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2dcrazy

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Image:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

2dcrazy is one of the most horrifying Gorillaz fangirls ever known in the shitstorm that is DevianTART, often thought of as the lovechild of Chasethehedgehog and Branca. She is utterly obsessed with Damon Albarn's animu band, most notably the stoner vocalist '2D'. She thinks that because Murdoc Niccals is a satanist she should be too, yet cannot even spell Gorillaz properly most of the time, all the while raping the English language with sentence after sentence of grammar-free tyranny. As if this wasn't bad enough, she draws everything in MS Paint in a scarily poor manner, and actually believes 2D is real.

Oh yeah, she's in her fucking twenties. Asspie, anyone?


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Artwork (Debatable)

2dcrazy tries her best with her special art on MS paint. So? Who cares if her art isn't that good? It's not bad either! Stop putting mean comments about this! It's rude! There are tons of 2D fangirls anyway, but 2dcrazy is one of the best for it. Hopefully, Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett will meet with 2dcrazy AKA the number one Gorillaz fan. People believe in that. You can catch up with 2dcrazy on YouTube and DeviantART.

Communication Skills

Avril Lavigne... oh no wait, it's just 2dcrazy.
Avril Lavigne... oh no wait, it's just 2dcrazy.

2dcrazy is a sadist, taking great pleasure in raping the English language. There's very rarely any punctuation, any capitalisation, and often very little point in what she writes.

 
 
about me well im always happy go lucky. i love the gorillaz. i would love to meet jamie hewllet and daimen albarn one day and i love sonic the hedgehog. hes my childhood hero and hes still is now. i love drawing just for fun. i enjoy drawing nights mostly becouse hes magical. and i love hanging out with friends. i have blond hair green eyes and i ware black and red stripy top with a cross like murdocs hehe. and black jeans with black and white trainers. im still learning the guitar. people say i look like avril avril lavigne but i dont know. but ennyways hope you like my drawings buy now hail saten 2dcrazy
 

 

—Her introduction.

 
 
i had the most amazing sunday. i was planning to go to london and i was speaking to zoiegorilla and we decided to meet. so i went to london with my dad and i was looking everyware for a girl with black hair with pink in the front and nerdy glasses. when i saw her i was so shoked i started calling ZOIE! ZOIE! i couldnt bealeve it was really her. i gave her a great big hug. im telling you shes so lovely. i wanted to tell her that her art is just amazing but i got all nervous and shaky. becouse i just so exited that it was really her. i was also nervous becouse ive known her since i joind youtube but things were fine. i didnt feel worried at all. she was a lovely person to talk to. she had similer little largh like mine witch is so sweet. we mostly just walked round together chatting away. she also took me to the south bank were there was some gorillaz pictures on the wall. i was so thrilled but sadly some kids sprayed on them. but i was still happy to see them one of the pictures had noodle missing. i think somebody stole it. i had such a lovely time i nearly cried when i had to say goodbuy. zoie was so lovely i hugged her twise. please see her art shes amazing pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaze!!
 

 

—The journal describing her rapemeet.

 
 
just happy lol im looking for a laptop witch is great. also ive been drawing more in my sketchbook so il be making more drawings soon. my good friend xxgingerminger says her and lilacbird mite be going to london soon. so maybe we will get to meet. i really do hope so as their awesome.
 

 

—I don't fucking know.

 
 
wow i had a busy day at work as the summer is coming. when i finished i treated my mum to the cinima and we went to see harry potter and the half blood prince. OH WOW WHAT A BRILLIONT FILM i really enjoyed this one. its funny i cried reading it and cried watching the film lol cant wait for it to come out. also shopping tomorrow for my laptop weeeee!
 

 

—No taste in cinema either.

 
 
well i have to wait another 6 whole weeks to get a laptop. i want one so we dont have to fight on our computer at home lol i went to look at them in pcworld their really good. i cant wait to get one. also its my cats birthday soon too. had her since i was 7. shes gonna be 14. a weard cat but i love her lol
 

 

Shit nobody cares about

 
 
im going to be busy so my art wont be on for a while. thanks for waiting ive still got some for friends to do. also my sonic ones. ennyways hi to my good friends^^
 

 

—'Art'?

 
 
it feels great to be drawing again^^ i took a little break as i was busy. some are for friends some of sonic yay^^ ennyways cya!
 

 

—It's notable they've got shorter...perhaps she realised nobody cares?

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On Gorillaz

Who wants to tell her he's not freaking real?
Who wants to tell her he's not freaking real?

She's in love with 2D, the empty eyed stoner of Gorillaz (Suprising, as her dA account lists 'Heavy Rock' has her favourite genre), who shits out the ridiculous lyrics present in every one of their songs. She also claims to be a big fan of 'jamie hewllet' and 'daimen albarn'. She thinks 2D is actually present at gigs, her proof being that they project pictures of the "band" on a screen in front of the actual musicians. She even spells their name wrong.

She also did an eyerape of a comic about Murdoc the bassist getting waxed...

2dcrazy has perfectly matched Hewlett's style.
2dcrazy has perfectly matched Hewlett's style.


2dcrazy is also a massive fan of Branca, and leaves comments on her page all the fucking time. Example:

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Jamie Hewlett must be worried for his job.
Jamie Hewlett must be worried for his job.

These hardly ever get replies. It almost makes you feel sorry for Branca.

Her Gorillaz work is the most horrible in her gallery. Luckily there isn't much of it. Noodle has racist slitty eyes, Murdoc permenantly looks even more demented, 2D's hair isn't of the correct super spiky anime type, and Russel isn't even fat. Noodle is also about three feet shorter than the others despite the fact she's eighteen. And her hair isn't purple. None of the 'art' has any real thought applied to it, there's no shading (which even Chasethehedgehog tried), and the arms and legs are stretchable, shakey, and inconsistent.

Overall? She needs art lessons pronto.

In fact, one can't help but think why such a batshit insane, idiotic, pathetically bad artist can have SEVENTY ONE watchers and so many friends. It's already well known the Gorillaz fanship is one of the worst in the world of DevianTART but surely they're not blind? It's clear they're only humouring her and probably think she's the most annoying person in their friendlist, pretending to understand her journals and comments and know what the fuck is going on in her pictures.

It begins...

The moment 2dcrazy was informed of her article through a very helpful comment on her page last thursday she deleted all journals and hid the comment, alongside a one-girl hugbox who posted ten minutes afterwards. Shortly after came a mass spamming of links to her ED page, all of two pages of comments getting hidden. It's clear she's taking the 'No idea what you're talking about' approach - One that can only last so long. Gentlemen, let the attacks begin.

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