16-year-old girl

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Typical 16 year old girl showing off her stuff

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", extreme festish for Jonas Brothers or any other shit band, excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are no girls on the internet; this means that 99.8% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

History

HAY GUYZZZ IM LIEK So0o0o0 BAK3D RiGHT No0W!!! Lo0K Do0WN Mii $HiRT PLZzZzZ!!!

lolz look it me!!!!! im so cash!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.

15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.

16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.You notice that this girl has some dry face.

Some 16 just can't do it right

More 16 year old girls asking for it.

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have numerous journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and LJ whoreage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar. 16 year old girls are also the largest known source of fail in the universe. NO EXCEPTIONS.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2010.

16 year old girls are also the most hated race of people on the earth.

Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid shit thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.

Identification in the Wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

Site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background see also: MySpace whore if all lower case: see emo if altcaps or slurredddddd: see chav	90% probable
Site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."	93% probable
if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"	95% probable
Site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles	97% probable
if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"	98% probable
if her age is in the 60-99 years old range	99.5% probable
2. if a veiled reference to self injury or having an eating disorder is present in banner/links	99% probable
and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded	100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers.

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.

Fun Facts

It is in this age that they are most likely to become BI (DEAL WIT IT!1).
Every man in existence has masturbated to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice and is fighting the good fight.
In Uganda, or another of those shitty countries, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal for bravery in the struggle against AIDS.
LHC kills 16-year-old-girls
16 year old girls take everything awesome and give it tons of teen angst and emo eyeliner, therefore diluting or destroying the awesomeness
MichaelArden is a fan of underage pussy. You can find him on WeirdTown.com in the Anime Chat
They actually want it in the ass.
When you troll a 16 year old girl, she will flail her angst and rage at you until you give her praise about how awesome and hot she is.

16-Year-Old Girls on MySpace

So far, there has been one species of 16-year-old girl discovered: The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old. This breed is indigenous to most parts of the world except, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, where any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly dealt with. The MySpace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

IRL Myspace whore Spike Zombie.

“	"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really really want a tattoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P" Current mood: depressed.	„
—A big blonde who likes to think about life in general(cute boys, tattoos, being stupid)

IRL Myspace 16-year-old girl.

How long can you go without kicking her in the cunt? Not long, I'm sure. How about this one?

“	my names Jayde, i really like deep thought and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time."	„
—Fatty fat fat fattenstein

Oooh boy. Think it can't get worse? How about this one right here?

IRL Myspace 16-year-old girl whore.

“	names alexis. not gonna lieif yu dont kno me right now you never did - bitches love me .life jus doesnt get better. im nasty and dont give the right people the time of day . im far from tamedddd nd iont need a man actin like there my daddy. i make mistakes but seriously who doesnt. iont want shyttttt to do wit immature people deadass i mean it when i say im beyond the shit people feel they gotta say to make themselfes feel better.... nd all the dumb ass people who only fuck around and cant be seriouscan blow me cause there not takin my ass down wit em. iont want shytt to do wit any lil ass boys cause im not babysitting ? ... i wanna be manhandled. im nothin like any other girls. got the mentality of a man stuck in the body of a bitch. i live for today nd dont give a fuck about anyones shit. im as happy as life lets me but im stronger than ever. . get to know me i wont dissapoint you. gettttt at meee - A fUSC0."	„
—Slutty cunt no one cares about

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OMG I'm liek 16 Years Old!!!11!ONE!

She's asking for it, isn't she. But, you should kill her after you finish the rape, because she's a Jew.	16 year old bitch	Your average emo 16 year old girl, shitty pink hair not included.	A 16-year-old girl on Myspace fishing for pic comments.
Not everyone can be a 16-year-old girl	Typical 16-year-old-girl's Myspace pic.	A typical Bebo slut IRL	16-year-olds want to kill themselves using air guns; also note how this dumb shit wrote "goodbye" backwards

Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.	Cheap, Easy, and takes it up the pooper	What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls MySpace page.	This is what happens when girls don't listen in Geography. The woman shown has a masters degree in cock sucking and a GCSE in tit wanking.
A 13-year-old boy and a 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology,	Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art	Guess the loli ...	Every 16 year old girls fantasy. They think they can convert any fag into first class heterosexuals.
Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for "big" nigger dick, thus introducing HIV to the heterosexual population	A formal portrait of a 16 year old.	An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter.	Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.
It's a 16-year-old girl but is it art?	Arabs handle their problems the right way.	16 year old girls tend to congregate together.	Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa.
Some "Lets pretended to be lesbians to get attention" school of thought.	He Kexin, 16! Proof: Chinese Passport.	Note the excessive makeup and the lopsided smile, proving that she is indeed retarded. She also falls hopelessly in love with any boy she sees.	but is it art?
16-year-old girls travel in packs with a pimp	Teen Girl Squad!		While many people are trying to find answers to life, stop wars in the world, fight communism and other shits, this is what girls are most worried about.
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different !!!!!!1111nineeleven	She came.	Notice the stupid expression and the fact that the photo was taken in a bathroom.	Swing along emo slavegirl
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.	"OMG, hey girlz, let's liek totally pretend to be lezbians so we can get attention, LOLS."	attention whores lol. ALSO THEY ARES A JEW!!!111!1onelevent	SHE CAME.
	Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.	Asking for it...OMG! According to her Bebo, this whore is 13!	Typical 16-year-old girl.
Her profile says she's fifteen, but the excessive makeup, botox expression and laugh lines point moar towards 53.	Chronic :D is a common condition among 16-year-old girls.	What every 16 year old girl wants to please daddy.	Every 16 year old girl fails at photoshop. No exceptions.
Here's an excellent example of a 16 year old girl. SO THERE! T^T	Jesus hates 16 year old girls who masturbate.	Asking for it in the snow.	t33h33!
Rawr!	no comment	They came	attention whore doing it for the lulz
Asking for buttsex	Trying to get into hollywood...the easy way	I want you to eat me out bitch.	She sucked a meeeeean dick.
All 16 year old girls fail at tanning. Look at the bitch's neck.