2007
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year.
Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, children, and even cartoon mice. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries.
Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates.
Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.
2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.
A list of teh events of 2007:
Contents |
January
- Andrew Erickson gets busted for child porn
- Possibly the least popular book in the successful children's series.
- DMCA Sent. Article taken down. Committed Perjury. Fails at frivolous litigation; article rises from the dead like some
- kinda...OMGZ!!!...it's Jesus...get in the car!!!
- Got raped a bunch and drew some shitty shit.
- Hey it's preteens threatening suicide on the internet I wonder if they actually did it??
- Greg Solomon vs. Renetto bullshit.
- Who fucking cares really?
- Hal Turner claimed victory over Anonymous.
- He also punched some kid using google image search.
- JEWS DID WTC on CNN.
- Before you jump on them, remember that the CNN Fact Checker is a small dog.
- lol, knuffy.
- Lulzcast Episode 1 released.
- Lulz ensued.
- You're the dog now, man!
- Sektie Drama
- Concerning Meth and Girlvinyl
- TheRedSkull Drama.
- President Demeter starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors
February
- Tears carve tracks down cheeto-dust encrusted faces.
- Internet shits itself with joy.
- Anna Nicole Smith dies from a drug overdose.
- She wanted to be with her son. In the ground.
- I'm not a crazy, that's what's so insane about this. Also my family hates me.
- Filthywhore sucks dick for money.
- The name may have been a hint.
- Lostpedia
- Drama over a wiki full of faggy theories about the show where nothing happens. Primarily Wattage involved.
- Main page redesigned by Blu Aardvark
- It sure is as sweet as the dickens.
- Defectors include Violetkitty411, Argent009 and CircaRigel. Renetto calls them all traitors.
- My Immortal began its filming,
- Is nominated for many academy awards, including Best Use of Clothing Descriptions, and Best Rape of Copyrighted Character.
- Not an actual realm, just some fag.
- Don't help me, I'm not worth it ._.
- Warbears gets its shit ruined.
- Because bringing that site down is super hard.
- Youtube Vigilantes head CircaRigel and Irish282.
- CircaRigel gets pwned. Irish282 gets pwned later.
March
- EPIC.WIN. that.is.all.
- Andrea Robinette Hostage Drama
- Chevy the Therapy Dog is murdered, and causes much drama.
- Batteries Included.
- Daxflame gets in a pee fight,
- claims not to be retarded, but rather resmarted.
- Essjay is exposed as a fraud.
- People lying about their qualifications on Wikipedia? Who would have thought!?
- The Great /B/lackout ravages Drawball as /b/tards call in /b/lackup.
- This was a fruitful use of time and effort.
- The Great Re/b/oot occurs and /b/ is no longer forced anon!
- THE END TIMES ARE NEAR.
- Kathy Sierra is a bitch.
- She can't go outside guys because of a bad photoshop on some slap-fight of a blog. We need a code of conduct. To not blog ever again.
- Kenneth Eng writes a racist column about niggers, is pwnt by everyone.
- By logic dragons sho- DRAGONS DRAGONS.
- Max day occurs for the first time.
- Weev and drugs- The Winning Combination
- Bloggers, heh.
- Poeticirony Mongles her dog.
- I don't know how posting pictures of you blowing your dog on the internet could backfire, but it did.
- Ray Jones A+++++++++
- In our hearts, don't we all just want to bang a tiny anthropomorphic mouse?
- Sparkling Wiggles means FUCKING NIGGERS.
- You're a fucking racist if you laugh at this.
- Suicide by arrows, death in style. Also furfag drama.
April
- The Blzn Azn: shoots 32 people and himself in what becomes known as the Virginia Tech massacre because he did it for the lulz.
- High Score in pwnage.
- Billy No Mates becomes an hero. The little dickhead.
- Some stay dry and others kill the meme. Tay Zonday left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
- Buddy meme of Virginia Tech after a nigra decides he can take down a major website after taking a college course.
- Fatferaligatr discovered.
- Who knew morbid obesity could be so hot?
- Faggoty freeloading furry,
- YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BUDDY YOU CAN BANK ON THAT!
- He crossed the line when he drew mudkip like that.
- Oh dear lawd plagarism on the internet!]
- Rickroll phenomena
- Even Family Gay gets in on it.
May
- Encyclopedia Dramatica dies.
- Many lulz are aborted.
- Disgusting perverts think they have power and rights on the internet. PROTIP: They don't.
- My Immortal movie finished.
- THE DEATH OF PIGSLOP WAS AN INSIDE JOB
June
- The internet may never recover from this terrible loss.
- Just click the fucking link you don't need a summary.
- Dustin Diamond sex tape found.
- If only it could be lost again.
- Your fate.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica lives.
- :D
- Spoilers: He's an idiot.
- My heart goes out to the family, and I hope the body is found soon. Also the parents did it.
- Larry Craig just shits with a wide stance ok?
- Republicans are never gay ever. They are family men with good Christian values. So shut up, you fucking communist.
- NEUGH BLUEHG GHUG SONIC AND FURRIES AND PEOPLE WITH NO SOCIAL LIVES IT'S ALL SHIT JUST SHIT SHIT SHIT.
- Ultimadum Deceleration. Furries rally around this illiterate spokesman.
- Prodigous pie consumption. The additional drama should be pretty much implied by now.
- Loud fatass with a shitty beard and hair on the internet does not like religion. Nobody saw this coming.
- Tyler Dumstorf just killed two cops, goodbye.
- We all are mistakes, Tyler was just a big and worse one.
- Wrestler Chris Benoit gets R-R-R-ROID RAAAAAGE!
