chan, it's a ban; if you happen to come across a pissed off admin on 4chan, then be ready for a sure-fire beating from the banhammer. The greatest holder of the banhammer on 4chan was W.T. Snacks, but was subsequently banned himself by some faggot, and during Snack's reign bannings would come for either posting illegal content or BECAUSE HE FUCKING CAN. Nowadays bans are usually just for posting CP and spamming links and other gay shit like that, but occasionally epic bans can be produced if done correctly. Posting on 7chan that you were banned on 4chan will get you banned, also Worf will anally rape you.

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How 2 get banned on 4chan

These are only a few of the many ways of being banned on 4chan:

  • Not mentioning BOXXY;OMFG HARD AUTOBAN; works on 7chan too. You must say Boxxy atleast once a day. even the slightest hint of her name or picture = PERMABAN (and for a good reason)
  • Posting CP
  • Posting noodz and shit outside of /b/
  • Including a link to a banned url in your post such as .on.nimp.org.

How 2 overcome ban on 4chan

* Usually, all you have to do is turn off your router/modem and then turn it back on 3 minutes later, if that doesn't work, try these steps:

  • Go to your router's page (192.168.1.1 by default)
  • In "Status" or "Setup" menu hit "Release IP" button. Save settings
  • Disconnect the router from modem
  • Remove batteries from the modem and disconnect AC cord (DO NOT TURN OFF THE ROUTER).Leave it for couple minutes
  • On your router's web page find "MAC Address Clone" function and change your MAC address to whatever you want (only numbers 1-9 and letters A-F). Save settings
  • Plug in AC cord in the modem and reconnect it to the router
  • On your router's web page hit "IP Address Renew" button and new IP adress will be assigned to your router
  • Get back to trolling, camwhoring and invading other boards, Anon

Alternatively, you can consider using this method.

  1. Go to this site [1].
  2. Select a proxy.
  3. Get back to browsing 4chan until b&hammered.
  4. Go back to the first link and repeat steps 2-3 with another proxy.
  5.  ????
  6. PROFIT!

Gallery of bans

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See Also

W.T. Snacks, A god among users of the ban
W.T. Snacks, A god among users of the ban

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