Chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Chan could refer to many things:
- A popular Chinese surname (traditional Chinese 陳; simplified Chinese 陈) in Cantonese transcription. The Mandarin transcription of the same name is Chen (surname)
- Ch'an （chi. 禪) (pinyin: chán), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
- A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to children, girls and young women. Often used in naming notable camwhores.
- A shit site running imageboard software. Butthole of the internets where the once-mighty Anonymous lurked 65 million years ago before a gigantic fucking asteroid of fail and DDoS blew everything to kingdom come.
- Jackie-Chan - Popular Kung Fu expert and actor.
If you're reading this on ED, you're most likely interested in #3 or #4.
[edit] #3: -chans (aka camwhores)
Since the dawn of the interwebs, there have been attention whores. With the easy availability of webcams and digital cameras, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention. Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.
- Cracky-chan - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
- Loli-chan - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
- Stoner-chan - Attention whore and 7chan's official camwhore.
- Acky-chan-cray - Attention whore and someone Peter cares about.
- afro-chan - Attention whore, with the notability of 4chan's first camwhoring nigger
- Sub-chan - Attention whore, noted for her sagging, torpedo-shaped tits.
- Rat-Chan - Winrar and true /b/tard, will kill your rats.
- Martini-Chan - /b/ ruined her life.
- Chin-chan - Self explanatory, made of fail and AIDS (possibly Hep C and Fœtal Alcohol, this has yet to be confirmed)
- Chris-chan - A faggot of epic proportions who created the "Sonichu" franchise. It should be noted that he is a 26 year old, autistic, virgin who deserves to be hated and trolled. He is desperately seeking a "boyfriendless sweetheart" through means of fapping to sonichu fucking an imaginary twin sister or through taking pictures of himself with his medallion of power.
- Charlie-chan - An ancient "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of dweadfull wacism
[edit] #4: *chans (aka websites)
Once upon a time, some elevens got the brilliant idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it. Some weeaboo went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan because the largest of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support furfags or to cater to some geniuses who wish to get away from 4chan's fascist rules or dumb moderators.
- 2chan (Futaba Channel) - The father of all *chans
- 315chan - A shit site that wishes it was 711chan
- 4chan - The mother of all english *chans
- 420chan - A shit site for stoners.
- 5chan - A shit site for Furries.
- 7chan - A site that wants to be 4chan
- 711chan - An awesome site that wishes it was 420chan
- 78chan - the new 7chan
- 8chan - A shit site for W.T. Snacks
- 12chan - A shit site for pedos.
- Additional Pylons - A shit site about pylons
- AnonIB - wat
- BBWchan - A chan about fat women.
- Britchan - British based chan.
- Desuchan - A shit site for Desufags. (Currently ALIVE DESU)
- Diochan - A shit site for Italianfags.
- Fapchan - A shit site for pr0n.
- Fchan - A shit site about 4chan, with a higher furry - mundane ratio.
- Futabachannel - A chan that copied 2chan/4chan and tried to kill Tom Cruise
- Gurochan - A shit site for... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO HERE.
- Kriegchan - A shit site for Partyvan
- Krautchan - A
shitwinfail site for general german faggotry. - not4chan - A site for pedophiles.
- Wakachan - A shit site for weeaboos.
- Wikichan - A shit wiki for faggots (not to be confused with the above).
- WTFchan - The most fucked up of the *chans
[edit] More Info
List of *chan boards - For other Chan boards not notable enough for their own article.