- Guys stop saying that he didn't do roids nobody in wrestling does roids.
July
- Gets taken down for hosting 7chan's /b/ section with rumored child porn.
- FACEPAWS
- Casts a hex on Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Tipped off by Alex Wuori, depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast, spawning countless new memes.
- Kan speel gud.
- Last book comes out, spoiled for everyone weeks in advance.
- Inflation furry art. Nuff said.
- Furries producing something vaguely funny, clearly we have entered the twilight zone.
- Exercises all her clothes off as the internet watches.
- Revmischa
- Fucks a fatty.
- BARBARIC!!!
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
- BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
- Her defense of the emo movement becomes one of the biggest lulz storms.
And of course,
Bigger. Longer. 9001% moar drama
August
- 2007's Funnelgirl
NBC sends a bimbo cunt undercover to DEFCON 2007, and winds up being a TOTAL FAIL!
- Hillbilly ghostbuster turns out to be internet tough guy.
- Gets shut down
- When he feels like masturbating it all goes out the window.
- The mega-weeaboo gets e-raped.
- Gets pwned by ED..again
- Insane pedo cloud fangirl.
- Bridge collapse phobia sweeps America! 13 people die nevar 4get this horrible tragedy.
- Failed suicide attempt.
- is crazy.
- Defies stereotypes and institutional racism and becomes a creepy and awkward as her white peers.
- A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
September
- Anonymous threatens to blow up school on September 11th.
- Pictures of bomb accompanied by identifying EXIF data. Way to go hoss.
- Britney Spears fails to make a comeback,
- Inadvertently launches career of Chris Crocker, an attention-whore trap.
- OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
- For once cries of gay rape in the locker room turn out to be true. Hahaha, fags.
- Turns out some fat guy is a dick in relationships. The twist? He's gay.
- Arguably the high point of the event was when ajt relayed Mori's message of "It's zippocat bitches" to the people of lulzcon.
- Chick from High School Homosexual appears naked in pics. Internet wanks.
October
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)
forcandchris@hotmail.com says: true
forcandchris@hotmail.com says: cause we would have sex every night
- Butthurt teenage emo bitch thinks she is hotter and thinner than she is.
- 4chan steps out for soup. Comes back. Like Jesus but with more CP.
- Pedophilia, eh?
- Cryptokids trying to turn your kids not only into furries but also into the man.
- Furries possibly used because Popular Hackers on Steroids have so much furry porn on their sites.
- BUMPER PEDO CROP THIS MONTH
- Dumbledore's gay
- Dumb Christian parents now over 50% more concerned.
- Emo Goth Fag enters a school and shoots 4 people
- No one died so he became An Hero. Wai 2 Go!
- Wants you in the Ernest Peters army!
- Fuck these fucking tiny bitch-ass faggots in their goddamn shitting asses. FUCK. haha i am so witty get it they dont like cussing.
- The year's greatest invention. Need to rub one out at work but can't alt tab fast enough? This one's for you!
- Furry drama who fucking cares fuck them.
- Causes some stupid fucking shit.
- If you are going to commit hella crimes at least learn to use photoshop you kiddy-fiddling fuck.
- Yirimyah OD's on emo.
- Fortunately does not become Yiri Schiavo.
November
- Surprisingly there are fat single mothers on the internet who draw bad porn and have easily hurt feelings.
- Squeak Squeak Yiff!
- Gamestop raid.
- Alternate Title: "How Gaiafags Learned to Troll"
- Evel Knievel, Hawthorne Heights, Sean Taylor, Quiet Riot.
- It's nevar lupus. Except that one time.
- Banhammered on YouTube
- Fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game, internets come together to mourn their loss. NEVER FORGET 8.8
- Drug explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
- was quite rude.
- Story breaks. Josh Evans a Joseph Evers pseudonym? Also, the world is reminded once more that bulling is rabbit.
- dies, OldDirtyBtard emos :(
- The Finnisher ends up with a better kill ratio than The Blzn Azn.
- Pull Your Pants Up niggas.
- You must be faggin if yo pants be saggin'.
- Sean Taylor killed.
- Fanbois everywhere bawww.
- Yinepusayi discovered.
- OH GOD KNITTING ;____________;
December
- Was hacked for the very lulz of it, and /b/tards flocked to every other chan for safe haven. Anonymous banded together to expose the h1j4x0rs if only so they could finally say: "gbt4chanfgt!"
- Angry /b/tard sticks it to the black man by stealing a bust of Martin Luthor King from the library.
- ED's Benevolent Dictator for Life, ajt, gives EDiots their very own imageboard. You know you rimestoppers.
- Former Paki Prime Minister that was assassinated last thursday (literally).
- Basically a video on basically rants.
- celebrates its third birthday. Whoulda thunk TOW would come in useful for anything.
- 'The "financial dominatrix" 'top' becomes a a 'bottom' after Anonymous gives her 40 lashes...and then some.
- Google censors the Megan Meier and Matthew Murray articles.
- Google changes motto from "Don't be evil" to "Don't be lulzy".
- FUCK YOU IM A LYCAN
- Britney's pure, virginal, self-righteous teen sister has an immaculate conception.
- Aussie /b/tard gets v& for "creating false beliefs". Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?
- Like ashi_moto's omghai2furries journal when it got ripped off by some furry saying omghai2trolls, but somehow even more fail.
- Nghtmrchld26 channelling Smeagol makes several Ted Haggard fanbois assume the missionary position.
- Robert Hawkins: All your Mallrats are belong to him.
- Claims victory over ED and /b/, subsequently b& from teh jewtubes.lol.
- In Soviet Russia, LiveJournal updates you!
