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2ndVenus

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2ndVenus aka Snake Wildlife is an Emo dragon with tits, yet seems straight, furry and a faggy artist. He recently came into the spotlight after a series of troll attacks provoked him to post an image demanding admins to take action and basically asking for more troll attacks. He now thinks everyone is against him.

A prime example of his awesome artwork...
A prime example of his awesome artwork...





Contents

The Story

The lulz all started when a couple of his adult artworks appeared on fchan or some other website. He went to Dragoneer, repeatedly, to get these users banned or the artwork removed. FA rules state that, depending on the situation, FA Admins cannot be involved in offsite drama/harassment. Being too stupid to realize this in the first place, he then proceeded to throw a bitchfit and bawwwlete his gallery of his adult artworks until FA Admins and Moderators start getting their shit together and help their users... by permabanning every one of the basement-dwelling furfaggots and deleting fucking everything.

Justice For Artists

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This was a result after he purged his gallery of all the adult porn art. This only served to call in more trolls and his hugbox friends. Most notably Dracoguard.

The Final Straw

It became known on the internet thanks to Anon that 2ndVenus had sent a picture of his penis to someone. Actually he sends them out to anyone who shows the slightest bit of interest in him. After he had relized this, he then proceeded to delete the rest of his gallery (minus the "Justice" one), journals, shouts and favorites from his page and changed his faggy green dragon avatar to a black box with the words goodbye on them.

Serious Business

In the comments of his lulz worthy submission, he threatens legal action against lulz.net for showing his private dick pic to the internet.

 
 
Oh they posted a pic of my penis on there, iv taken the unedited screendumps and i will be contacting a lawyer first thing in the morning.
 

 

—2ndVenus, filing an lolsuit

Not realizing this is the internet, he will end up wasting money pursuing something that he can't do anything about now, especially since it is his own damn fault for sending his penis through the internet.

His suck-up friends also give suggestions on how to combat trolls with very stupid suggestions as user controlled right-click bans, IP bans, and MAC address bans. They fail to realize that trolls know how to avoid these traps and the best way to combat a troll is to not feed them.

Dracoguard has taken it upon himself to be 2ndVenus' white knight, patrolling 2nd's submission, scolding trolls, blocking them from his own page preemptively and trying to be a tough guy

Places to find him



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